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    Bluehorseshoe
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    If you were wondering what Lenny Dykstra was up to...........

    Nails In The Coffin: Ex-Met Lenny Dykstra Sentenced To Nine Months In Jail







    LOS ANGELES (CBSNewYork/AP) — Former New York Mets outfielder Lenny Dykstra has been sentenced to nine months in jail after pleading no contest to charges that he exposed himself to women he met on Craigslist and assaulted one.

    Dykstra entered his plea on Wednesday in a Los Angeles courtroom to one count each of assault with a deadly weapon and lewd conduct. He also received three years’ probation.

    Prosecutors say Dykstra exposed himself to several women who responded to ads for personal assistants and housekeepers. During one incident, prosecutors say, Dykstra held a knife and forced the woman to give him a massage.

    In March, Dykstra was sentenced to three years in prison after pleading no contest to grand theft auto and providing a false financial statement. He is currently awaiting trial on federal bankruptcy charges.
    The man is the biggest screw-up on the planet.

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    force a girl to give him a massage??????

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    The list just gets longer for this guy...unreal

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    Bluehorseshoe
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    The problem is, he has no fear of going to jail so he keeps coming up with these brilliant ideas.

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    assault w/a deadly weapon/what his weenie

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    i thought jim cramer said dykstra was one of the greatest investing geniuses in history or something

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    see when white athletes screw up and lose all their money, they do it in a much more flashy and business like way.

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    GUMMO77
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i thought jim cramer said dykstra was one of the greatest investing geniuses in history or something


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