1. #1611
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  2. #1612
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    I apologize if this has been posted, or already seen by you or anyone, I find it to be god damn hilarious. Exchange by a jerk with some idiot on Craigslist trying to buy concealed weapons

    Hey,

    I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

    Thanks,

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    I am. lets see what you got.

    From Me to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    Here you go:

    Looks like a normal spoon, right?


    Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

    I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

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    Jeff,

    I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** off.

    From Me to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:


    At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



    Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



    This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

    Let me know if you want any of these items.

    Thanks,

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    youre a ******* dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother rooster_eater. I hope you get hit by a car. **** off, eat shit, and die.

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    MysteryMung's Craigslist concealed weapons was amusing. Cheers.

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    Russian submarine graveyard photos:





    More photos and the accompanying article here
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    A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.


    The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”


    The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”


    “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”
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  16. #1626
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    You da man
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    A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and
    have a conversation.
    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
    but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I
    come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I
    come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
    .” In this country . . . we don't speak dirty in
    public places about our sex lives. . . "

    "Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
    sex?
    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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  21. #1631
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    the latest installment of whores from youtube

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    Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whore house.

    When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blowup" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

    After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned...how was it for you?"

    The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

    The first man asked, "How's that?

    "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast ... she farted and flew out the window!"
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  23. #1633
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  24. #1634
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    Here's the artist Ray "Bubba" Sorensen.
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    Great work. The US flag looks like it's waving right off the rock. A good quote by Jefferson too.

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    yep
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    The greatest fight of all time.

    Round 1


    Round 2


    Round 3 (fight ends)

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    Alabama Crimson-Ride

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    Motivational Poster Sexism
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