1. 02-10-13 02:44 PM #1
    Mens et Manus
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    Most of you guys need to wake the f%^k up...bunch of losers

    Seriously. Every day you idiots post these threads:

    -"20 units on X" - Only idiot degens bet a lot on a single game, see also "lock" below
    -"Lock of the year" - Anyone who uses the word lock is a total degenerate
    -"100000000000%" - it only goes up to 100% idiots, adding extra 0's won't make it any more more of a "lock"
    -"Anybody know any good cappers in xxx" - If you can't cap your own games, you're a total loser
    -"Team X DUE for a loss, 10 units on Y" - Teams don't lose because they are "due", or win for that matter. Just like how the ball will land on red after black hit 10 times because it's "due". Fking idiots
    -"If this loses I will never post again!" - Guess what, nobody gives a fk
    -"Just figured out a new system, it makes 68%,..." - If you really did, you wouldn't share it. The successful 1% of sports betters keep their mouth shut when they finally find a +EV trend. Nobody shares a winning strategy. People are fking greedy, wake up dumb fks

    99% of you guys are total losers. You are all broke. You live off your welfare cheques and beg your parents, siblings, friends, and grandparents for money. When they pitty you and give you $50, you deposit it right away and continue to piss it all away. The last game of your parlay loses and you curse your "bad luck" and the fact that the game was "rigged". Bottom line is you are a fking loser.

    The only people that win at this game are fking Vulcans. Anybody can cap 55%. The problem is you dumb fks go on a mini win streak, increase your bet sizes, and get fking wiped out when variance hits you.

    Suggest you all get a real job and stop pretending that one day you will figure it all out and be rich! What will really happen is this: you will still be in that shitty rental apartment while your friends and family laugh at you. The ex gf that you are still in love with gets married and eventually you die of a tooth infection because you are too poor to see a dentist.

    You guys will never win so just quit and stop with the stupid threads.
    Last edited by Mens et Manus; 02-10-13 at 02:48 PM.
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  2. 02-10-13 02:49 PM #2
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    never fukkin heard of ya pal
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  3. 02-10-13 02:52 PM #3
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    What a great post!
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  4. 02-10-13 02:52 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    never fukkin heard of ya pal
    You think you are a "balla" cause you post some stacks of 20's? loser
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  5. 02-10-13 02:53 PM #5
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    Da fukker is mad cause one of his picks just got jinxed
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  6. 02-10-13 02:54 PM #6
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    This guy writing suspiciously looks like Pauly Poker
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  7. 02-10-13 02:54 PM #7
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    thank you

    I can see you will turn us and this place around
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  8. 02-10-13 02:56 PM #8
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    Mens et Manus for PRESIDENT OF AMERICA!
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  9. 02-10-13 02:57 PM #9
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    Why so bitter? Did TT steal your PF Changs or something?
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  10. 02-10-13 03:06 PM #10
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    whose ghost is this
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  11. 02-10-13 03:07 PM #11
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    Vulcans?
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  12. 02-10-13 03:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    Seriously. Every day you idiots post these threads:

    -"20 units on X" - Only idiot degens bet a lot on a single game, see also "lock" below
    -"Lock of the year" - Anyone who uses the word lock is a total degenerate
    -"100000000000%" - it only goes up to 100% idiots, adding extra 0's won't make it any more more of a "lock"
    -"Anybody know any good cappers in xxx" - If you can't cap your own games, you're a total loser
    -"Team X DUE for a loss, 10 units on Y" - Teams don't lose because they are "due", or win for that matter. Just like how the ball will land on red after black hit 10 times because it's "due". Fking idiots
    -"If this loses I will never post again!" - Guess what, nobody gives a fk
    -"Just figured out a new system, it makes 68%,..." - If you really did, you wouldn't share it. The successful 1% of sports betters keep their mouth shut when they finally find a +EV trend. Nobody shares a winning strategy. People are fking greedy, wake up dumb fks

    99% of you guys are total losers. You are all broke. You live off your welfare cheques and beg your parents, siblings, friends, and grandparents for money. When they pitty you and give you $50, you deposit it right away and continue to piss it all away. The last game of your parlay loses and you curse your "bad luck" and the fact that the game was "rigged". Bottom line is you are a fking loser.

    The only people that win at this game are fking Vulcans. Anybody can cap 55%. The problem is you dumb fks go on a mini win streak, increase your bet sizes, and get fking wiped out when variance hits you.

    Suggest you all get a real job and stop pretending that one day you will figure it all out and be rich! What will really happen is this: you will still be in that shitty rental apartment while your friends and family laugh at you. The ex gf that you are still in love with gets married and eventually you die of a tooth infection because you are too poor to see a dentist.

    You guys will never win so just quit and stop with the stupid threads.
    all true points. Let us dream and don't take away our hope. We are not Tebows who cuts the foreskin from little kids twigs and berries, we are degenerates and we can't handle the truth.
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  13. 02-10-13 03:39 PM #13
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    This thread is a lock.
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  14. 02-10-13 03:41 PM #14
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    OP is sure grim about something!
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  15. 02-10-13 03:42 PM #15
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  16. 02-10-13 03:42 PM #16
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    The fukk is a cheque?
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  17. 02-10-13 03:48 PM #17
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    an angry MIT kid lost his BR last night...no need to be angry about it - just reload like we do
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  18. 02-10-13 03:53 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mens et Manus View Post
    You guys will never win so just quit and stop with the stupid threads.

    Talk about stupid threads after posting a rambling pile of shit, shit that someone else here says at least once a week, shit everyone already knew before they even joined this site.
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  19. 02-10-13 04:01 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Talk about stupid threads after posting a rambling pile of shit, shit that someone else here says at least once a week, shit everyone already knew before they even joined this site.
    read his previous posts from other threads - this mofo brings nothing but negativity
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  20. 02-10-13 04:06 PM #20
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    Does the OP speak from experience or he is a bitter individual? Of course most will lose gambling in the long run, but many have it in perspective. Maybe he just needs a medium to vent. Who the fuk knows?
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  21. 02-10-13 04:11 PM #21
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  22. 02-10-13 04:20 PM #22
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    what a penetrating crybaby. guy tails large on someone play here and gets buried. he then makes a thread and whines about how everybody else is stupid. get the penetrate out of here with that stupid bullshit. OP is an obvious f@ggot.
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  23. 02-10-13 04:24 PM #23
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    why do vulcans win? what the fuk is a vulcan?
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  24. 02-10-13 04:57 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    why do vulcans win? what the fuk is a vulcan?
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  25. 02-10-13 05:47 PM #25
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    What's a vulcan??
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  26. 02-10-13 05:55 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by frostno98 View Post
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    Losing would be highly illogical.
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  27. 02-10-13 05:55 PM #27
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    Lets see if i is loser:

    Got a Job (x)
    Post for fun (x)
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    my system of: betting, going out, socializing with real life people, being a normal person is flawless (x)

    holla 1%ersssssssss

    rest of you better not occupy SBR
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  28. 02-10-13 06:01 PM #28
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    Let me guess, all in on Man City ml?
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  29. 02-10-13 08:12 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    Let me guess, all in on Man City ml?
    u nailed it
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  30. 02-10-13 08:17 PM #30
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    Tooth infection, what a way to go...Fu cked by your own tooth, damn.
    Deep shit right here
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  31. 02-10-13 10:04 PM #31
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    My personal rules on sports gambling:
    1. Money management. Bet less than 4% of your total current bankroll per bet. Be discipline.
    2. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity.
    Never be a compulsive gambler by betting because it's your favorite team or bet against a team because you hate them.
    3. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession. Be unbiased.
    4. Do your research by watching game footage, trends and statistics should be used on division rivals only.
    5. Never bet on heavily juiced/vig lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
    6. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
    7. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams, the bigger the parlay is, the bigger the House Edge. Research and Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89HtJmQgjww
    8. Teasers should never pass through the zero.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP3P9OJvukQ
    9. Teams with home field/court advantage tend to win games. Sportsbooks know this and favorites the home team.
    "Whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy, will be fresh for the fight;
    whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
    10. Never bet on double digit road favorites. You will lose in the long run.
    11. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting a 2nd string and 3rd string team is stupid because of the lack of game footage on mostly unknown players.
    12. If you are extremely compulsive, arrogant, drunk and biased. The best advice is to "Don't Gamble".
    13. Learn from your mistakes. Most gamblers don't learn from their mistakes. That's why I made these gambling rules.
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  32. 02-10-13 10:37 PM #32
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    Hmmm,, I remember a similar thread in the past. It was nominated like 19 times, all by the same person

    curiously he would have also spelled it cheque.
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  33. 02-10-13 10:54 PM #33
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    Everybody on SBR is Just Jealous Cause They Can't be Like This Guy:

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  34. 02-11-13 12:11 AM #34
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    OP is pissed because his mother's purse is under lock and key, leaving him unable to steal the $200 necessary to become a SBR pro, which is the method many of his peers used to obtain their pro status.
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  35. 02-11-13 12:19 AM #35
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    Thanks, I needed that.
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