Coaching is subpar
Fielding is awful
Offense is stuck in mud
Bullpen, other than Marshall, is embarrassing
Front office stockpiles bad contracts, and is clueless
Finally, sans Carlos Zambrano, the starting rotation would not be competitive in a slow pitch beer league.
There has been zero objections to the Zambrano quotes, and neither should there be. This team is the worst. No heart, no talent, and no chance.
PS: Cubs have 4 viable MLB players on the roster IMO. Barney, Castro, Marshall, and Zambrano. That's it.