JON THIS IS BEANTOWNJIM I CAME INTO A FEW BUCKS OVER THE WEEKEND MY LOVELY WIFE DECIDED SINCE I DIDNT GIVE HER A HEADACHE THIS WEEKEND SHE WOULD GIVE ME MY ALLOWANCE MONEY EARLY THIS MONTH I AM SITTING HERE WITH 800 DOLLARS IN MY POCKET JON AND LOOKING FOR MY BEST OFFERS.
JON I KNOW YOU AND YOUR CREW ARE GETTING A GOOD LAUGH AT MY PLAYS SO FAR I HAVENT EVEN COME CLOSE TO BEATING YOU GUYS BUT I HAVENT BEEN GIVING YOU MY A+ PLAYS EITHER.JON I WAS TALKING TO MIA THE OTHER DAY AND SHE TOLD ME THAT WHEN I PLACE A BET YOU GET ON THE LOUD SPEAKER AND ANNOUNCE IT TO YOUR STAFF AND TELL THEM TO GO ACROSS THE STREET TO 5 DIMES AND GO MAKE SOME MONEY.JON THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS THAT YOUR STAFF IS MAKING MONEY OFF ME I WANT MY PLAYS TO STAY IN HOUSE.
JON I HAVE NEVER BEEN SOME DEADBEAT BEGGING FOR BONUS MONEY I HAVE PLAYED AT 5 DIMES FOR YEARS AND THEY DONT GIVE BONUS. LETS NOT CALL THIS BONUS MONEY JON LETS CALL THIS AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN SOME DEADBEAT TRYING TO HUSTLE YOU FOR A COUPLE OF BUCKS
SO JON HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST OFFER AND REMEMBER THIS IS BEANTOWNJIM NOT SOME DEGENERATE LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT
JON I KIND OF LIKE THE 20% CASH WITH A 3X ROLLOVER THATS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD START.LET ME KNOW BEFORE MY LOVELY WIFE COMES HOME AND ASKS FOR THE DOUGH BACK