1. 01-01-17 09:33 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
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    wow.... my wife just saw this and says she wants one for the Bash.....

    not the disgusting thing wearing it, but the thong itself.....

    said it would be the talk of the tub.... (hot tub, that is)
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  2. 01-01-17 10:04 PM #72
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  3. 01-01-17 10:06 PM #73
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    Well, this got disturbing. WTF
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  4. 01-01-17 10:16 PM #74
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    why does auto donk post dicks so much
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  5. 01-01-17 11:19 PM #75
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    What the.... is that you Stealthy?
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  6. 01-01-17 11:30 PM #76
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    Who saves this shit to their hard drive
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  7. 01-01-17 11:39 PM #77
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    deserving #1

    Sammy back in TOP 10
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  8. 01-01-17 11:52 PM #78
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    was a busy month for the warrior. Happy New Year JJ Gold
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  9. 01-01-17 11:58 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    why does auto donk post dicks so much
    Latent homosexuality is an erotic inclination toward members of the same sex that is not consciously experienced or expressed in overt action.
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  10. 01-02-17 12:00 AM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    What the.... is that you Stealthy?
    No, that's a newbie question. We all know who that is
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  11. 01-02-17 12:02 AM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    It's so tiny I bet the girls call it "cute".


    You're gonna hurts Steves feelings

    I think he took that as a positive
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  12. 01-02-17 12:08 AM #82
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  13. 01-02-17 02:18 AM #83
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    As long as I beat BIGDAY.
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  14. 01-02-17 02:52 AM #84
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    I really thought Donker or myself would win

    I started dating a girl and it cost me #1, I will now dump her so I can win January
    At the same time I did notice that Richkas has been rock solid
    Congratulations man
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  15. 01-02-17 05:52 AM #85
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    Stevey it was close

    Too many threads and vids hurt you
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  16. 01-02-17 09:51 AM #86
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    I slipped up.

    San Diego trip and face injury hurt me bad.
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  17. 01-02-17 09:52 AM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I slipped up.

    San Diego trip and face injury hurt me bad.
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  18. 01-02-17 09:54 AM #88
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    JJ.... where was I ? Did I make the top 200??
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  19. 01-02-17 10:15 AM #89
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    Domed approx 115
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  20. 01-02-17 10:18 AM #90
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    What could I work on JJ? How do I improve?
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  21. 01-02-17 10:22 AM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by astrodomer View Post

    What could I work on JJ? How do I improve?

    post winners
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  22. 01-02-17 10:45 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    33? THE FUKK??

    Lowest ranking I've ever gotten.

    Oh well. I'll just call up CR in the morning and have this changed.

    Nice try, numbnutz
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  23. 01-02-17 10:45 AM #93
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    winners

    be more active in players talk
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  24. 01-02-17 12:10 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Who saves this shit to their hard drive
    people at NSA appreciate it the laffs.... makes the boring day a little more fun
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  25. 01-02-17 12:37 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    why does auto donk post dicks so much
    wow.... I had no idea I was posting so much kahk n balls.....

    I'll try to level those numbers out, by posting non-sexual pictures, in an effort to get your minds out of the gutter.... things like architecture, weather, pets, nature, people working out, newscasters, clouds, musicial instruments, city chirstmas decorations, children's birthday cakes, people smoking weed, etc., coffee cups, etc., etc......

































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  26. 01-02-17 01:27 PM #96
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    Lot of diccks in this thread.

    Lot of phallic imagery, too.
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  27. 01-02-17 02:08 PM #97
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    fock you jj, i am back to lurking lol, 47 is a blatant disregard of my wit and intelligence
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  28. 01-02-17 02:12 PM #98
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    Triple crown work harder

    Mo your right


    Automan???


    Loves cocks



    I asked this guy a question 3 weeks ago about Teddy Long Fella a gay porn actor years ago.....

    "Automan what was last movie? JJ it was 1989 tire meat . Lots of guys fukkin in tires and hanging tires. "

    Strange he knew that
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    loves cocks
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  30. 01-02-17 02:15 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by triplecrown333 View Post
    fock you jj, i am back to lurking lol, 47 is a blatant disregard of my wit and intelligence
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  31. 01-02-17 02:16 PM #101
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    Lol
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  32. 01-02-17 02:19 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Triple crown work harder

    Mo your right


    Automan???


    Loves cocks



    I asked this guy a question 3 weeks ago about Teddy Long Fella a gay porn actor years ago.....

    "Automan what was last movie? JJ it was 1989 tire meat . Lots of guys fukkin in tires and hanging tires. "

    Strange he knew that
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  33. 01-02-17 02:40 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Triple crown work harder

    Mo your right


    Automan???


    Loves cocks



    I asked this guy a question 3 weeks ago about Teddy Long Fella a gay porn actor years ago.....

    "Automan what was last movie? JJ it was 1989 tire meat . Lots of guys fukkin in tires and hanging tires. "

    Strange he knew that
    Un-fuccking-real

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  34. 01-02-17 02:46 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    winners

    be more active in players talk
    So JJ, if I want to post my own picks, can I post them under the tout thread and list myself as the "tout"? Or post them in Players Talk? Or post them where?
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  35. 01-02-17 02:48 PM #105
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    take everything from the man who introduced "JELLYWATCHERS " to the forum, and actualy wrote the shit below, with a HUGE grain of salt.....

    JJ is as gay as the day is long....

    JJ's only explanaion for having written the following passages, posted by him on SBR a while back, when I straight-up asked him about it, was "fuk it Automan, I love balls on my chin, and balls shwappin' against my taint -- preferably at the same damn time!!! Feeling a guy unload in my flabby ass is what I live for, Automan!!!!"



    Originally Posted by jjgold
    The one I go to is a room of course steaming hot, there are benches on the outer edges (perimeter of the room) and the rest is standing room in the middle. One door entry only and once everyone inside they lock it for like 30 minutes so the steam gets real hot, with an unlocked door any one can enter and steam releases out the door. Ok I prefer a towel or sometimes just go in with a jock strap or bikinni underwear. Majority of guys use just towels and some guys cut a slit in back of robe as it is trendy. The room I go to is usually packed with all benches taken and very few standing spots as steam pours in. I like sitting but the problem with that is if a guy comes in steam room nude and he is next to you if you even poke your head up his rooster is in your fukkin ear or near your fukkin face. So I keep my head down if sitting. If I am standing and I am alert because always a few wise asses trying to squeeze your fukkin balls as a joke not a gay act or pinch your ass in a game called grab ass. At times if there is a guy unsure of himself and a few horny guys around him they seduce and swarm him and the guy usually blows them in a fukkin lineup and a few sandwich him just like the word says and one fuks him in the ass and other holds him. It is sick, the noise could be deafening because of pain, moans, pleasure . What you need to be careful of is everyone is lubed up because of the hot steam and easy to fuk someone in ass with him really knowing it initially. My buddy felt a pinch last week and just thought a guy was fukkin around pinching him but he had a rooster in his ass and had to pull out. It is just too crowded and things happen like this. The normal guys usually just sit their or stand there and let the steam relax the. Some guys wack off and just shoot on the floor, sometimes fights start because *** gets on another guy . A few guys are gay and just go to play hard with each other or try and seduce straight guys in a sick game called jellywatchers. I go to watch the action and relax my muscles. Deuce I would love to see you get what is called "spindled" where a guy fuks you in ass right over another guys knee. I could hear your make sounds like a fukkin baby as your ass is pounded. Deuce come down one day and I will bring you, it is hilarious. You would be one of the door pounders trying to get out because your getting fukked in the ass or going to get fukked. The pounding of the doors is funny too and the door guy does not let anyone out unless of course a health or fire issue.


    Originally Posted by jjgold
    The most stunning and frightening sound in a fukkin gym is the slapping sound. I have heard it numerous times even in other rooms of gym and when you hear this sound everyone looks at each other scared, alarmed and or disappointed. So what is the slapping noise??? Well I will well you and I am sure some know what I am talking about. It is when a guy pounds another guy in the fukkin ass and of course the slapping against other guys ass causes the sound, when too bodies collide like that of course that is what you hear. It is louder than you clapping your hands together and the screams and sounds are alarming and scary, who knows it could be you getting fukkin nailed. When you heart a guy screaming it is gut wrenching, sometimes he is in pain and sometimes screaming for pleasure. Guys seem to play hard at liberal type gyms. Anyway mind your own business if this crazy behavior goes on and your fine, if you watch and get caught it means something and you could get fukkin tagged.

    Originally Posted by jjgold
    Paver actually I have been in steam rooms with approx 15 guys in room at one time, actually not one seat open and some guys stand.

    Paver how would you handle this situation that often arises in crowded steam rooms.

    Say you sitting down Brock one one of the benches and if the room is crowded and you look up their are cocks starring you right in the fukkin eyes, some actually touch your fukkin cheeks and bump off your fukkin chin. I have many times been in tight steam rooms where this happens or even if I am guy standing there might be two guys standing next to me and cocks do at times touch you. I was not paying attention one time and was just bull shitting with one of the guys and did not know some guys rooster was litterally runbbing up against my ass. Now the guy was not gay it was just a tight steam room. If some guys are BI you might have a small issue but even if the other guy was Bi or Gay Paver and tried fukkin you in there what happens is his rooster will not insert into your slippery ass because of all the hot steam. It is nearly impossible to fuk another guy in a steam room.
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