Guys, come on in and let's talk about the game.
We can all snuggle under a blanket and watch it together. These are a couple of potential World Series teams battling for AL West supremacy.
This is a can't miss game, and if you're not a baseball fan calling in sick to work tomorrow to watch this game, you just aren't a true fan.
If anyone else has anything they would like to talk about, it's fine by me. We can talk about any pressing topics going on in your life, I'm here to help.
We are moments away from the first pitch.