1. #141
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    What does it mean when Zeta is the hottest person at the table?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    What does it mean when Zeta is the hottest person at the table?
    like an MSNBC episode of " To catch a predator"

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    watch, bobby will get married and automatically turn into a puussy magnet and be offered ass from all kinds of chicks... then maybe he will see what life is about...marrying your first piece of ass will bring nothing but regret... good luck nonetheless buddy
    i agree

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    everyone here a pussy expert and not one guy posts proofs he gets pussy except Zeta

    Bobby ignore these bafoons

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys are jealous of Bobby
    He is winning

    Many of is cannot get pussy
    Would rather find a way to legally marry Ms.Palmer than go through what the poor guy is probably going to endure soon enough..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    How many kids is Bobby about to adopt? Looks like 2-3 minimum.
    jaysus fukking christ, bobby... DO NOT ADOPT THOSE FUKKING KIDS!!! ... that is the lazy ass no working coons job to take care of them...they will be a hugh financial burden on your dumbass if you do that... that guy should be fukking shot for freeloading off you and that broad
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    Looks like a trailer for a Class C movie or a reality show
    with the Honey Boo Boo trash theme.

    The underbelly of America should remain hidden off camera....
    Repulsive on every level.

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    Back to gambling

    Poster Bobbfk gets married in december and penetrates his life up as he knew it
    -240

    Poster Bobbyfk comes to his senses and puts a stop to the December wedding
    +180

    Over\under

    Marraige lasts over 1.5 years
    Yes +170
    No -150
    *no action if marraige doesn't happen

    Wedding Props

    Wife to be gets cold feet and pulls out
    +180

    Wife to be goes on the biggest loser and wins, her and new hubby live happily ever after
    +1200

    Poster Bobbfk goes to play poker at a Vegas casino with a pocket full of cash in November..never seen again...wedding postponed.
    +100

    One of the persons in the video is a person of interest in his dissapearance.
    -5000

    One of the persons in the video gets charged in the missing persons case.
    -500






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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Bcats, how could you let this happen? Are you encouraging him? Where are Bobby's friends to tell him what a colossal mistake he's walking in to?

    Any chance we could adult protective services involved?
    ray ray, stacocakes, bcats, myself and spankie tried to convince him not to

    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Obviously the first girl that has shown Bibby any kind of love and he just can't think rationally......I remember being infatuated with my first girlfriend in like 4th or 5th grade, prob the same mindset unfortunately here only 20 years later

    Also Bib just not the type of guy that would ever back out of this type of thing head on....Can't see him standing up for himself and leaving the situation if he were to fukkin wise up, meaning he's built a huge hole for himself that will be extremely tough to dig out of

    All joking aside, does this ever end in anything other than a complete disaster?
    yeah MLD completely nailed it there.

    i had my first real girlfriend at 19 so i also struggle when courting above average ladies. thats why i have settled a lot in the past

    bobby had his first kiss at age 24 approx?? so i could imagine how happy he is now to be getting consistent pussy

    he must think sex is the greatest thing on earth now

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    damn al...that took some work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bcatswin View Post
    All truth be told Zeta is actually in the process of trying to get bobby to talk his girl in to letting him move in. Be strange though as Zeta made out with her.
    MIKEY??????????????

    last time i tell u tinychat prikks anything

    i was wasted that night at the bash. had 3 beers and some sort of fruity mixed drink and i was in the zone. didnt know what the hell i was doing.

    and yes i would like to move in. i am looking to work in a las vegas casino i just need a place to stay

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    lolz...i forgot zeta had the first crack at cansecos twin sister
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
    Back to gambling

    Poster Bobbfk gets married in december and penetrates his life up as he knew it
    -240

    Poster Bobbyfk comes to his senses and puts a stop to the December wedding
    +180

    Over\under

    Marraige lasts over 1.5 years
    Yes +170
    No -150
    *no action if marraige doesn't happen

    Wedding Props

    Wife to be gets cold feet and pulls out
    +180

    Wife to be goes on the biggest loser and wins, her and new hubby live happily ever after
    +1200

    Poster Bobbfk goes to play poker at a Vegas casino with a pocket full of cash in November..never seen again...wedding postponed.
    +100

    One of the persons in the video is a person of interest in his dissapearance.
    -5000

    One of the persons in the video gets charged in the missing persons case.
    -500






    _
    All in on:

    Marriage lasts over 1.5 years
    Yes +170


    hands down the best value play on the board...

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    Unreal, just keeps getting sadder. Poor Bobby, just a nice, hardworking, unassuming guy who has no clue.

    At least you tried to talk some sense into the kid, Zeta. Time for Bobby to deal with what's inevitable.

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    I could see Bobby pulling a nerdy OK looking chick with no baggage with some effort....Works hard and a genuine good guy and some girls will see that

    A shame he probably thinks this is the best he will ever do so might as well seal it up

    Wonder what his family thinks of this

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    ^^^ his own grandma ordered a hit on him... he has been in hiding for months... so much for her leaving him anything in the will

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    ^^^ his own grandma ordered a hit on him... he has been in hiding for months... so much for her leaving him anything in the will
    I heard TTWarrior is gonna leave him 9 acres of land in Kentucky....so, Boooby is pretty much all set at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Didn't you date an unemployed heavyset single mother?
    She is not light (G-cup breasts) but not even close to the size of Bobby's girl .She's also employed and we have an 8 month old son-greatest gift of my life.

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    Man the fukk up bobby!!!

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    Don't forget the hammies bibby

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    ^^^ his own grandma ordered a hit on him... he has been in hiding for months... so much for her leaving him anything in the will

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    none of my business, but well she took too long to decide. spend some cash on them for a few years if it makes you happy but don't let that woman trick you

    you can always give her 10 grand and haul ass if she sucks i guess

    it is weird but there are all sorts of relationships, bobby obv likes her and the kids a lot, gl

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    A couple of serious questions here...

    1) How many years does she have on Bobby? 15?
    she is 33 and I am 25
    2) Why is that no good Nigerian still hanging around. Bobby kick his ass out already.
    he's gone
    3) Why did she take 5 minutes to give him an answer?
    I don't know guy
    4) Bobby why did you propose in front of a crowd?
    they were all down in her mom's spare bedroom looking at the new gun safe her brother bought and that's where I hid her last clue
    answers are above

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    5) Who is that annoying troll that keeps saying HOMEBOY?
    he's one of her dad's cousins over for Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Seriously what's with the weird group of people throughout the house?? Just a bizarre scene but congrats either way
    her family was in town for Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wonder how many posters will be there??

    Most of his buds can barely afford a pair of pants
    3 posters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Bobby could teach the majority his age and under here many more things than they can teach him.......beyond his years in smarts.
    thank you sir

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    Bobby what would you have done if she said no? Have a break up party?

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    Bobby best of luck

    I expect an invite via Fishhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    3 posters
    Me, Zeta, and ???

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    Zeta could not afford

    Fishhead
    LVHerbie
    TriggerTracer

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    wha is going on in this video? Is she a mom to all those other randoms??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    thank you sir
    Bobby, can you please make a product review video. It's been so long. Maybe sunflower seeds? Or gum? Or chewing tobacco? Something baseball related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Bobby, can you please make a product review video. It's been so long. Maybe sunflower seeds? Or gum? Or chewing tobacco? Something baseball related.
    the only product that Booby will ever be reviewing from now on is a fukking dog leash...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    the only product that Booby will ever be reviewing from now on is a fukking dog leash...
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