Mates, finally a breakthrough day. I don't think I've won this much bunce or had a tear like this since October of 2011. Feels so damn good. The big step was getting the Cards win at +157 - I really liked that line but obviously got some luck. Then I just knew that the hottest manager in baseball would outcoach that crack junkie in Tejas if it came down to it. And fortunately the O's just beat the choking bitch ass Rangers straight up and we didn't even need Tyrone Bigsby to foul it up for the W.
Off to watch the best show in television - "Real Time With Bill Maher" while I smoke some ____ and drink some red wine.