1. 10-16-14 08:33 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Eagles your a a fukkin sucker man

    marriage at your age???? Why???

    I am single man and look at me
    Jesus christ, hurry and get married Eagles before you turn out fat, bald, and stupid.
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  2. 10-16-14 09:34 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Eagles your a a fukkin sucker man

    marriage at your age???? Why???

    I am single man and look at me
    Come on Eagles, ya cheap fuk, that line (i.e. advice) is worth 100 pts minimum

    Congrats, and as already stated well played on your choice of dates. Good to see you still have your priorities in order
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  3. 10-16-14 09:49 AM #38
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    Its not that big of a deal. If she gets outta line just give her a black eye. That oughtta shut her up.
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  4. 10-16-14 10:10 AM #39
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    Actually getting married is a good idea at our age, (I'm 52) you have to lock it in before you reach the point where your health and sex drive all start to fade. Once the warranty goes...boom! Then you're just another old guy sitting at the bar in the early afternoon...
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  5. 10-16-14 10:12 AM #40
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    Good work. Keep em coming. Tonight is her bachelorette party, so there's still a shot she never arrives on Saturday. Hangover IV
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  6. 10-16-14 02:50 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    Good work. Keep em coming. Tonight is her bachelorette party, so there's still a shot she never arrives on Saturday. Hangover IV
    Eagles, what about your party with the guys?
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  7. 10-16-14 02:52 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Lock, you sniff what? How do you get away with it without looking suspicious?

    I only say this because anyone who says "va jay jay" ain't eating or pounding any puzzy.
    I knew someone would get butt hurt over my comment.

    How much longer is your Mom allowing you to live in her basement?
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  8. 10-16-14 02:54 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Hey Dickfan, not nice to pick favorites. You gave some of the dumfukks points, but you missed a couple.
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    Begging for points and getting zero pu**y.

    You made it, guy!
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  9. 10-16-14 02:55 PM #44
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    One thing for sure u wouldn't get married down "under"
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  10. 10-16-14 02:58 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    I'm getting married Saturday. I wanted to give you the opportunity to roast me for the next couple of days. Some of you may be saying to yourselves right now, wow ... I thought he was gay or wow, who knew fat kids were allowed to wed outside of their own family or oongrats on your future octopus babies with your third cousin.

    Please use the proper Comedy Central roast format and you may receive betpoints from me.

    If I approve of the level of attitude delivered, I may reward you with some pictures next week.

    So roast me mother f-ers. Don't disappoint. If anyone wants to pay my bill for this, PM me & I'll send you a vial of clean piss in return. I know that's valuable to at least 11% of the posters here.

    I got married last month, here's some advice: don't fukking do it.
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  11. 10-16-14 03:02 PM #46
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    Wow. That is intense.

    BLS, how do you hate it so much so early in the marriage.

    We need some details.
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  12. 10-16-14 03:13 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Wow. That is intense.

    BLS, how do you hate it so much so early in the marriage.

    We need some details.
    LOL being a little dramatic but life slows down dramatically when married.
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  13. 10-16-14 03:28 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Begging for points and getting zero pu**y.

    You made it, guy!
    Who was begging for points? Lol I give my points away every day. Is that what u got from what I said?
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  14. 10-16-14 03:33 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Hey Dickfan, not nice to pick favorites. You gave some of the dumfukks points, but you missed a couple.

    I dont want them anyway...youre a cheapfukk and your future butt buddy will realize soon enough.
    Lock, funny how u left out the part where I said I dont want them anyway. How convenient. Youre def a harry reid/Nancy Pelosi lover. Make up blatant lies and only show the part that you would want people to see.

    Anyway, eaglesphan, best of luck on the rollercoaster destined for disaster. Enjoy.
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  15. 10-16-14 03:38 PM #50
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    Confucius says marriage will only keep you happy for no longer than 7 years. If you want to stay happy your entire life, grow a garden.
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  16. 10-16-14 03:39 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadLuckSanta View Post
    LOL being a little dramatic but life slows down dramatically when married.
    See me and the lady have been together for a good stretch, lived together for a good stretch so honestly there isn't anything that is gonna change but the lack of funds in my bank account from this adventure and a piece of paper that binds us together officially.

    Otherwise, feels like we've already been married for quite a while - so I will take advantage of the newlywed sex burst and then settle back down into the norm. I think the bust is pretty much what I'm paying for.
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  17. 10-16-14 03:49 PM #52
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    That's great man good for you
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  18. 10-16-14 03:54 PM #53
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    k175

    Eagles is committing sexual suicide here
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  19. 10-16-14 04:08 PM #54
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    JJ, I got it about as good as I'm gonna get. I could go trollin' at bars and such and work my ass off to score some tail, but I got a good piece. F that effort. Went out for my bachelor party and watched a buncha dudes makin' fools outta themselves for hot pieces of ass working at the place we went too. Suckers probably spent $100 on drinks and a tip and didn't even get their ass grabbed or their ego stroked enough.
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  20. 10-16-14 04:12 PM #55
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    Eagles I just sit back in my recliner and if I want a girl I dialed the number and pay $150

    Eagles I pay for sex
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  21. 10-16-14 04:19 PM #56
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    We all pay for sex one way or the other bro.
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  22. 10-16-14 04:22 PM #57
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    98% of women fake sex

    I'll never forget about 17 years ago when I was banging a girl she was moaning before we started

    I knew that it was fake
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  23. 10-16-14 04:40 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    98% of women fake sex

    I'll never forget about 17 years ago when I was banging a girl she was moaning before we started

    I knew that it was fake
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  24. 10-16-14 04:57 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    98% of women fake sex

    I'll never forget about 17 years ago when I was banging a girl she was moaning before we started

    I knew that it was fake
    Maybe the moaning was fukk, I can't believe I'm doing this.
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  25. 10-16-14 05:15 PM #60
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  26. 10-16-14 06:56 PM #61
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    have fun marrying the one person who reads your tennis blog.

    congrats though
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  27. 10-16-14 07:12 PM #62
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    Always a good idea getting married during Oktoberfest. Got to do the chicken dance for groom/bride dance.
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  28. 10-16-14 08:08 PM #63
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  29. 10-16-14 08:11 PM #64
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    Congratulations. I thought you were a phag.
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  30. 10-16-14 10:54 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlif1 View Post
    have fun marrying the one person who reads your tennis blog.

    congrats though
    LoL, even she isn't that hard up.
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  31. 10-16-14 10:58 PM #66
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    Eagles you're the only guy I've ever met that is bragging he's getting married

    I bet you come in here a year from now saying you're having a kid

    Eventually you'll fade from the forum

    I don't like the path you're going down
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  32. 10-16-14 11:36 PM #67
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    Congrats man! Enjoy your new journey!
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  33. 10-16-14 11:43 PM #68
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    Congrats on ur upcoming nuptials EP but commisserations for your new found celibacy...
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  34. 10-16-14 11:57 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    See me and the lady have been together for a good stretch, lived together for a good stretch so honestly there isn't anything that is gonna change but the lack of funds in my bank account from this adventure and a piece of paper that binds us together officially.

    Otherwise, feels like we've already been married for quite a while - so I will take advantage of the newlywed sex burst and then settle back down into the norm. I think the bust is pretty much what I'm paying for.
    Thought the same when I got married to a lovely girl who I had never had an argument with over 4 years because a grandmother was dieing and we wanted to make her happy.

    Not just a piece of paper. Even when you think nothing could change, that piece of paper does change things.

    Turned the love of my life into a lunatic!
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  35. 10-17-14 12:27 AM #70
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    Mine is already a lunatic. I'm ahead of the curve. JJ, I'm a lifer here. If I'm gone, call the police because I've been iced.
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