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    Tommy_de1st
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    you must have dug a lot to find out this thread

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    That is great man!

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    Bookmarked, would read again

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    What happened to Buzzy's shower after you shit thread?

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    does your ant like bald men with a little dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    [COLOR=#000000 !important]Originally posted on 12/27/2008:

    I ain't big time???


    Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

    Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

    Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

    I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

    Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

    Fuk her

    Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

    Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old
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    classic bump

    jjgold the legend

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    where is the original

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    Jj, what do you think Chris Pirelli is gonna make of this when he reads it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    where is the original
    It got deleted by JJ's aunt, SBR Lou

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    [COLOR=#000000 !important]Originally posted on 12/27/2008:

    I ain't big time???


    Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

    Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

    Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

    I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

    Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

    Fuk her

    Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

    Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old
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    This sounds an awful lot like Seaweed and his grannie

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    jj...what ever happened to her? Did she wind up sitting on the rooster?

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    hello

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    Did she died?

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    pregnant from the rooster?

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    JJ is your aunt available..I'd to pop off a few

  16. #51
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    JJ?

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    jj what happened to her? did you ever try to fuk her again?

    also can we get a pic?

    im thinking about going for my aunt some time this year maybe, a little afraid to try but this story does give me some courage

  18. #53
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    As requested.

  19. #54
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    How can she be "too slippery" to poke? Either JJ has a small rooster or his Aunt is XXXL and he couldn't get through to penetrate! Maybe it was his uncle, who knows???

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    I just jerked off. Hot stuff.

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