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    Pabinator
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    I made the All-Star team, where can i find a corked bat?

    So after 10 years of not playing ball, this year I made my baseball comeback.

    I didnt know what to expect i thought i was going to stink up the joint but i have done pretty well, batting 3rd in the line up, leading my team in homeruns & hitting .390

    I wish i was as strong as i am now 15 years ago

    Anyhow i was selected for the All-Star game & HomeRun derby!

    Its with a wood bat! I can bring my own pitcher & need to find me a good wood bat! I was thinking someone here probably knows where i can find a corked bat! Id like to win the Derby!!!

    Or if any of you guys are in the eastbay & can throw me some meat fastballs to make me look good let me know!

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    ask sammy "corky" sosa.

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    Wow super awesome story that you and iifols have that noone gives a fuk about. Remember 98% think the self proclaimed queen is a joke so this thread sucks.

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    What is this? Are you talking about an Adult Baseball League?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    What is this? Are you talking about an Adult Baseball League?

    Yes its basically an adult league, mostly college players & some old timers. 18 teams, id say half are garbage & half are good

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    What state are you in and what is the name of the league, MABL?

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    corked bats are proven to be worse than normal bats

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    22% chance I will be there to pitch...

    What City?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samgurt View Post
    corked bats are proven to be worse than normal bats
    Smart Guy is this true????? I need to know these things!!!

    Fold why does Frizzeky have so much anger towards you? Im thinking in Fremont, CA

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    This might help.

    Best of Luck.

    baseballtips.com/howto/wood.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pabinator View Post
    Smart Guy is this true????? I need to know these things!!!

    Fold why does Frizzeky have so much anger towards you? Im thinking in Fremont, CA

    yes, it is true. the only reason to use a corked bat is if you are weak and need a lighter bat, but the ball won't travel as far. This is why sammy sosa was a moron. guy was clearly strong but still used a corked bat

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    If you are going to cheat-do it right.Corked means a wooden bat-so- try cutting the very top of the bat off-drill a hole-put lead inside-replace the top -sand and refinish= increase bat speed-ASA FAST PITCH OPEN ADVICE. Do not get caught-better yet-do not tamper.

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    I will not be a part of any cheating, so if you want me to pitch, you better get a regulation Louisville Slugger...

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    Congratulation Pabinator on this monumental achievement

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    what a weird thread. besides the pros who uses wooden bats?

    corked bat is to improve bat speed and more bat speed means more power no? i don't know what samgurt is talking about.

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    YouTube how to cork a bat... It won't help hit homers allot does is increase bat speed, and make it lighter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post
    Congratulation Pabinator on this monumental achievement
    Thanks Extrainnings, now if i could just not choke & hit a few out! I will try to have someone record it & post after!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    what a weird thread. besides the pros who uses wooden bats?

    corked bat is to improve bat speed and more bat speed means more power no? i don't know what samgurt is talking about.
    simple physics

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