1. 08-05-15 04:03 AM #1
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    What Are Some Good Statuses To Put On Facebook?

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  2. 08-05-15 06:57 AM #2
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    Pick winners bro.
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  3. 08-05-15 08:05 AM #3
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    mine has already been copyrighted

    expecting calls from snorg and bustedtees today
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  4. 08-05-15 08:08 AM #4
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    Will work for rooster
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  5. 08-05-15 08:14 AM #5
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    over poster
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  6. 08-05-15 08:17 AM #6
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    snorg liked my "This Kahk Ain't Gonna Suck Itself" status

    Kahk spelled correctly, of course
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  7. 08-05-15 08:49 AM #7
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  8. 08-05-15 08:53 AM #8
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  9. 08-05-15 08:59 AM #9
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    seaweed i won this game.
    seaweed i want some canadian dollas.
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  11. 08-05-15 09:00 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    "Who stole my ski mask?"
    "MoMoneyMoPrawns, please return my ski mask. Katalina told me you have it."
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  12. 08-05-15 09:42 AM #12
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    Prawns..... not shrimp, mo fo, prawns!!!!

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  13. 08-05-15 12:44 PM #13
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    I would Say put Horny if you want to attract the ladies.
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  14. 08-05-15 03:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    I would Say put Horny if you want to attract the ladies.
    "I'm horny for your honey"
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    "I'm horny for your honey"
    Toniest No.

    Toniest go find smokie, he is in the woods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    I would Say put Horny if you want to attract the ladies.
    yah... that's the ticket.....

    disgust them to attract them

    always works.......

    for those who are dense, yah, that's sarcasm.... only women on AFF want to hear about you being horny, no other stranger who is female ever want's to hear that shit
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  17. 08-05-15 04:38 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yah... that's the ticket.....

    disgust them to attract them

    always works.......

    for those who are dense, yah, that's sarcasm.... only women on AFF want to hear about you being horny, no other stranger who is female ever want's to hear that shit
    i was kidding.

    what should seaweed put for his status if he wants to get laid?
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  18. 08-05-15 04:52 PM #18
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    Facebook is for homos and women

    Motherfukkers just text me no need for this Facebook shit

    And seaweed fulfills both of the criteria
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  19. 08-05-15 04:56 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Facebook is for homos and women

    Motherfukkers just text me no need for this Facebook shit

    And seaweed fulfills both of the criteria

    agreed.

    Foreal i never understood that. If your such good friends then just text someone or pick up the phone and make a phone call.
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  20. 08-05-15 05:10 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Toniest No.

    Toniest go find smokie, he is in the woods.
    Smokiest is nursing my pistol at the moment
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  21. 08-06-15 04:27 AM #21
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    Bad statuses

    Facebook isnt what it used to be

    I made a status "There might be plenty of fish in the sea, but only seaweed can introduce all you ladies to an unbelievable organism"

    I only got 1 like in 11 hours
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  22. 08-06-15 07:27 AM #22
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    I Have Aids
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  23. 08-06-15 09:06 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
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    someone obviously saw bobby wave's facebook page..........

    I think seeweed said it had to be an original idea
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