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    VIDEO: SBR Slots vs. Real Casino Slots.... which do you prefer???

    anyone who knows me, or of me, on this site, knows I love me some fruity fortune slots on SBR.... and Pirates' Revenge kicks ass. Serpent's treasure is fun, too and sometimes pays.....

    but for all that fun and excitement, it doesn't really compete with this:



    fun at the Talking Stick casino..... hefty 1099 I need to offset with some losses now....





    ps, JJ:


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    nice hit Donker we just want to see the wife's cans though pal
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    Was that 176 pennies or 176 dollars? That's a strange bet amount.

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    Nice hit AD!

    I'm a Top Dollar machine guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Was that 176 pennies or 176 dollars? That's a strange bet amount.
    pennies, 2x, second lowest bet you could make on the machine playing five gold symbols

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Nice hit AD!

    I'm a Top Dollar machine guy.
    dude, i crushed a $1 top dollar bank, all three machines, back to back, by stopping the reels short of where they'd "naturally" stop.... five bucks a spin, 60 in each machine to start, cashed out at 195 on one, 310 on another, and 250 on the third, all within six minutes.....

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    I doubt that


    That's how much is in machine


    I bet he lost 18k

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    suck it, JJ.....

    my new favorite penny slot:

    DA FU GRAND


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    I do not see any cash 💰

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    HERE YA GO, KAHKSUCKER..... 15K CHECK (I KEPT OUT 3400+ AND TIPPED WAITRESSES 14 BUCKS A DRINK THE REST OF THE NIGHT BY GIVEN EM TWENTIES AND TELLIN' EM KEEP THE CHANGE)......

    TOOK A 15K CHECK FOR THE REST OF IT


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    and, here's an accidental video i didn't even know I shot, confirming: !. paying 20's for six dollar drinks (tho on this one, I bought some stranger a cocktail as he was very happy for me); 2. fu du grand is my new favorite slot machine, and, 3.... that my wife was there at the casino with me on the trip, since you doubted me earlier.......


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    I am going to fukkin pound this guy in Houston or Dallas in summer.

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    Donker leave some for the rest of us pal! Congrats

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am going to fukkin pound this guy in Houston or Dallas in summer.
    SHUT UP, BITCH!!!!

    and go get your shinebox......

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    damit man ... nice win

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    Donker you might want to edit out that routing and account # on that check.....I can see a few here making some mobile deposits as we speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Donker you might want to edit out that routing and account # on that check.....I can see a few here making some mobile deposits as we speak
    talkin stick won't mind

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    This guy has more stories than Walt Disney
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    Jj's a freakin jerk

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    Nice win Donker!

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    Nice hit donk! Hard to replace that rush when you hit like that!

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    Awesome score AD....very impressive.

    The one one thing I did notice was that your voice was a lot higher and squeekier than I thought it would be. Online you come across as more of a man....but in this video your voice sounds a little twinkier.

    Good win though.

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    Congrats on the win Donk!

    Will we ever see a combo video of Donk and JJ? Or will JJ duck him for his entire life?
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    We will eventually see video

    I will be training

    Heavy steroids too

    Automan make video with cash in hand

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    Damn good shit man

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    Really not that big of a hit considering you playing the higher limit machines thats like hitting 100 on a 50 cent machine. I wonder how much money youve donated to casinos playing the high limit slot machines. I know playing higher limit slots give the house edge at around only 4.5% mucher better then the 6.8% taken on dollar machine

    If you going to the casino with a couple grand to play slots. Your either just going for the free comps or dont like the thrill of gambling rather you are addicted to losing.. ill let u decide donk

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    Biggie I agree

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    Thought bet was $1.76? Which isn't a high dollar machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Thought bet was $1.76? Which isn't a high dollar machine.
    I really dont know how slot machines work. All i know is the lower the demonation the machine the more the take out is i believe that the penny machine is closer to 12% too lazy to check wizard of odds.

    Something seems weird it was a 176 line machine ? Or what donker

    And dont u need to play max to wualify for jackpots on a slot machine?

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    biggie knows way too much about slots to say he doesnt

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