1. 06-11-13 10:56 PM #1
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    How does this fat slob Colon keep on doing it for OAK????????

    Guy has been basically unhittable all year.
    He's an out of shape pig, shows no emotion, looks like he doesn't even give a shit out there playing lol.
    He should be and better be an All-star this year.
    I've been betting him a good amount just because Oak has just been on fire.

    The guy looks like it hurts him to walk to the mound.
    He literally has 2 pitches.
    Throws fastballs like 90% of the time.
    Never walks a batter.
    He does throw 95mph still but I'm just baffled how a guy with no out pitch who consistently throws strikes never gets roughed up.

    Have a fat parlay riding on him with Spurs at them moment along with a straight bet.

    I've been betting him a decent amount this year, he's been very profitable for me.

    I'm just puzzled how he's doing it.
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  2. 06-11-13 10:57 PM #2
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    Roids
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  3. 06-11-13 11:01 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Roids
    Yeah I dunno though. He still just lays it over the plate and has no out pitch. These kids can crack 95mph heat like it's batting practice.
    He's the most puzzling pitcher in MLB for me right now. I can't see how he doesn't get rocked with how he pitches.

    Granted, when you don[t walk guys you stay in wayyyy less trouble.
    I see so many good pitchers try n be too cute and fk themselves game after game after game with walks.
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  4. 06-11-13 11:03 PM #4
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    its the i dont give a shit approach that makes him superior, its a mental edge.
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  5. 06-11-13 11:06 PM #5
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    Two words: Stem Cell.

    The smarter doping.

    Peyton knows. Hell anyone with any common sense knows.

    Simply splice some PED into the stem cell - viola! "Naturally" occurring performance enhancer.
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  6. 06-11-13 11:17 PM #6
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    Guy throws noth'ing but heat! Yankees hitting sucks! Oak at home, easy winner!
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  7. 06-12-13 10:29 AM #7
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    hitting is all about timing...

    pitching is all about disrupting that timing.

    Colon does a good job keeping the ball off the barrel of the bat.
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  8. 06-12-13 10:33 AM #8
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    Are you kidding me? Guy hits his spots, throw strikes and never falls behind on hitters. Roids or not, he knows what he's doing.

    Shitty relievers who always go 2-0 and 3-1 to every hitter could learn a thing or two from Fat Bart.
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  9. 06-12-13 11:23 AM #9
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    gotta be on some kind of juice..
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  10. 06-12-13 11:29 AM #10
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    Honestly who fuckkn knows....i figured the guy would break and fall off the mound like humpty dumpty never to be seen again....all of the sudden guy has total control and it mindfuckking batters....unrealz
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    Its confusing like Arroyo for the reds....his stuff is weak but his timing and off-speed stuff seems to be enough
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  12. 06-12-13 12:20 PM #12
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    So you played A's w/ Colon and you're complaining that you won your bet(s)? Or what exactly is this thread about?
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  13. 06-12-13 12:21 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    Its confusing like Arroyo for the reds....his stuff is weak but his timing and off-speed stuff seems to be enough
    Always been a fan of Arroyo. Love watching him pitch.
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  14. 06-12-13 12:55 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Two words: Stem Cell.

    The smarter doping.

    Peyton knows. Hell anyone with any common sense knows.

    Simply splice some PED into the stem cell - viola! "Naturally" occurring performance enhancer.
    your understanding of science is a bit off.
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  15. 06-12-13 01:17 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMLBKing View Post
    your understanding of science is a bit off.
    Most likely. Point being, stem cell.

    He has already said as much.
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  16. 06-12-13 01:22 PM #16
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    I think he is using hot dog grease on his fingers
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  17. 06-12-13 01:56 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allure View Post
    So you played A's w/ Colon and you're complaining that you won your bet(s)? Or what exactly is this thread about?

    What are you a fukkin retard?
    Neverfukkinheardofyoupal
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  18. 06-12-13 02:53 PM #18
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    guy is a fukin enormous fat blob with a sh*tty attitude, but the numbers dont lie, i admit i waited a bit to jump on the colon train, purely because of how old and fat he is, but i jumped on the As on the overnights last night

    as i was making the bet, for sure i was like "i cant believe im gonna bet on this obese fuk" but then i was like hey the numbers dont lie, and anyway cc is a pretty fat piece of sh*t himself
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  19. 06-12-13 02:58 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    guy is a fukin enormous fat blob with a sh*tty attitude, but the numbers dont lie, i admit i waited a bit to jump on the colon train, purely because of how old and fat he is, but i jumped on the As on the overnights last night

    as i was making the bet, for sure i was like "i cant believe im gonna bet on this obese fuk" but then i was like hey the numbers dont lie, and anyway cc is a pretty fat piece of sh*t himself
    He could have a Glandular problem...at least that's what teachers always told us at school when tubby ruled the play ground
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  20. 06-12-13 02:59 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    He could have a Glandular problem...at least that's what teachers always told us at school when tubby ruled the play ground

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  21. 06-12-13 03:03 PM #21
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    Good movement on his pitches

    Puts the ball where he wants it

    Knows how to pitch

    Always ahead in count

    Thats all I can think of right now
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  22. 06-12-13 03:09 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc JS View Post
    Colon does a good job keeping the ball off the barrel of the bat.
    A-Rod says hello

    (I was at this game)

    http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=250426110

    HR: A Rodriguez 3 (7, 1st inning off B Colon 2 on, 2 Out; 3rd inning off B Colon 1 on, 2 Out; 4th inning off B Colon 3 on, 2 Out)
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  23. 06-12-13 04:15 PM #23
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    Don't care what he's on cheese pizzas, milkshakes, Mcribs, keep doing your thing and go A's
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  24. 06-12-13 07:50 PM #24
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    Wasn't Colon suspended for PEDs the last 50 games of last year?
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  25. 06-12-13 08:17 PM #25
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    Yes LT he was suspended which is why Benny and a lot of us are surprised at how well he has come back this year. Usually when you go clean your body and mind start reacting against you and takes time to catch up if ever. Which is why many players struggle after coming back from a bust.
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  26. 06-12-13 08:23 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by R.P. McMurphy View Post
    Yes LT he was suspended which is why Benny and a lot of us are surprised at how well he has come back this year. Usually when you go clean your body and mind start reacting against you and takes time to catch up if ever. Which is why many players struggle after coming back from a bust.
    Or they find another hidden way (for now) to get the stuff in their system.
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  27. 06-12-13 08:29 PM #27
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    Very true since the beginning people who compete have always tried to find a way to gain the edge. Just heard recently they discovered one of Mantle's bats was loaded! Everyone thinks it started in the 90's with roids however that's when guys took it over the edge. Roids, speed, painkillers, amphetamines, loaded bats, scuffed balls, you name it has been going on forever and will never stop ecs. with modern science now keeping them a step ahead.
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  28. 06-12-13 09:36 PM #28
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    Since when does the weight of a starting pitcher determine how good or bad they are...
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  29. 06-12-13 11:02 PM #29
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    hello!

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...l#post18489586
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  30. 06-16-13 05:18 PM #30
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    Doing it again today. Giving up 2 hits per inning halfway home, now he's unhittable.
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  31. 06-16-13 07:29 PM #31
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    Be interesting to see if they let him start an All-Star game possibly?? After The roids suspension.
    Not likely either way but making a pretty good argument right now for the AL.
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    Colon cleanse key to success
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    Its the cleats!
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    Testosterone supplements! Maybe he eats his own nut lmfao
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  35. 06-17-13 12:08 PM #35
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    Not a chance after the roids.....
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Be interesting to see if they let him start an All-Star game possibly?? After The roids suspension.
    Not likely either way but making a pretty good argument right now for the AL.
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