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    Is Dan Uggla on steroids?

    Or does this guy live in the gym?

    His arms are huge, no way he is clean.

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    of course he is on something

    they all are

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    genetics

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    He still sucks...

    He needs to juice on the good stuff and not the generic brand

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    Alot of guys need to find out what Jose Bautista has...because there's a player who mysteriously is hitting the long ball...two more today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Alot of guys need to find out what Jose Bautista has...because there's a player who mysteriously is hitting the long ball...two more today
    bautista is a fukin beast .... all about changing his swing

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRAVES1985 View Post
    bautista is a fukin beast .... all about changing his swing
    Yeah..it's the swing

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    I thought that human growth hormone goes undetected?

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    Swedish Genes...

    Probably HGH...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRAVES1985 View Post
    bautista is a fukin beast .... all about changing his swing
    oh is that what it is

    gimme a f*kkin break

    only a matter of time before this guy gets popped

    cant wait

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    The guy is a .247 career hitter...with his highest HR year he had 16....and a change of his swing and he goes for 54...yeah right

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    I thought that human growth hormone goes undetected?
    Can be detected with blood test, which MLB does not do.

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    he will hit 60 this year bombista is the name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    The guy is a .247 career hitter...with his highest HR year he had 16....and a change of his swing and he goes for 54...yeah right
    yep

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    HGH all the way baby.... for UGGs

    Bautista I believe is clean, he is lean not overly huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nli07 View Post
    HGH all the way baby.... for UGGs

    Bautista I believe is clean, he is lean not overly huge.
    o.k....but lots of lean guys have been on the juice in a number of sports. I would think not all juice makes you huge (i.e. cyclists) and baseball has a very specific testing program that targets certain things. I just don't believe someone can go from a number in the teens to 54 in a year unless there's some voodoo going on.

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    Depends on what kind of steroids you take, there are different anabolic/androgenic ratios.

    Uggla is huge, either he has a killer workout regimen and diet or hes been juicing as well.

    He could be a bodybuilder if he lost some body fat, and all bodybuilders are on juice.

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    ya ugglas always been huge but this year he seems much bigger then last year

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    Bautista has the quickest swing in the game, guy is as clean as Brady Anderson.

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    hey, brady anderson never hit for power and then all of a sudden he hit 50, and he didnt use..... oh wait he totally did. sucks that there are some players out there who dont use but still get the suspicion. jim thome was the only guy in the top 7 from 1995-2003 in hrs that was clean. yikes. we need more thomes. big farmboys who naturally hit the ball a mile.

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    MLB will never be clean, either will MMA or wrestling.

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    he has legs for arms

    you don't need drugs for that, just a good surgeon

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    Uggla does have some monster arms. But Bautista doesn't really look all that big. He is kind of a wiry dude. I don't where he is generating all that power.

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    If baseball was not the American mans favorite pastime it would not even exist it is the worse sport on the market when it comes to having values, but that's America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian891 View Post
    hey, brady anderson never hit for power and then all of a sudden he hit 50, and he didnt use..... oh wait he totally did. sucks that there are some players out there who dont use but still get the suspicion. jim thome was the only guy in the top 7 from 1995-2003 in hrs that was clean. yikes. we need more thomes. big farmboys who naturally hit the ball a mile.
    U forgot JR

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    Quote Originally Posted by THEGREAT30 View Post
    If baseball was not the American mans favorite pastime it would not even exist it is the worse sport on the market when it comes to having values, but that's America.
    Ya way worse than football where they have used roids for years, if somebody gets caught with roid no one cares and they are finding out that its causing major head trauma but no one wants to change it. Don't get me wrong, I love football but I find it a little ridiculous to single out baseball. I could find issues with every major sport.

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    Uggla no....Bautista yes....how can anyone honestly with a straight face say Bautista doesn't use.

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    The man is huge. But I don't believe he is on steriods. I think the mlb has really started to sniff this stuff out pretty well

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    I agree, Bautista's power came out of nowhere but there is absolutely no increase in his size over the course of his career.

    The thing is in the debate of is it swing/timing vs. steroids, it could just be both. He could have been on steroids back in PIT, and now, while still on steroids, has also worked on his swing. Would explain the increase in numbers as well as the lack of a noticeable size growth.

    But I think people think steroids automatically make you huge. That simply isn't the case. This guy was on steroids:



    But this is all moot. I think the main point is who gives a fukk if Bautista is on steroids or not. Everyone is. Doesn't make them 50+ HR threats. Even if you hate the idea of PEDs in MLB, you have to tip your cap to guys who outpace other guys the way Bautista did and currently is.

    You fukks need to get over your pussy attitude about PEDs in baseball. It's fukking embarrassing. I know, it sucks you cheered for a bunch of guys over the past few decades who were cheaters, and I'm sure it made you feel like a fool for believing they were legit, but get over it already, princess.

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    Yeah... really doubt it was Bautistas swing... guy goes from avging 4% HRs for 2006-2009 and then in 2010 goes for 9.4% HRs

    Give me that good stuff cause I just started deadlifting again u fuks!

    But seriously, everyone should hire Bautista's swing coach the guy is a fukin genius with a needle

    EDIT: Uggla is actually a guy I *could* believe...his HR ratio and slugging % are basically identical every year since 2006. So if he broke into the majors already juicing and survived all this other stuff still juicing, the kid is a fawking genius too

    That being said, he could break ur chicken neck with his arms

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    You cant assume juicing will make you hit more HR's

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