1. 01-06-17 02:58 AM #1
    stevek173
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    I met a girl on a bus - game talk

    I was actually taking care of business there but we actually did click.

    All tatted up.

    She opens by sitting next to me.

    And so I open by talking about local fires.

    She follows and likes.

    Completely nice and cool.

    That could be alright for a year or so.

    Boys - take care of yourselves and they could come to you.
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    Stevie are you hairy
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  3. 01-06-17 03:03 AM #3
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    Hairy?
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  4. 01-06-17 03:04 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Hairy?
    Hi sellweed
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  5. 01-06-17 03:08 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Stevie are you hairy
    Nope.

    Hairy - bad call.
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  6. 01-06-17 03:09 AM #6
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    Stevie right on bro
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  7. 01-06-17 03:26 AM #7
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    Yes that was Katie.

    She was legit.

    I'm ok with that for now until I move to Cali for A.
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  8. 01-06-17 03:33 AM #8
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    Live to fight another day
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  9. 01-06-17 03:36 AM #9
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  10. 01-06-17 03:40 AM #10
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    I understand bro
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  11. 01-06-17 03:41 AM #11
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    It's funny though - I didn't see her coming.

    She's good for a bit.

    Are they now chasing me?

    If so, we can get lost for a bit I guess.

    I really just want to do gigs for now.

    Is that funny?
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  12. 01-06-17 03:44 AM #12
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    Play it cool

    Next one will come with more vibration
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  13. 01-06-17 03:46 AM #13
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    Yup
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  14. 01-06-17 06:04 AM #14
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    this guy stevek might be ahead of his time

    way ahead

    could be 30 years b4 we understand what is really going on here
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    Stevey you would not last in NJ
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    Good pull Steve - bus girls are always the best.
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  17. 01-06-17 07:58 AM #17
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    Stevie you taking her to Franklin Mills Mall for lunch
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  18. 01-06-17 09:11 AM #18
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    Yeah Katie was cute.

    I liked it.

    Could work out for a bit.
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  19. 01-06-17 09:15 AM #19
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    Bol stevie!
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    Wait was his name?
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  21. 01-06-17 09:23 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I was actually taking care of business there but we actually did click.

    All tatted up.

    She opens by sitting next to me. (only seat left on the crowded bus)

    And so I open by talking about local fires. (suspicious and needing cash, tatted up babe immediately googles "crimestoppers" to get number to dial em up, thinking this nut case beside her is the 'heart broken guitar strumming arsonist" that she saw reports on during the local newscast the night before -- decides to keep him on the bus and "interested" to get that paper).

    She follows and likes. (more effort to get steve's digits and info to hand over to law enforcement and collect her reward)

    Completely nice and cool. (on the outside, on the inside she's dealing with the same adrenaline spike Stevie K gets when he's dealt AA in an SBR cash game heads up with me, and I'm raising his big blind)....

    That could be alright for a year or so. (she's similarly thinking about years, that being the number of them the guitart totin' arsonist is going to receive after she collects that Crimestopper's dough)

    Boys - take care of yourselves and they could come to you.
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  22. 01-06-17 09:31 AM #22
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    ^^^^
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  23. 01-06-17 02:34 PM #23
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    I actually didn't like her.

    She didn't like me.''We both know we could though.

    Is that funny?
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  24. 01-07-17 07:54 AM #24
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    Wait - she could be a winner.
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  25. 01-07-17 09:04 AM #25
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    you are talking to yourself here stevey
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  26. 01-07-17 09:12 AM #26
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    I guess that's always the same.

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  27. 01-07-17 09:14 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I was actually taking care of business there but we actually did click.

    All tatted up.

    She opens by sitting next to me.

    And so I open by talking about local fires.

    She follows and likes.

    Completely nice and cool.

    That could be alright for a year or so.

    Boys - take care of yourselves and they could come to you.
    I hope it works out for you. I met my wife on the street . I hit her accidentally with my car. After they revived her in the hospital and she saw me she said she thought i was cute. She also had permanent brain damage from running over her head. But i do not think that had anything to do with it. After taking her to Mcdonalds we got married an hour later the best man was Ronald Mcdonald . If the girl on the bus does not work out you can try Farmersonly.com / You don't have to be lonely at farmers only .com .
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  28. 01-07-17 09:16 AM #28
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    I actually am good there elsewhere - NOT IAG who just gave me yet more evidence. What a smelly dork.

    She made that easy.

    But it could be a temporary thing.

    Good story though, thank you.




    Nothing wrong with feeling alright for a bit.
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  29. 01-07-17 09:23 AM #29
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    stevie get some help man
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  30. 01-07-17 09:25 AM #30
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    From being good?

    Sweep.

    That was SO bad.


    You are certainly not good at poker or anything else.

    I'm starting to think you aren't good at anything at all.
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  31. 01-07-17 09:42 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    She opens by sitting next to me.
    Clearly an invitation to expose yourself to her. Be more forward next time. Pre-drink at home for extra courage.
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  32. 01-07-17 10:30 AM #32
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    Well, we did exchange tat stories.

    There's nothing wrong with her.

    That's a good look Rains.


    So you aren't cool.


    If you are cool with Plom though you don't know inner Philly.

    Those are the people who take care of things like Plom in their sleep.

    Thanks for the advice though -

    That meant so much.
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  33. 01-07-17 10:35 AM #33
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    How would you know inner Philly? You live in a roach motel outside of town.

    The only women you ever see are the maids who have to clean your room every day.
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  34. 01-07-17 10:49 AM #34
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    But why want me if you have a boyfriend - he is clearly cool and deserves you.


    IAG are you a liar?

    Why want my d.

    Here's my advice butt then again you'd have to pay for that.


    Why.

    What?

    What I said was


    NO CONCERT FOR YOU.

    YOU ARE NOT COOL ENOUGH.
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    I don't think anyone wants your D Steve, that is your problem.
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