The final week of the NFL Regular Season, Week 17, comes next Sunday when all 32 of the league’s teams play on New Year’s Day, and it’s that rare week when some games mean everything and others absolutely nothing. Here are the Advanced Lines.
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Beware of Teams Who May Just Be Going Through the Motions in NFL Week 17
My hovercraft has safely brought me home from the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook to bring you the fresh NFL Week 17 NFL Advanced Line—the last one this season in this niche Sides betting market which has $3,000 limits. And all is quiet on New Year's Day, except the 16 NFL stadiums which will all be hosting Divisional games. On the menu next Sunday, Derek Carr and the Oakland Raiders (11-3, projected #2 Seed AFC) are in Denver to face the defending Super Bowl champion Broncos in an AFC West game the hosts may really need to win and one the visitors may give a rat's ass about depending on the current Playoff Picture.
The Cleveland Browns could still be looking for their first victory, but are in Pittsburgh to face the Steelers in an AFC North mismatch in the highest Advanced Line of the season (PIT -16½) while also on your potential NFL betting plate on January 1, Dak Prescott and the Cowboys welcome the Eagles to Big D for an NFC East empty-calorie feast (PHIL -1).
Also on tap in Week 17, the Texans—who named Tom Savage starting QB over Brock Osweiler in Week 16—face Marcus Mariota, DeMarco Murray and the upstart Titans at Nashville for an AFC South showdown and quite possibly the day's most significant game (TEN -4½).
And how can we forget Tom Brady and the AFC East champion New England Patriots playing in Miami Gardens against an upstart Dolphins (NE -6) team in Week 17 or ignore the Packers in Detroit in what will be a huge NFC North and probably NFC Wild Card implication game? Well, we didn't. So bugger off fruitcake breath. There are Elves who need their little backs shaved. This is not Westworld, bruh.
Anyway, here are all of your NFL Week 17 Advanced Lines with a couple more hopefully profitable SBR Picks. Have yourself a great 2017 folks.
Sunday, January 1, 2017—New Year's Day
Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans -4½
Buffalo Bills -5½ at New York Jets
Baltimore Ravens -1½ at Cincinnati Bengals
New York Giants at Washington Redskins -1
Green Bay Packers -1 at Detroit Lions
Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts -7½
Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles -1
Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings -5
Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3½
Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers -16½
New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons -6½
New England Patriots -6 at Miami Dolphins
Arizona Cardinals -3½ at Los Angeles Rams
Kansas City Chiefs -3 -120 at San Diego Chargers
Seattle Seahawks -12½ at San Francisco 49ers
Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos -2