1. #1576
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    Please don't give me any points. I'll just lose them in the book & they'll end UP back w/ SBR.

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    Miranda...
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    I remember when I went to rehab for gambling I walked in and out the back door and put a bet in on the Monday night football game lol TRUE STORY
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    dallas is such a joke,wish they would lose every game

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    A prisoner escapes from prison where he has served 10 years. He stops at a house and breaks into it. - There he finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and gets on top of her. He kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

    - While he is there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy’s dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you.”

    - To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too….”
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    Last edited by sbr.rodrigo; 12-17-14 at 08:53 AM.
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  9. #1584
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    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
    became confused as to where he was on the course.

    Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

    He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew that
    hole he was playing.

    She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the
    6th hole."

    He thanked her and went back to his golf.

    On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with
    the same request.

    She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on
    the 13th hole."

    Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

    The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

    He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help.
    I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"

    She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

    "No, I won't", he responded.

    "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

    With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.

    She said, "See I knew you would laugh."


    "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
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  10. #1585
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    Since you liked the earlier space vid.

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    Last edited by sbr.rodrigo; 12-17-14 at 08:54 AM.
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  13. #1588
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    Everybody wants to give their two cents, unfortunately I'm winning all my money gambling

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    I love patriotic sports fans.
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    Husband and wife are in bed. Every time they do it the husband turns off the lights. One time the wife wanted to leave the lights on but the husband did not want to. So one night in the mist of all the passion the wife turns on the lights to find that her husband had been using a cucumber on her. outraged she yelled " a cucumber all these years!! I cant believe u i deserve an explanation!!!"


    The husband set up and looked his wife in the eye and said "onHey i truely apologize yes i have been using a cucumber and u do deserve an explanation." the wife agreed. the husband calmly says to the wife " i will explain the cucumber... when you explain the 3 kids!
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  18. #1593
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    Enjoy man
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    a 1 minute view of the worlds largest....

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    Learn to Be a Pro Gambler!

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  26. #1601
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    It's Time!

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  27. #1602
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatNate View Post
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    Thank you for this brother.

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    In the wake of Troy Davis' execution in Georgia:



    The article is here.
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    A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students.

    The teacher asked, “Rodney, what's your problem?”

    Rodney answered, “I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”

    Ms. Green had had enough. She took Rodney to the principal's office. While Rodney waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Green he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

    Rodney was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”

    Rodney: “9″.

    Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”

    Rodney: “36″.

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

    The principal looks at Ms. Green and tells her, “I think Rodney can go to the 3rd grade.”

    Ms. Green says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.” The principal and Rodney both agreed.

    Ms. Green asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”

    Rodney, after a moment: “Legs.”

    Ms. Green: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

    The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!

    Rodney replied: “Pockets.”

    Ms. Green: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”

    Rodney: “Pants”

    Ms. Green: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

    Rodney: “Coconut.”

    The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

    Ms. Green: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”

    The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

    Rodney: “Bubble gum”

    Ms. Green: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”

    Rodney: “Shake hands.”

    The principal was trembling.

    Ms. Green: “What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?”

    Rodney: “Firetruck”

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put Rodney in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!”
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    JJ's HS yearbook photo

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    how bout that mets comeback? down 6-1 in the 8th. in the 9th inning they nail 6 runs to push the over and mets win into huge position. lol. insane.. now louis drops back to 2 games out of wild card instead of 1 and the next 5 days will get really good!

    -stash

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    geez this has to be the most read thread in the history of sbr.

    remember its better to die while you are living then to live while you are dead

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