1. 03-26-14 02:33 PM #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    I stand, that way u can get it all .
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  2. 03-26-14 02:41 PM #177
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    Yes!
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  3. 03-26-14 02:53 PM #178
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lookingtostart View Post
    I know what you mean, lemon in your diet helps alleviate that and improve your time spent (less) wiping.
    lemon huh ? i will have to start eating lemons
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  4. 03-26-14 02:59 PM #179
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd

    Who in the fuk sticks there hand in the front of them to wipe there ass?
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  5. 03-26-14 03:01 PM #180
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sdotbold View Post
    Who in the fuk sticks there hand in the front of them to wipe there ass?
    How do you sit and go around back?
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  6. 03-26-14 04:33 PM #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiveMeaBJ View Post
    How do you sit and go around back?
    lol gross thread but lean up i suppose

    the bidet is the only hygenic way to go but few americans can afford them
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  7. 03-26-14 04:35 PM #182
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    lol gross thread but lean up i suppose

    the bidet is the only hygenic way to go but few americans can afford them
    Completely agree. This is why I shower after 60% of my shits. How much is a bidet?
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  8. 03-26-14 05:27 PM #183
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiveMeaBJ View Post
    Completely agree. This is why I shower after 60% of my shits. How much is a bidet?
    so you shower like 6 times a day ?
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  9. 03-26-14 05:53 PM #184
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    You just sit and lift your right left a little. Very easy. You don't go in front where the dicks at......
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  10. 03-26-14 06:20 PM #185
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    so you shower like 6 times a day ?
    Bro I wish I could shit 10 times a day. I shit 3-4 times on a good day. Been averaging 0.5 shit a day recently because I haven't been eating much. Had to take penetrating exlax over the weekend. But yea, the gameplan is wake up shit,shower...around 4:00 when I'm home from work shit,shower...if I'm going out ill try to shit,shower after dinner. Then I try to shit,shower before bed. I love to shower but my shower is dope as penetrate.
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  11. 03-26-14 08:43 PM #186
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    Love ya buddy but standing is odd to me. With all the booze I drink, it wouldn't work out too well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Love ya buddy but standing is odd to me. With all the booze I drink, it wouldn't work out too well.


    Since this thread I have actually mixed in a little of the sit down. I will sit and wipe if I am still reading or if I am in a public bathroom. I am getting pretty good at it. The first few times were odd.
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  13. 03-26-14 08:52 PM #188
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiveMeaBJ View Post


    Since this thread I have actually mixed in a little of the sit down. I will sit and wipe if I am still reading or if I am in a public bathroom. I am getting pretty good at it. The first few times were odd.
    Thread reminded me of my childhood, I used to be a stander...don't know why it changed, think I got caught once and got chastised for it.
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  14. 03-26-14 10:55 PM #189
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    I'm sure I'd need a shower if I tried to wipe sitting down and then have to clean the shvt off the toilet seat to boot !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    I'm sure I'd need a shower if I tried to wipe sitting down and then have to clean the shvt off the toilet seat to boot !
    I'm at the point where I wipe like 50% of the time. The other half I strip down poop and hop into shower and hit the massage jets straight up my cornhole. It's like a bidet no?
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  16. 03-27-14 07:46 AM #191
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    This may help some of you. No, it's not a joke, much like this thread.

    http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/
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  17. 03-27-14 08:01 AM #192
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug View Post
    I'm sure I'd need a shower if I tried to wipe sitting down and then have to clean the shvt off the toilet seat to boot !
    U have to be kidding me!
    I didn't realize people even did it standing up! When u stand up ur butt would close and spread shit all over. Remaining seated keeps the ass in a secure position and somewhat open, preventing inter-cheek contamination
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  18. 03-27-14 12:09 PM #193
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    U have to be kidding me!
    I didn't realize people even did it standing up! When u stand up ur butt would close and spread shit all over. Remaining seated keeps the ass in a secure position and somewhat open, preventing inter-cheek contamination
    This! Standing up mashes your cheeks together making a shit sandwich before you wipe doesn't it? God forbid you've got a hairy ass crack. What a mess that must be. I speak for the squatters. Simply lean forward in a squat position, reach BACK, not between your legs...and wipe front to back.
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  19. 03-27-14 12:35 PM #194
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    you guys are too fukkin funny!
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  20. 03-27-14 02:41 PM #195
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    I don't get why anyone would stand up, it doesn't even make sense to do it that way. When your sitting down just lean to one side and reach around the side. your ass cheeks are spread wide open perfect for wiping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stocks View Post
    I don't get why anyone would stand up, it doesn't even make sense to do it that way. When your sitting down just lean to one side and reach around the side. your ass cheeks are spread wide open perfect for wiping.
    Lean forward and reach around the side?? I can't picture this I think I would pull something.
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  22. 12-29-15 08:00 AM #197
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    I'm having this conversation with a sitter now. Their mind is blown

    Sit and lean butthole not clean
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  23. 12-29-15 08:28 AM #198
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    Timely bump daner, those who sit must get shite on their knuckles.
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  24. 12-29-15 08:38 AM #199
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    interesting topic...

    I stand while wiping..never gave another way any thought.

    Strangely enough, a co-worker shits while hovering over the toilet...I shit while sitting on the toilet.

    There is more than one way to skin a cat.
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  25. 12-29-15 09:51 AM #200
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    Wow! 6 pages on how to wipe your ass. You can't make this sh#$ up
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  26. 02-19-17 09:18 AM #201
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    Tried out a bidet for the first time, did not like it. Made me remember this epic thread.

    Will always prefer the old fashioned shit, stand, wipe, and jump in the shower.
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  27. 02-22-17 07:20 AM #202
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    Oh man. I can't believe it's been damn 7 years since this classic. I still sit down just fine. Not trying to dribble piss on my pants if I stand. This will always be an all-time great.
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