[curious]

I ran an 8 pick parlay thread (multiiple sports) for a while in the players talk forum. Had to shut it down because of all the idiots. THe parlays didn't hit very often but the picks making up the parlays would go 7-1, 6-2, etc. If you ever went to guarantee a result of 7-1, put all your picks in an 8 pick parlay. LOL

Anyway, I want to start this back up again. It is multiple sport so technically speaking should be in a different forum, but most of the plays will be baseball so I am putting it here.

Today I have:
Mets
Mets UNDER
Baltimore
Padres
Brewers RL
Cubs RL
Brewers OVER
Cubs OVER

[Panekkkk]

Ain't that always the truth. You throw down a for-fun 8-team parlay and 7 picks hit. Next day you play 7 picks SU and go 2-5. It's like playing golf when you're drunk. No pressure, just swing away. Or maybe it's more like picking up chicks when you're drunk. Either way, it somehow involves alcohol.

[themajormt]

Parlays are stupid and a waste of money didnt I tell you that Panek???

GL Curious!!

[Panekkkk]

Hah major, I don't think you can go a day without 5! Like Curious and his crack.

[themajormt]

Haha see you can sense sarcasm!!! A sign of intelligence!!!

[curious]

I ran an 8 pick parlay thread (multiiple sports) for a while in the players talk forum. Had to shut it down because of all the idiots. THe parlays didn't hit very often but the picks making up the parlays would go 7-1, 6-2, etc. If you ever went to guarantee a result of 7-1, put all your picks in an 8 pick parlay. LOL

Anyway, I want to start this back up again. It is multiple sport so technically speaking should be in a different forum, but most of the plays will be baseball so I am putting it here.

Today I have:
Mets
Mets UNDER
Baltimore
Padres
Brewers RL
Cubs RL
Brewers OVER
Cubs OVER

Wll that didn't take long. If the Cubs hold on this is a winner. Paid +9290 $100 wins $9200

[chaseman]

jesus h christ

[t-bone]

holy shit

[Panekkkk]

You lucky ****er did you play it!? Mets game Under pushed so likely only 4500$?

[curious]

You lucky ****er did you play it!? Mets game Under pushed so likely only 4500$?

Of course I playd it. I got the Mets UNDER at 7.5. I always buy 1/2 a run on totals if the total is a whole number. I would rather lose than push.

[curious]

CFL Montreal money line
Montreal/Edmonton OVER
MLB Marlins
Marlins UNDER
Rangers
Rangers OVER
Giants UNDER
White Sox

[obamaismyuncle]

CFL Montreal money line
Montreal/Edmonton OVER
MLB Marlins
Marlins UNDER
Rangers
Rangers OVER
Giants UNDER
White Sox

Very nice job, I will tail you on this parlay

[obamaismyuncle]

$30 to win $3,987.96

[curious]

obamaismyuncle,
I always play the picks in the parlay straight up also. That way you still make a little money if you go better than 55-45.

[Panekkkk]

Of course I playd it. I got the Mets UNDER at 7.5. I always buy 1/2 a run on totals if the total is a whole number. I would rather lose than push.

The fact that you can buy up on parlays is nice enough as it is. ****ing Pinnacle.

[curious]

The fact that you can buy up on parlays is nice enough as it is. ****ing Pinnacle.

Don't worry, I hit these about once every two weeks or so.

The trick to longevity is to play all the picks straight up and play them in smaller parlays because most of the time some number less than 8 win.

Like today I had two 4 pick parlays, 4 2 pick parlays, the 8 teams straight up and the one 8 pick parlay. I usually use the correlated plays together, like Brewers and Brewers OVER or Cubs and Cubs OVER.

I don't want to have to keep up with tallying all that stuff so I am just going to list the 8 pick plays and leave it up to readers to break the picks out into smaller plays on their own.

[curious]

CFL Montreal money line
Montreal/Edmonton OVER
MLB Marlins
Marlins UNDER
Rangers
Rangers OVER
Giants UNDER
White Sox

Marlins lose and game goes over.
Rangers win but game stays under
White Sox leading Yankees after 4.
Giants low scoring as always but still a long way to go.
Montreal game looks like a bust.

all in all a terrible card. LOL

I guess it was too much to ask to hit two 8 pick parlays in one day.

[Panekkkk]

Haha you greedy bastard. If you hit another I'd just give you my life savings and tell you to go have fun.

[Razz_Donkey]

You're a sick man Curious. Excellent work and very nice hit.

[curious]

Haha you greedy bastard. If you hit another I'd just give you my life savings and tell you to go have fun.

I didn't play any of these night games very big. It was strange, when I looked at the day games I could just see the winners. The night games I looked at them and looked at them and I couldn't see an obvious edge. I liked the Giants but I didn't like the starting pitcher. And I liked the Cardinals but couldn't see the Dodgers losing 5 in a row and I hate betting on the Dodgers. The Rockies were actualy a pick for game 2 of the double header but I hate beting on the second game of double headers. The White Sox were also a play but I just couldn't get over betting against the Yankees.

So, I just messed around with the parlay for a few $. Which I'm glad because my night picks all stank up the place.

[InTheHole]

[cocknocker]

You crackheads got your heads in the clouds and can't see squat! Move over and let me show you how to make 8 dimes all at one time.

Alright 8 Ball/Steel Wool Screen/Rose Tube/Lighter/Crack Pipe Parlay for Friday

Milwaukee/San Diego under 7.5
Pale Hose+105
Mets-115
Yanks/Pale Hose over 10
Tigers/Wahoos over 9
Twins-145
Toronto+115
Astros+1.5 -155

$55.00 to win 8177.35

Come high or stay home. Use the winnings to buy a wool sweater to wear when you have to take a crap at night while staying at the Way Out Rehabilitation Facility

[Nickelicious]

Well, CK, since I blew $175 split into 5 parlays on Curious's crazy notion to take all the dogs on yesterday's games, I will switch allegiance and follow you into parlay hell on this one. But I couldn't get the Yanks over 10 (it was 10.5; no thanks), so I left it off the card, which means I can only make freakin' 4 dimes: $51.70 to win $4002.

[Nickelicious]

And since the Yankees have destroyed every childhood dream I have ever had, I had to put one more parlay down without betting on them to LOSE to the White Sox. In order to make up the difference in the payoff, I took the Twins on the RL instead of the ML. Six-play parlay: $50.30 to win $4005.

I am sure I will lose this parlay because of taking the Twins RL instead of the ML, which will cause a nervous breakdown and lead me straight into the Way Out Rehabilitation Facility.

[curious]

Well, CK, since I blew $175 split into 5 parlays on Curious's crazy notion to take all the dogs on yesterday's games, I will switch allegiance and follow you into parlay hell on this one. But I couldn't get the Yanks over 10 (it was 10.5; no thanks), so I left it off the card, which means I can only make freakin' 4 dimes: $51.70 to win $4002.

I didn't tell anyone to take all the dogs. I said I liked all the dogs. For small parlays. My real picks went 8-0. Hence the 8 pick parlay win.

You can't risk so much money on my antics. I guess I should make it clear when I post a "I'm on crack" thread that I really am on crack.

[curious]

Lotto Ticket #1
Tigers
Nationals
Nationals UNDER
Cubs
Rockies
Rays
Brewers
Rangers

Lotto Ticket #2
Phillies
Cardinals
Twins
Braves
Mets
KC / TB OVER
ARI/NYM OVER
Angels/Twins OVER

[curious]

Yankees RL -1 1/2
Cubs RL - 1 1/2
Rockies RL -1 1/2
Cardinals RL -1 1/2
Rangers RL -1 1/2
Brewers RL - 1 1/2
Phillies
Baltimore RL +1 1/2