1. 05-27-13 10:52 PM #36
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    I also head Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson fell off the side of a cliff and died while shooting a movie. Sick world we're living in here.
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  2. 05-27-13 10:58 PM #37
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    Take a lap man...
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  3. 05-27-13 11:05 PM #38
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    quick while there is still time, seawood....

    order a baltimore office associate into the nation's jalopy cruiser


    MISSION: TAKE RAY OUT....


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  4. 05-27-13 11:06 PM #39
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    In other news, it is rumored that Jamie Lee Curtis may have a schlong.

    More to come...
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  5. 05-27-13 11:29 PM #40
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    Aaron McCrevice still wears a jean jacket over his cut off sleves and lets his keys dangle from his pocket.
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  6. 05-28-13 12:37 AM #41
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    Sellweed running from the cops

    Giving half balls to find the rock
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  7. 05-28-13 01:09 AM #42
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    Weeder, I tried to use a pay phone to determine if this was true. The pay phone ate my quarter, I tried to get it back and was poked with something sharp in the coin return. I looked in the coin return and there was a needle with a message on it that read, "You have just been infected with HIV." Weeder, use your nation to dispense this true story to everyone. I'm counting on Seaweed Nation.
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  8. 05-28-13 01:17 AM #43
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    El Nino, pay phones are 50 Cents. They haven't been 25 Cents since the Hartford Wailers were contenders. This makes me question the validity of your story. I do not want any more false reporting, However, if this is true you need to seek medical attention right away. Soak your hand in salt water for 20-45 minutes in lukewarm water.
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  9. 05-28-13 01:48 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    El Nino, pay phones are 50 Cents. They haven't been 25 Cents since the Hartford Wailers were contenders. This makes me question the validity of your story. I do not want any more false reporting, However, if this is true you need to seek medical attention right away. Soak your hand in salt water for 20-45 minutes in lukewarm water.
    Weeder, this explains why my call didn't go through.

    Weeder, I soaked my hand in lukewarm salt water for the time you recommended.

    Weeder, I tweeted Magic Johnson.
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  10. 05-28-13 05:50 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I heard that a transgender hooker slipped Ray the date rape drug and had his/her way with him and then took his wallet.
    its no coincidence this is the post after loshaker shows up in the thread

    youd think loshaker would keep a low profile after this incident
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  11. 05-28-13 06:14 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    In other news, it is rumored that Jamie Lee Curtis may have a schlong.

    More to come...
    Ditto Cameron Diaz
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  12. 05-28-13 06:17 AM #47
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    broken legs or not, Carpe and RR would still love to have that 3 some with him, carpe blowing him while RR tongue darts his azzhole.

    I can't understand you homos. Just can't wrap my mind around men having sex with oth4er men.
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  13. 05-28-13 05:33 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    More to come
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  14. 05-28-13 05:42 PM #49
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    Breaking news Sammy the retard is still a retard.
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  15. 05-28-13 05:53 PM #50
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    seaweed/giant
    you are the biggest fn dick on this site
    please jump off a bridge onto incoming traffic
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  16. 05-28-13 09:27 PM #51
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    wow

    just got off the phone with my cousin who is Ray's agent's doorman

    Ray is going to buck the odds and make a comeback into the NFL!!!!

    but get this, he is gonna come back as a punter

    apparently his leg was reset into a position and angle that will make his punts be very high and effective when Balt wants to punt inside their own 45-40 yard line and pin a team inside their own 5.

    you see something new everyday I guess


    Also Tom Selleck is trying out for the detroit tigers
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  17. 05-28-13 09:46 PM #52
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  18. 05-28-13 10:03 PM #53
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    MichaelPaul take a lap
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  19. 05-28-13 10:15 PM #54
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    Wow did that really happen
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  20. 05-28-13 10:15 PM #55
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    ok what else
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  21. 05-28-13 10:16 PM #56
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    its all fake!
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  22. 05-28-13 10:17 PM #57
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    get off the site! sic
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  23. 05-28-13 10:18 PM #58
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    watch the language!
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  24. 05-29-13 01:27 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    broken legs or not, Carpe and RR would still love to have that 3 some with him, carpe blowing him while RR tongue darts his azzhole.

    I can't understand you homos. Just can't wrap my mind around men having sex with oth4er men.
    for a guy that can't understand homos you sure seem to know the details.
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  25. 05-29-13 01:44 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    broken legs or not, Carpe and RR would still love to have that 3 some with him, carpe blowing him while RR tongue darts his azzhole.

    I can't understand you homos. Just can't wrap my mind around men having sex with oth4er men.
    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    for a guy that can't understand homos you sure seem to know the details.
    Rifle might not understand gay sex, but he sure as hell will watch it every night until he catches on.
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  26. 05-29-13 08:01 AM #61
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    assweed
    next time your granny is sucking you off without her teeth in overlooking the canyon
    hit the gas pedal
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