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    MUHerd37
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    Azarenka Is Pregnant

    Pregnant with first child. Who the daddy?

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    GoBlue77
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    i wonder if she makes that horrible grunt she makes on the tennis court. you would think that sound would make any dude pull out

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    STAY STRONG
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    Ray J knocked her up.

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    She's always wanted to be ghetto
    Getting accidentally knocked up in her prime and costing herself millions....Doesn't get anymore ghetto than that.

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    GoBlue77
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    all the other top WTA players congratulate her but are secretly laughing at her. one less top seed to have to worry about in tournaments. who else would get knocked up in their prime. pretty stupid if you ask me but look who we're talking about, she dated Red Foo

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