1. 10-06-11 08:56 PM #1
    priskilla22
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    Why is CC exhausted after he throws 5 pitches?

    This guy is a flat out embarrassment to the game. I know he had very good numbers this year, but when he is too fat to even last an inning without looking like he is about to pass out, shouldn't he consider getting into shape?
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  2. 10-06-11 09:01 PM #2
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    Didn't he brag about losing weight in the off-season?
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  3. 10-06-11 09:02 PM #3
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    he is a fat ass
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  4. 10-06-11 09:03 PM #4
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    He took too many cumshots

    He's a fukkin loser
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  5. 10-06-11 09:03 PM #5
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    I remember watching him in April... I'm pretty sure hes gained about 35 pounds during the season.
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  6. 10-06-11 09:05 PM #6
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    fat fuk was puffing and sweating when they showed him warming up
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  7. 10-06-11 09:07 PM #7
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    I think if CC pitched for the Rangers, he'd have a heat stroke in the 2nd inning in July.
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  8. 10-06-11 09:08 PM #8
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    They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
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  9. 10-06-11 09:09 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coachep View Post
    They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
    I know Ruth pitched too, but his main job was to hit the ball over the fence... then he could jog.

    Bad conditioning for a starting pitcher isn't a good thing.
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  10. 10-06-11 09:11 PM #10
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    Thas what 11 Whoppers in 1 sitting will do to anyone.

    Havent ya seen "super size me"?
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  11. 10-06-11 09:11 PM #11
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    The fat clown walks a guy and then crawls into the dugout dying of exhaustion.
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  12. 10-06-11 09:12 PM #12
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    i seriously thought he was gonna faint soon, too many twinkies for this boy.
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  13. 10-06-11 09:14 PM #13
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    fat bastard can throw a ball but he ain't no professional athlete
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  14. 10-06-11 09:26 PM #14
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    can't believe that's allowed by the Yanks..

    YANKS HAVE A STRICT DRESS CODE.
    (steinbrenner thought he was running an army)

    hair tight, NO razor stubble, NO beards...
    only pencil mustache allowed for CC...

    NO curls coming out from under back of hat...

    why the hell is it OK to come in 80-90 lbs. overweight!?!?
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  15. 10-06-11 09:28 PM #15
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    last time i check... pitchers do not become exhausted lifting up 1 oz. razor stubble.. after each pitch
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  16. 10-06-11 09:30 PM #16
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    Being a Yankee fan....I pray he Ops out of his contract at the end of the season.....he's absolutely shot....dude is tall, but he's carrying 40 pounds more than he needs too out there
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  17. 10-06-11 09:42 PM #17
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    How many baserunners have NY left on tonight?! 8? 10? 12? They have no chance leaving that many runs on base.
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  18. 10-06-11 10:01 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coachep View Post
    They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
    Ruth won MLB championships. CC won all you can eat buffet championships. Big difference.
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  19. 10-06-11 10:10 PM #19
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    He's lard man. He's in bed with satan & a bunch of hamburgers. Dude is a bumb. Enough said.
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  20. 10-06-11 10:11 PM #20
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    Over-rated........bigtime.
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  21. 10-06-11 10:15 PM #21
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    Three more they just left on base with 1 out. Stupid A-Rod. Worthless
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  22. 10-06-11 10:28 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coachep View Post
    They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
    Very bad comparison.

    CC might have 80 to 100 pounds on Ruth

    CC eats Ruth's body weight in one day

    Baseball players were playing for daily existence. Many of today's very well paid players, like fat fuk CC, aren't motivated by the same issues.
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  23. 10-06-11 11:35 PM #23
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    I"m actually hoping that it comes out that CC had a really bad flu or something. The only thing that could explain how bad he looked this series.
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  24. 10-06-11 11:40 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by priskilla22 View Post
    I"m actually hoping that it comes out that CC had a really bad flu or something. The only thing that could explain how bad he looked this series.
    You mean bad food?

    'Cos that muthaf*cka sure do eat him some...
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  25. 10-06-11 11:40 PM #25
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    Why rip sabathia cause hes fat, im willing to bet most of yall are fat too.
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  26. 10-06-11 11:43 PM #26
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    too much mayo, mustard, and melted cheese on those New York Subs.
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  27. 10-07-11 12:04 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricki Roma View Post
    Why rip sabathia cause hes fat, im willing to bet most of yall are fat too.
    You think this is fat?

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  28. 10-07-11 12:14 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Educ8d Degener8 View Post
    You think this is fat?


    Lmao, I think brahma is kind of short kinda on the stocky side, I wouldnt go as far as to call dude fat judgin from that pic.
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  29. 10-07-11 12:20 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by priskilla22 View Post
    I think if CC pitched for the Rangers, he'd have a heat stroke in the 2nd inning in July.
    was imagining it and its funny as hell!~
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  30. 10-07-11 02:03 AM #30
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    I wonder how many took the yankees today...
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  31. 10-07-11 02:07 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by drfunkmaster View Post
    I wonder how many took the yankees today...
    I had the under, and was worried CC would ruin it for a second.
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  32. 10-07-11 02:58 AM #32
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    the vince wilfork of baseball..well conditioned athlete
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  33. 10-07-11 07:45 AM #33
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    Fat boy better get in shape !!!!!
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  34. 10-07-11 07:47 AM #34
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    clearly he's overpaid..its the only case of a fat rooster_eater like this being "not hungry"
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  35. 10-07-11 07:49 AM #35
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    most players dont deserve long term contracts, they rarely have the character to sustain their worth..only classy guys like texeira and jeter play hard for their whole deal..90% of the league is like bobby bonilla
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