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    Bill Dozer
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    I guess Messi wants to compete with Ronaldo for the "pretty one"?



    Is this some kind of midlife-turning-30 crisis? Usually these guys get their first contract and go nuts. Messi looked like your everyman dude up until a year ago?

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    when he got his tattoos then I knew he was a fairy...

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    Im not knocking him but thats a ton of work to all sudden put into your appearance.

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    vote for ronaldo cr7

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    all plastic surgery especially Ronaldo

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    Ronaldo has had numerous plastic surgeries

    I have gone on record here if someone gave me $100,000 I would get plastic surgery I would have a new face , I would have silicone in my muscles and my chest and I would have a rooster in plant


    Also would probably have thigh implants

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    [QUOTE=jjgold;26054860]Ronaldo has had numerous plastic surgeries

    I have gone on record here if someone gave me $100,000 I would get plastic surgery I would have a new face , I would have silicone in my muscles and my chest and I would have a rooster in plant


    you need to get invislilgn braces for ur teeth. use a shark man

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    Simply gay.
    Fulfilling his role as a professional lawn fairie.















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    Dude it's hard getting pussy without tattoos these days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Dude it's hard getting pussy without tattoos these days...

    Depends on the type of woman you are seeking.

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    Messi is a midget that took steroids.

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    Women like trash for the most part it is why they have shabby lives

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    Ya but he has been married 7 years? Has a 4 year old. He was set. Imagine coming home from kindergarten and your dad looks like Bieber's ugly older brother just back from celebrity rehab season 8.

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    Soccer players have always been strange for the most part

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Women like trash for the most part it is why they have shabby lives
    Women like security... end of story.

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    Last edited by Thrilla; 07-28-16 at 12:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrilla View Post
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