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    Loshak Leans for May 15: Front page picks, jj's topic requests, 2 leans

    2 leans boys.

    jj getting chicks and finding scalps/arbs are both possible.


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    Need to see a tutorial with the chick that sits behind you. she enters at about 58 seconds is supremely happy to get back to her desk she get can get rid of the total douche-bag that was walking with her and telling her stories about his high school football touch down endzone celebrations and spiking the ball mechanics.

    get that girl to do some "leaning" on camera for us please!
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    Nice video again Loshaq!

    i am concerned about your coke use though, me thinks you need to be a little more discrete

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    I see a BIG DB contract in your future

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    interesting...

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    pete, who the fukk is always sitting outside that confession box you're always in?

    and who's the hottie

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    and if your taking request how about your personal reviews on the Zona Roja
    where to go
    who has the best stuff
    the proper way to make sure they are over 18
    what brand of shoe glue will get you the most action in trade

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    I got dibs on this fukkin prikk in the death pool

    Hes a fukkin mess

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    feeling a little nervous boys, Greinke has some iffy home-road splits and he's a fukkin head case

    fuk here we fukin go again

    hoping for a rainout or pitching change now

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    pete, who the fukk is always sitting outside that confession box you're always in?

    and who's the hottie
    besster i dont want to go around naming names but put two and two together and think about it for a sec and you'll maybe be able to figure out who she is

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    besster i dont want to go around naming names but put two and two together and think about it for a sec and you'll maybe be able to figure out who she is


    well it ain't shari. sure as hell not jonelyn. pretty sure it ain't blondie.

    dozer in drag maybe

    oh, and make sure in every video to mention to fade the fukk out of the asstros and to take the pitt under and tt under

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    Who was that clown walking by??

    He could not fukkin walk straight

    Did you see his pants??? They were so fukkin tight

    We wore them like that 25 years ago

    Did you guys see that girl on the right???

    Who was she?? Is it Shari???

    I think it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchie View Post
    Need to see a tutorial with the chick that sits behind you. she enters at about 58 seconds is supremely happy to get back to her desk she get can get rid of the total douche-bag that was walking with her and telling her stories about his high school football touch down endzone celebrations and spiking the ball mechanics.

    get that girl to do some "leaning" on camera for us please!


    yeah he's also always trying to impress her with how one year in little league he was an alternate for the fukin all-star team

    even that, his friend told me, turns out he was like 10 and half the league was like 8

    guy has NO shot but I mean common at least he tries

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    Carper call me

    Need to discuss a few possible upgrades to this show of yours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    I got dibs on this fukkin prikk in the death pool

    Hes a fukkin mess
    you do that pal

    i'm chilling

    on top of my sh*t

    i only have had 2 "problems" recently

    1 - crazy ass spoiled b*tchy princess upper class artist Tica, that problem solved last week

    2 - overbetting big 5-inning faves

    yes I KNOW I may be doing that again here today

    I am working on that one

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    JJ looking at a guys tight pants lol any of you guys watching this notice that???
    We all saw the girl walking thru looked like a nice rack too sorry JJ we missed the tight pants

    Horseshack nice record so far 7-3 with some plus money .....dont choke up now to keep that %
    up and start jamming -150 Gee really isnt that bad he is a 4 era at the most and can throw a good game here an there a good 4 or 5 man in a rotation.
    Im fading you tonight on Heat an Mets I think your looking to hard at your % I see value here
    I have been on a slid since last Sunday though
    3 weeks worth of wins almost blown out in 3 days

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    Great little series you got going here Loshak, makes the baseball year alot more fun. I am blindly tailing your picks as well as your advice on how to pick up women. This is some top notch life coaching plus you get some picks, great job. I would like to see some of your thoughts on gambling in costa rica, are there any brick and mortar places you think worth visiting? How about some ideas on some of these us facing books and their baseball lines compared to euro books?

    I had my best year last year in baseball and I didnt even use matchbook, I just used these -1 lines and these reduced lines from 5dimes. 5dimes and and heritage seem to be really doing a good job here in baseball at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Horseshack nice record so far 7-3 with some plus money .....dont choke up now to keep that %
    up and start jamming -150 Gee really isnt that bad he is a 4 era at the most and can throw a good game here an there a good 4 or 5 man in a rotation.
    Im fading you tonight on Heat an Mets I think your looking to hard at your % I see value here
    I have been on a slid since last Sunday though
    3 weeks worth of wins almost blown out in 3 days
    yeah you are totally spot on

    trying to jam through faves to keep the winning going

    actually, one thing about this kind of 1 unit to win x on dogs, x to win 1 unit on faves style grading is that you are almost always way overbetting if you take a dog

    as we know from Kelly, betting faves dictates a much bigger bet size than betting dogs, so having them in the same range like this really inhibits someone from picking dogs, because they are probably overbetting their edge if they do, unless they get their units up to like 25 or 30, in which case they will probably be underbetting their edges on faves

    but again, as we all know, it is better to underbet your edges than to overbet them

    oh well whatever

    jesus effin christ Greinke just fukin hold it together on the road ONE TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    feeling a little nervous boys, Greinke has some iffy home-road splits and he's a fukkin head case

    fuk here we fukin go again

    hoping for a rainout or pitching change now
    Greinke sucks on the road. he is awesome at home but sucks on the road!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyboy View Post
    Greinke sucks on the road. he is awesome at home but sucks on the road!
    yeah i fukin know pal, been that way his whole career, probably a mental thing

    i need a fukin pitching change or rainout or i'll have to fukin eat the -1.5 units

    fuk me

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    yeah i fukin know pal, been that way his whole career, probably a mental thing

    i need a fukin pitching change or rainout or i'll have to fukin eat the -1.5 units

    fuk me
    Lol settle down it could happen!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    JJ looking at a guys tight pants lol any of you guys watching this notice that???
    We all saw the girl walking thru looked like a nice rack too sorry JJ we missed the tight pants

    Horseshack nice record so far 7-3 with some plus money .....dont choke up now to keep that %
    up and start jamming -150 Gee really isnt that bad he is a 4 era at the most and can throw a good game here an there a good 4 or 5 man in a rotation.
    Im fading you tonight on Heat an Mets I think your looking to hard at your % I see value here
    I have been on a slid since last Sunday though
    3 weeks worth of wins almost blown out in 3 days
    Konker I notice everything
    The office is strange also

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    See no problem. Greinke came through for once on the road!

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    awesome vids Loshak!

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    Horseshack 9-3

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Horseshack 9-3
    thanks pal koncker

    appreciate it guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    awesome vids Loshak!
    thanks arch

    hey pal if you got a free minute at some point in the next couple weeks, show one of these vids to BiGal's friends and see if theres any takers

    exaggerated pears preferred

    appreciate it guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyboy View Post
    See no problem. Greinke came through for once on the road!
    yeah looking over last year's game-by-game, most of his road starts were decent, usually like 1 or 2 runs in 6 or 7 innings

    was fukin nervous there for a second pal

    earlier this year pounded fukin gallardo and verlander on big fave 5-innings lines, got fukin smoked, felt like a fukin supersquare both fukin times pal

    also thanks for posting this pal

    Quote Originally Posted by flyboy View Post
    Lol settle down it could happen!!

    definitely calmed me down

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    losher what should we ask DB in the first contract
    Million a year
    Penthouse at the Palms
    Yaho on tap
    Doctor who write scrips no questions asked
    that other sicko underage stuff you will have to search out yourself

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    He is hot

    Although the kid has been sharp since day 1 at sbr

    This is not some clown that snorts coke and does jelly pinchers and missile shots all day

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    quality stuff here, consider me subscribed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    This is not some clown that snorts coke and does jelly pinchers and missile shots all day
    what are these things? you've piqued my curiosity

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