Vogelsong -300 (what Einstein made him -300?) losing to a minor league team, with Cy Sosa Young on the mound, at home yet.
Houston running wild on who should be a minor league catcher, Eli Whiteside.
How many stolen bases does Houston have this game? 47 ?
Whiteside's noodle arm makes Jason Varitek look like Johnny Bench.
-300 Biggest joke of the year