[Auto Donk]

so, hillary is running for prez, playing the woman's card, while bill is apparently still pounding the shit out of some blonde babe nicknamed "ENERGIZER" by his secret service detail....

I guess trump and co. are just waiting til she is the nominee to blast the fuk outta the clit-ons on this issue, once she's locked in and bernie is no longer a possibility if this shit were to blow wide open right now.....

as far as I know, slick willie clit-on is still seeing this bimbo bitch, with hitlary's knowledge and presumed consent.....

i'm sure if trump's wife was fk'n the pool boy it'd be all over the news.....

is this just the republicans holdin' back for now?

someone "in the know" give me a headsup on wtf is going on with this ENERGIZER mistress....

[Auto Donk]

and now these dillhole clit-ons are throwing Energizer's energy company $2M....

is this some kind of "hush money" to hopefully keep this energetic ho quiet????

what are the f'n clit-on's up to now????

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-new...llars-charity/

[Auto Donk]

you mean to tell me that not even one person in this damn saloon is in any way interested in Slick Willie still havin' game?

and still runnin' round on Hillary?

wow..... u guys really are scared she's gonna have you wacked like vince foster.....

[katstale]

Donk, post some pics of flood refugees u have vetted to stay at your crib until the waters reside

[Auto Donk]

FUK... I HAVEN'T seen any water in days.... I hope we get a little shower this evening.....

[konck]

I mean come on you know hes not banging Hillary

[R.P. McMurphy]

Both are sexual deviants and Hill dog goes both ways according to some. Honestly least of what's troubling about these frauds when you throw in drug running, murder, White water , other scandals. Check out Larry Nichols, Charles Ortel who are exposing a lot of ugly about these criminals and their empire.

[packerd_00]

Whod want to bunk with Hilary every night,I don't blame Bill at all.

[R.P. McMurphy]

No such thing as "game" when you have million$ stacked on million$ and your famous to boot. Gold digging whores will always throw themselves at these guys by the dump truck load no matter how old or ugly.

Show me a guy driving a 20 year old pickup, who lives in a trailer throwing trash for a living. Now if he's banging a couple dimes that's real game.

[Da Manster!]

No such thing as "game" when you have million$ stacked on million$ and your famous to boot. Gold digging whores will always throw themselves at these guys by the dump truck load no matter how old or ugly.

Show me a guy driving a 20 year old pickup, who lives in a trailer throwing trash for a living. Now if he's banging a couple dimes that's real game.

this

[pavyracer]

What's wrong with an open relationship? She gets to run for president..he gets to bang hot pussy. She knows it and he knows she knows it.

[Auto Donk]

and bob dole knows it....

[Da Manster!]

and Paula Jones knows it...

[Auto Donk]

paula was hot, except for that big snozz

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

and Chelsea knows it... along with the hotel staffs of, oh, let's round down and say about 100 or so.

[R.P. McMurphy]

This day age when it comes to political figures let's just hope all their extra sex activities are with grown consenting adults and not kids. Sad but true!

[Optional]

you mean to tell me that not even one person in this damn saloon is in any way interested in Slick Willie still havin' game?

and still runnin' round on Hillary?

wow..... u guys really are scared she's gonna have you wacked like vince foster.....

This from our very own open marriage advocate Donk??

[chipper]

Good for Bill... everyone needs a young blond mistress!

[Auto Donk]

This from our very own open marriage advocate Donk??

whoa, jack, hold on a minute.....

you are under an obvious misperception as to my position on open marriages....

first, I don't have one..... never did (us cappin' a hot babe for a threesome back in earlier days was not an "open marriage", but rather one of a mutual agreement that was anything but "do whoever you want, and I'll do the same".... we never "swang" in the lifestyle.....)

second, my taking advantage of the "open marriages" of other idiots as one of the very few elite single males that got to tag just about any trophy wife I wanted in Htown via the "couplestouch.com" website doesn't mean I'm an advocate of open marriages. What I saw via my position was most such marriages are deeply troubled, and on a one-way street to divorce. Very few "lifestyle" couples in open marriages are truly happy and content with them.... someone always seems to be on the "hurting" end of such situations. Often, from what I saw, it was a female being led down that road by a male who wanted to continue to get "strange" (the younger couples, 20'2 and 30's), or in older couples, ie, older male/younger female, he was putting up with the trophy wife's need to get pounded in ways that he couldn't deliver on.... (where I came in in most cases, candidly). The third case, which I came across a few times, was the "bi-guy surprise," ie, the couple advertises he's straight, and I take the bait due to how hot the babe was, only to find, midway through either a romp at their place or some hotel, an allegedly "inadvertent" brush against my balls by a hand that obviously wasn't hers.... While I can count on two hands the number of times that happened, creating an awkward situation to say the least, I rationalized the efforts on the bi-guys' behalves -- (which always failed, for the record, to lead to m to m contact during the episode) -- on the theory of "wtf, this guy's letting me fuk the shit out of his wife, and I brought nothing to this party -- they usually supplied the drugs/alcohol/whatever -- and given that fact, if some dope is getting a charge out of brushing against my balls while his wife is riding me in a hot tub, whatever.... I'm getting a lot more out if it then he was...."

one guy, after we did his wife for an hour, and she rolled off of him, yells out to me "JERK MY DICK!!!!" as I guess he was about to come and wanted me to assist in the money shot.... I laughed and said, "dude, I'm the wrong guy for that.... sorry.... you're gonna have to handle that one yourself...." They both apologized and said they understood.... and of course, the next position was her riding me, and he slides in for a DP behind her, and of course I can tell he's intentionally "rubbin' fuzzies", ie, ball to ball contact, to get off.....

felt like that black porno actor named something "Diesel" that makes those f'n cuckold vids where some white dude ultimately tries to blow him or rub his balls while he's bangin' the cuckolding wife.....

and it can be dangerous, as when u fuk the bitch so hard and she comes so hard and different, and continuously, in ways she never does with the guy, they sometimes freak. One guy was seriously contemplating hitting both of us (layin on the bed) with a golf club he'd pulled out..... she was positioned in front of me, facing him, so she couldn't see the moment when as he was ranting about his wife coming like she never does with him, and starting to get aggressive toward us, I gave him the "stare"/glare I referenced in the poker thread you made, and unnerved him.... I knew I was about to get my left forearm broken when he tried to tee of on us, but once that club broke around my forearm, I was gonna straight up kill him with my bare hands..... she filed for divorce a week later, and I dated her for a month until I almost killed her during sex, buy ripping right through the back wall of her vagina while bangin' her (She was a 105lb ex Houston Ballet balerina, with a tight as bod).... after that two week hospital stay, she fell out of my rotation..... for safety reasons if nothing else)

the fourth situation I often encountered was the swingin' couple that was already mentally divorced, but not legally, due to the guy thinkin' it's cheaper to keep her, but they both already had mentally checked out from each other and didn't give a shit what the other did. Many were staying together for the kids, too, and planned to divorce once the nest was empty.....

All in all, the lifestyle is full of sad so-called "open marriages"....

having seen how much drama and pain comes along with such open marriages, I would never advocate them. As for the seeming hypocritical involvement, bullshit. Someone was gonna deliver that dick, and it might as well be me..... Nothing like the ease and and expense-free situation of pulling up your account, and having emails from some couple wanting you to come put on a show.... pick the hottest one, go tag, call it a night.....

[StackinGreen]

Donk, you seem to be very honest

That last paragraph is bullsh*t. And you know it.

[Auto Donk]

ps.... a little tip to those of you who might find the "life of a single male in the Lifestyle" intriguing.....

(believe me, I have tons of tips, pointers, strategies, etc.) that you could utilize to have the time of your life, and if you're competative like I am, to also treat the sexcapades as a competition with the other dumbass whose wife is on the menu for the night..... (I always wanted to politely embarrass the fuk out of the dumbass no matter what the situation)....

here's one tip, particularly if youre on tap to bang one of the younger generation, attractive married babes in the lifestyle. most of these couples are also into drugs, blow and x being the most common. If you plan to partake (they usually offer them to you free of charge), be sure to bring some viarga..... DO NOT OFFER ANY TO HIM.......

As he later will make excuses about why he can't get it up even with the help of a crane, etc., bang her with your Viag-stick as if you were fukkin' like your life depended on it....... always funny to watch a "stud" have to sit out on the sideline because not even a shoehorn would help him get in the game......

a hot little babe I used to date and I were invited to an "after party" by some people at Encounters in Htown one night, and when we showed up, the birthday girl was on the bed with four other women, all naked or in lingerie, while the guys were either on the balcony of the hi rise hotel (right near the old Summit, at greenway plaza) or sitting around, fully clothed, watching the girls on one of the two queen sized beds in the room....) As this was one of our first experiences in this environment, my girl asked one of the girls on the sideline "wtf was going on with these guys", and got the reply of "they''ve been doing coke all night and are out of commission."

well, as I didn' t do coke, my girl -- who was quite the exhibitionist -- and I decided to put on a show and started up on the other bed..... It didn't take long for the other girls to put away the one smallish strapon they'd been using and rotate in to our bed to get the real thing..... while the coke heads had to watch each of their babes ride me to a big O, I could sense they wanted to kill me...... fun night....

while coke and x can kill a guy's wood, they'll make his swingerbabe partner more horned up, lower her boundaries and inhibitions, making for an awesome time for you......

[Auto Donk]

Donk, you seem to be very honest

That last paragraph is bullsh*t. And you know it.

not sure what youre claiming to be bullshit, but if it's the part about emails from couples, I only wish I'd thought to screenshot that account before I cancelled it (did so once my present wife and I began dating back in 2008).... the site, couplestouch, probably still exists.... it had a validation process, where people could send a validation to you, and u to them....

the snowball effect of me getting two or three of the hottest babes/trophy wives to validate me, and the glowing validations they wrote, had me having to turn down offers daily from across the site..... at the time i cancelled it, i had 30-40 validations from 9-10's that truly was the model of how multi-level marketing is supposed to work....

and was the reason why, when my present wife started staying over back in 08, she actually asked me, after about the tenth call after 1 am in the morning one sat night, 'ARE YOU A PIMP?"

NON STOP BOOTY calls were indeed the order of the day..... I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to.....

[StackinGreen]

Oh I believe your stories, I'm just saying that you and I both know that intervening in F'D up relationships isn't OK "because someone else would have"

It's just poor logic and rationalization, beyond that. You increased the madness and chaos of that already F'D up world. I know that since you realize that those relationships are unhealthy, you are still somewhat sane ... but don't BS others or yourself

That's all

[Auto Donk]

ps, another tip..... if you want to tap into the "full swap, no single males"-only couples, of which there are many, do, as I did, hook up with a hot-ass single bi-babe partner who you have no emotional connection to whatsoever, and put up your account, and add a couple hundred more notches to your bed post.....

if you don't give a shit about the bitch, and don't care what she does, it makes the full swap scenario completely palatable.....

the problem is trying to swing with someone you care about.... no one who's normal wants to see a bitch they care about take dick from some other jackleg......

[Auto Donk]

Oh I believe your stories, I'm just saying that you and I both know that intervening in F'D up relationships isn't OK "because someone else would have"

It's just poor logic and rationalization, beyond that. You increased the madness and chaos of that already F'D up world. I know that since you realize that those relationships are unhealthy, you are still somewhat sane ... but don't BS others or yourself

That's all

oh, i totally agree with a lot of what you say, I may not have said it right, but I knew, and in many instances, that I was the straw that broke the camels back in a bad marriage.... why so many of the about-to-be-divorced women would hit me up once they filed, or he filed....

but I often saw it as "they're gonna both be better off divorced, and needed to be divorced." so rather than feel bad about it, I felt I was doing them a favor of sorts..... two people who shouldn't be married NEED TO GET A F'N DIVORCE.... don't stay in a bad marriage, life is too short.....

so, I kept my head up on the rationale, perhaps a bit faulty, that I was doing, or helping them do, what they didn't have the balls to do themselves..... that being free themselves from a bad marriage.....

in fact, of all the couples that I've known in that lifestyle, only ONE remains married today..... still friends with them, he does my auto repair work, and I usually send him a six series BMW or infiinit g-37 at least once per year, due to either my wife or I getttin' a little out of hand on the roadways of houston.....

[Auto Donk]

ps, another tip..... if you want to tap into the "full swap, no single males"-only couples, of which there are many, do, as I did, hook up with a hot-ass single bi-babe partner who you have no emotional connection to whatsoever, and put up your account, and add a couple hundred more notches to your bed post.....

if you don't give a shit about the bitch, and don't care what she does, it makes the full swap scenario completely palatable.....

the problem is trying to swing with someone you care about.... no one who's normal wants to see a bitch they care about take dick from some other jackleg......

my bi-babe connection who I wasn't emotionally connected to took this particular photo this night.... after she got hers while these three watched, she left; then two of these three took over....



(my penchant for brunettes over blondes never more apparent than it is from this photo.....)

[Auto Donk]

my "no emotional connection bi-babe swinger partner" is the one on the far right.....

the younger sis of a former Ms. Texas....

with a compadre like her, you not only get to fuk the hot wife of other swinger couples, but also porn stars who take a shine to the both of you....

[InsideMan]

This Energizer buddy will be the Trump card right before the election.

[Auto Donk]

I hope so, but you know me .... patience is not one of my virtues.... i want this story out sooner than later

[StackinGreen]

How do these people allow themselves to be photo'd?

You are one cheesy as$ MFer, Donkster

Trump all the way

[Auto Donk]

How? How you ask? Shit.....

One simple reason: "THE DICK IS GOOD!!!!"

[StackinGreen]

Clearly.

Donkster

Vegas first weekend NFL playoffs. I'll be cashing my season win total bets then. Tell Michael Jack to actually show up this time. I'll laugh my ass off watching you and him interact

[Auto Donk]

PS.... it was the one on the far right who came up with the idea on how to make millions.....

she said, "If I could bottle how great you make me feel in bed, and sell it by the ounce, I'd be a millionaire in a month's time"

smart girl.......

[Auto Donk]

may have to be sooner than that.... I'm so ready for a Vegas bender right now I could explode like those babes did in bed......

[StackinGreen]

I'll be there in July putting the NFL win total bets down, but it probably sucks then

Hot, boring

But hey, I've never been there in the summer so I don't know

Do you think JJ actually put that $20k down on kershaw tonight? Or it's just a show?