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    cmon timber finish

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    Why'd my mom and dad have to create me?

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    Oh lawd.

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    RECORD: 42-53-14

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    Oh well. I'm used to this. I gave up on life so long ago anyway.

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    Some of your picks are well thought out. Others it seems like you want to lose. Everyone had Portland down to win easy last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donny1266 View Post
    Some of your picks are well thought out. Others it seems like you want to lose. Everyone had Portland down to win easy last night.

    YOU'RE RIGHT. EVERY SINGLE MOTHER FUKKER WHO BET THIS MATCH HAD TO BE ON PORTLAND. WHAT KIND OF WORTHLESS DUMBASS WHO DOES NOT DESERVE A HINT OF AIR WOULD EVER BE DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT POUND PORTLAND TONIGHT? I MUST HAVE BEEN THE ONLY PERSON IN EXISTENCE TO BE THIS DUMB.

    I MEAN, I GOTTA BE THE MOST MORONIC SON OF A BITCH EVER. HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS STUPID? IT'S UNBELIEVABLE HOW ANYONE CAN BE THIS INEPT AT SOCCER CAPPING AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

    COME ON EVERYONE. HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHUa l;ets LAUGH AT THE BIG FUKKING FREAK. HAHAHAHA.

    IT'S ALL A FUKKING JOKE TO RUDE FUKKING PIECES OF CRAP LIKE YOU AND EVERY SINGLE OTHER MOTHER FUKKER ON THIS SCUMBAG-FILLED PLANET. HAHAHA AHAHAHA. LAUGH AT THE BIG FUKKING IDIOT WHO IS IN MORE PAIN THAN YOU COULD EVER FATHOM FOR EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF HIS EXISTENCE.

    LET'S JUST KEEP BEING RUDE AND MAKING IGNORANT COMMENTS, BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE THIS LOSER'S LIFE SO MUCH FUKKING BETTER. WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHY NOT GO TO PARLAYIN THE LOSER'S HOUSE AND SLIT HIS THROAT ... PUT THE GUY OUT OF HIS MISERY SO HE WON'T TAKE UP SPACE AND BE WORTHLESS ANYMORE. WHAT A FUKKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO DESERVES TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE I AM.

    GO AHEAD, GUYS. GO FUKKING AHEAD AND BE AS RUDE AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE TO A GUY WHO IS SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION. THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT TO GO. I'LL BE WIDE AWAKE WAITING FOR ONE OF YOU TO SHOW UP AND FINALLY END THIS SHIT.

    FUKK ME AND EVERYONE WHO ASSOCIATES WITH ME. NO ONE I EVER LOVED OR CARED ABOUT DESERVES ANY JOY EITHER, RIGHT? LET'S JUST KEEP POURING SALT IN THE FUKKING WOUNDS AS MUCH AS WE CAN CAUSE WE LOVE FUKKING WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BED EACH MORNING.

    UNBELIEVABLE. DO YOU PARK IN HANDICAP SPACES AND FUKK WITH WOUNDED ANIMALS ON THE ROAD, TOO?

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    Hahahahahahaha. What a fukking loser that pussy parlayin is. Hahahahaha.

    Come on guys. Let's all laugh at the big fukking freak.

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    It's really fun making fun of the clueless fukk parlayin. Can't believe this guy even bothers. I mean, how the hell can anyone live with being this big of a fukking failure at everything in life? I'm surprised this guy can keep his lights on, much less do anything else. No wonder he can't get any pussy and has no friends. Guy is the personification of waste.

    Hahahahaha.

    Oh, and this loser parlayin is dumb enough to hit himself in the head dozens of times on a daily basis. I mean, the guy is so moronic and so fukked in the head that he is actually punching himself in the head every time he makes a simple mistake.

    Hahahahahahaha.

    All the more reason to pile on and fukk with this huge loser. Let's just all talk about what a worthless moron this guy is so he'll hit himself in the head some more. Let's see how quickly we can convince the big fukking loser that it's time to speed up the process and just kill himself right here and now.

    Hahahahaha.

    God, parlayin. You are the biggest fukking freak and sorriest fukking piece of trash to ever breathe. What the hell is wrong with you? This fukking parlayin loser can't even add 2 and 2 together.

  8. #323
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by donny1266 View Post
    Some of your picks are well thought out. Others it seems like you want to lose. Everyone had Portland down to win easy last night.
    where did you post the play?
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    Bet all draws over the next 6 days in Euro Q...You will be in the black by end of business tuesday...

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    need some plays for today please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    where did you post the play?
    Thank you Vaughany....it's irritating when people make these kinds of post game comments....I always want to say same thing "well post the damn play before the game" or in this case "show me your damn bet ticket with Portland, and it better be a $1,000 ticket because it was so easy!" Now Parlay....you need to pull yourself together man! I rode with you when you came out of a negative balance about a year ago, you were on fire! I know you've got it in you, let's do this thing and get to +++ money!!!!!!!
    Last edited by azsportswin; 10-09-14 at 12:41 PM. Reason: made it say what I meant to say
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    I wasnt trying to come across as a knob but I think I have. I meant that in general you are a good capper but occasionally you go so against the grain that it looks like you want to lose. I don't claim to know anything about American 'soccer' but I do make a fair whack in English conference, league one and Scottish leagues. Sorry if I offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donny1266 View Post
    I wasnt trying to come across as a knob but I think I have. I meant that in general you are a good capper but occasionally you go so against the grain that it looks like you want to lose. I don't claim to know anything about American 'soccer' but I do make a fair whack in English conference, league one and Scottish leagues. Sorry if I offended.

    all i see is someone masturbating over oddschecker and fixes...........

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    I was posting picks on here for a while but nobody is interested in lower English leagues. Anyway back to the point, I think this is 75% great plays and I do follow when I agree.

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    If
    If you can keep your head when all about
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
    But make allowance for their doubting too;
    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
    Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;
    If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breathe a word about your loss;
    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much;
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

    Rudyard Kipling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donny1266 View Post
    I was posting picks on here for a while but nobody is interested in lower English leagues. Anyway back to the point, I think this is 75% great plays and I do follow when I agree.
    don't mean to blow up your spot parlayin', but please return to doing so donny...can't hurt.

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    October 9, 2014
    Loser No. 1
    International Friendly: México -1.5 (-122)
    Losing $122.00




    Take Honduras now, count the cash and laugh at my pathetic ass later.
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  19. #334
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    start of an epic run here

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    Can't sleep ... Thoughts will eat me.

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    October 10, 2014
    EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL! AKA Loser No. 1
    A-League: Western Sydney Wanderers at Melbourne Victory -- OVER 2.5 (-103)
    Losing $103.00


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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    RECORD: 43-53-14

    TOTAL LOSS: -$847.00



    Can't sleep ... Thoughts will eat me.
    Couldn't sleep as well.
    Was a long night of hockey, it's 7:20 in the morning here now
    Parlayer, read your PMs!

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    If it would be always that easy. Nice hit. Had the over 1.5 and 2.5 1st half as well.
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    Had a good feeling about this and tailed it. Thanks parlayin.
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    Berisha is just a great player (for Australia of course...). The guy used to play for my club.

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    The quality of the A-League is steadily improving.
    Man City buying Melbourne (City) is going to inject even more money/quality.
    I'm forward to tomorrow's round 1 match between Sydney FC and Melbourne City, and I can't remember the last time I said that.

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    That's the Parlay I know....nice job!

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    i thought u were suppose to lose not win? no?
    so whats the next play?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Parlayer, read your PMs!
    Message received. I will try to get back to you tonight (in American time), Zizer.

    Slow down on the hockey binges, pal.

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    October 10, 2014
    Play No. 2
    Euro 2016 Qualification: Iceland ML (+119)
    Risking $100.00 to win $119.00 Losing $100.00

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    Here comes the hot streak..even money by tuesday!!!

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    Time to get in the black
    Last edited by paco; 10-10-14 at 03:35 PM.

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    3-0 Iceland!

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    One has to have major respect for Iceland. What this country with a population of just ~325.000 people is showing year after year in the world of football is absolutely amazing.
    Perfect pick pal

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    i smell something burning...

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