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    SteveKerrsJunk
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    50 hours later I'm still here boys, beer in hand, blunt on the low, let's fin go!

    A sad tale of a -555 day. Started off well with Pablo, Begu, Rad then I got greedy (because I never learn) and doubled down on Kyrgios, because of course didn't you hear he's like the next next next big thing or something like that! Ok, so Kyrgios lost in straight sets, pretty much got spanked like a little baby mini prairie dog, but that's cool. I got the ultimate lock, and his name is Gilles Simon, and he is 6-0 and 12-0 sets against that cheater and little troll doll. But funny thing is, that little troll doll didn't miss a flippin shot! Just overpowered when needed and hit better shots the entire match, served better, volleyed better...like the Boston Massacre. How does a guy who is 6-0 and 12-0 in sets, in his home country get trounced by teeny tini Trociki. It was an effortless loss too from Simon, made sure he had enough to ram home his GF after receiving his 60K check. can't even get a set dude...for the fans?! Total Jerkoff effort.
    Bet 346.99 to win 126.64
    Payout: 0
    Final result: LOSE
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    05/27/2016 12:15 PM
    [8221] G SIMON -274 / (G SIMON vrs V TROICKI)
    LOSE



    Well it's been a solid 50 hours since sleeping, I can't pass on any of this tennis action. I got gaped pretty hard yesterday. The Cubs -1.5 all in salvaged to about 630. The kind herb/sleep deprivation is really messing with me. I'm obviously about to do something very stupid. Need a winner, my mind is in strange places and audio hallucinations perhaps. But I'm trying to go large on a 2 PT game...I'm thinking maybe Dominic Thiem -5.5...Zev has had a great run, but he's only 19 and just lost to Thiem a little while back on clay with the pattern of dropping the later sets of their matchups badly... what type of mental fortitude does this kid have, more than me for sure right now..my mind is gone though i could be making this all up. I feel like Carl Jung in an early 80s radioshack. Odd. Giants, Rays, Dodgers. Yes. But my money will have already traveled to Pittsburgh and back across the Mississippi by then. This is my fate. Dropping it all on a late night tennis match, wondering if you really did that when you woke up, realizing yes, you are indeed that stupid, and then crying yourself back to sleep like a baby infantile. F it! Ivanovic is 7-0 against her opponent, knocked her out last year, revenge angle, blah blah blah who cares. Don't fk me Ana, but actually please do! 69 sounds right. Pablo will be the all in play if these 69ers don't do the trick.

    Alexander Zverev VS Dominic Thiem
    Thiem -5½ -115
    Risk 69.00 To Win 60.00
    Elina Svitolina VS Ana Ivanovic
    Ivanovic -155
    Risk 69.00 To Win 44.52
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    You don't think that -147 line is fishy with ana? Just seems like it is. She's 7-0 h2h and only dropped 1 set I believe. How is it only at -147..😑

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    Alexander Zverev VS Dominic Thiem
    Thiem -400
    Risk 330.00 To Win 82.50

    It's all under control guys. If this wins it's going on Pablo Chacon +3 vs the birdman.
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    Oh it's so fishy, I bet 69 though to offset the fishiness.

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    Can I get another big game winner 1 time. Just trounce the kid from the start Thiem! No mercy! Ralph Maccio style! Dang, Thiem is only 22, doesn't really help my argument, but then again what would at this point! One time Thime!

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    Must...find....more....drugs....calling. ...Ryan....Leif....

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    It's a loser isn't it? Damnit! Ahhh well, well get em next year guys.

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    If this is for real, I'd suggest taking a break and avoid chasing.

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    Too late. Thiem to Pablo +3, to Marlins ML, to Dodgers ML, to Mariners ML, lol one time rite?. Eating trix at 1240 in the morning, looking like a strung out head, paranoia is there, but so is tennis, and tennis is always my first love.

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    Will update plays to see if I can double to 1200 or see what's crackin. In reality I'll be gone by 4 PT with 0 dollars after Ana and Thiem get gnannoched.

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    Don't count out my boy Steve Kerr either, he's the X factor, he's been there as a player and coach and will make the necessary adjustments for his team to have a chance to win the game, all about whether Kukoc or Curry can hit a big shot late.

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    Kerr thought you quit the forums, or was that just players talk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo goos picks View Post
    You don't think that -147 line is fishy with ana? Just seems like it is. She's 7-0 h2h and only dropped 1 set I believe. How is it only at -147..
    Exactly. Third time in a row they meet here and Ana is Ana regardless you spell it left right. I would be cautius. I would actually expect some good fight from Svitolina this fourth time. You seem to not have learned your lesson with the 6-0, 12-0, 7-0 h2h leaders.

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    Ya'll nailed it with the Ana pick, that was nasty! PU! She got worked over well. Thiem played like a boss, making me a few $. Just got up from my cat nap. 2 plays on Pablo,
    Pablo Cuevas VS Tomas Berdych
    Over 40 -114
    Risk 41.60 To Win 36.49

    May 28 12:10 PM
    [8207] P CUEVAS +120
    (P CUEVAS vrs T BERDYCH)


    STRAIGHT BET Risk 30.00 to win 36.00

    Let's see if Pablo ca do it before baseball time. Then it's time ton unload the lumber.

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    Cornet is the worst, please smash Venus.

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    I really like this play, couldn't tell you why but Pablo looking to close set 1 which should hopefully lock up 1/2 min so well give puig a shot against a sometimes errant and wild keys.
    Monica Puig VS Madison Keys
    Puig +4 -110
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    WILLIAMS, VENUS vs. CORNET, ALIZE
    Proposition: Match Winner
    Outcome: V. WILLIAMS −143
    Risking $60.00 to win $41.96

    Got my chance to get back into this match. Let's go Venus!!!!

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    Begu tomorrow for sure. Lock and load that puppy.

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    Lol i liked Ivanovic -147 line. Ana is 7-0 H2H and market offers sick lines
    So classic. Punters are all in and Ana lost staight sets!

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    Yeah, overall I was about even. Pablo really dropped the ball after winning 6-4. Had over 40 and him winning...gets broken on final service game to end up at 39. Ana was a horrible bet as well honestly, I was off my rocker though. I do not feel like I'm on a mini-mushroom trip anymore. Begu will be a legit play tomorrow. Begu Over, Begu ML, Begu in 3.

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