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    Breaking News :: Texas Rangers can ONLY field Eight players

    President Obama announced today... President issues an Executive Order

    Obama said, "It's just not fair to the Cubs or Padres or any other team under .500" He went on, "We want an even playing field and spreading the wins around is the true American way."

    Obama hinted that if the Texas Rangers fall closer to .500 after this Executive Order is executed he may consider allowing the Rangers to go back to a 9 man team.

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    Rangers would still win. They might give up another run, but they're outscoring opponents by nearly double figures. Would take teams being able to pitch to themselves to have a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post

    Rangers would still win. They might give up another run, but they're outscoring opponents by nearly double figures. Would take teams being able to pitch to themselves to have a chance.

    If that were to be the case... Obama would put another restriction on Tex because it isnt fair for them to win so often

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    Werent the texas rangers failures in the last two world series??



    Just like W, failure.

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    "lesser" teams did win...cards and giants...didn't think of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Werent the texas rangers failures in the last two world series??



    Just like W, failure.
    they still aint won a world series either

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    I'll give you boys some credit... At least you dont argue against the premise that IS Obama's philosophy


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    Whats his premise senile old man..

    That we have a large debt and must be paid with everything on the table??

    You think we will reduce the debt with just CUTS.

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    bush would trade hamilton, raise ticket prices to $500 and drill for oil inside rangers ballpark.

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    use rangers as example for success? lmao. 0 rings. use yankees dummy

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    crustyme... I thought you would say that the Repubs made Obama sign the Executive Order

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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post

    use rangers as example for success?

    yeap... they are currently winning too many game and fresh on people's minds

    anything to make the News

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Whats his premise senile old man..

    That we have a large debt and must be paid with everything on the table??

    You think we will reduce the debt with just CUTS.
    raising taxes on the rich will not eliminate the deficit, on this everyone agrees

    therefore, if raising taxes on the rich will NOT eliminate the deficit, then logically, CUTTING taxes on the rich WILL eliminate the deficit

    but these kinds of common sense ideas will never be allowed into practice by liberals, by definition, because if liberals had common sense, they would be Conservatives

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    CarpeD , it is all about punishing the prosperous

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    bush would have assassinated pujols, arrested freese and bombed the st louis dugout claiming they had wmd and rangers would have won the ws.

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    bush bush bush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    President Obama announced today... President issues an Executive Order

    Obama said, "It's just not fair to the Cubs or Padres or any other team under .500" He went on, "We want an even playing field and spreading the wins around is the true American way."

    Obama hinted that if the Texas Rangers fall closer to .500 after this Executive Order is executed he may consider allowing the Rangers to go back to a 9 man team.
    STFU

    go think of an additional way for Republicans to give money to oil companies and for the richest 1% of this country to pay less taxes

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    Maybe Bush could recommend another war to start

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    10, 12, 14 players whatever - the Cubs will still suck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmpireMaker View Post

    STFU

    LOL

    Truely is sinful for a Centralized Govt to 'allow' people to keep more of THEIR money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post

    10, 12, 14 players whatever - the Cubs will still suck!

    They would just run into each other

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    bush bush bush
    sad you cant take that away..

    Obama will run anti-Bush ads and I's will vote for obama.again.:
    lmao:

    And you shouldnt talk about the rangers and not expect Bush to be brought up...

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    George Bush ( both Sr & Jr) were fine Americans and great Presidents.....and I sure miss both of them. Eapecially with the clown currently occupying the White House.

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    bush would tap their phone lines and steal their signs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    ...and I sure miss both of them. Especially with the clown currently occupying the White House.


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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    George Bush ( both Sr & Jr) were fine Americans and great Presidents.....and I sure miss both of them. Eapecially with the clown currently occupying the White House.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post




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    [QUOTE=King Mayan;14511336]
    .... and I's will vote for obama.again.:

    QUOTE]


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    A. No ones taxes have actually gone up...just spending. Who gives a $hit about spending anyway? Certainly not the Repubs who keep starting bull$hit wars

    B. If Obama's policies are so bad then how come recent history played out this way:

    1992 - 1st Bush left under a recession

    1992-2000 Clintons....tremendous job growth and balanced the budget. Bill/Hillary also bombed out the Serbs and stopped that war. Pretty solid job by some so called pansy a$$ liberals. They also weren't stupid enough to put in troops like dummy

    2000-2008 2nd Bush....more trickle down nonsense...huge deficit due to pointless wars and a total $hitstorm for Obama in 08

    2012 Obama....unemployment is going down while the economy is recovering. Bin Laden & Gadafyi are dead....something the Repubs could never pull off.

    See how that works!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Handicapable View Post

    2012 Obama....unemployment is going down while the economy is recovering.
    Back in early January, when Barack Obama was still President-elect, two of his chief economic advisers — leading proponents of a stimulus bill — predicted that the passage of a large economic-aid package would boost the economy and keep the unemployment rate below 8%.

    http://www.time.com/time/business/ar...#ixzz1scnMRMkN


    ObamaCo have already added $5T to the deficit in less than 4yrs meawhile there are LESS jobs than when he entered Office

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