1. 07-21-14 03:21 PM #1
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    Ask me anything thread

    Hey guys, I'm bored right now, watching a lame movie on tv. It's hot as hell here in Germany right now, humid as fukk.

    Ask me anything you want in this thread, I'll try and answer honestly (I won't answer a few selected questions for reasons of privacy etc.)

    Go!
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  2. 07-21-14 03:23 PM #2
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    What's your measurements
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  3. 07-21-14 03:23 PM #3
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    are you single?
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  4. 07-21-14 03:24 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    What's your measurements
    183cm, 75 kg
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    are you single?
    No.
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  5. 07-21-14 03:25 PM #5
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    Do you have gay fantasy
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  6. 07-21-14 03:25 PM #6
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    Are all the SBR dinosaurs that have been re appearing over the last few weeks going to go back under their collective rocks when football starts?

    I don't think one of them actually bets
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  7. 07-21-14 03:26 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Do you have gay fantasy
    Never. Never had, never will. I have nothing against gays, I know some myself, but to me gay sex is disgusting as fukk. But if anyone else wants to have gay sex - no problem for me, it's their life.
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  8. 07-21-14 03:28 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    Are all the SBR dinosaurs that have been re appearing over the last few weeks going to go back under their collective rocks when football starts?

    I don't think one of them actually bets
    Yeah, I'm rather surprised myself.
    I think most of them will be gone again in a few weeks. Or find something to bitch about here at SBR and decide that (once again) it's all better across the street.
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  9. 07-21-14 03:31 PM #9
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    natural grass or artificial turf?
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  10. 07-21-14 03:32 PM #10
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    Describe in detail the last time you had sex with a woman??

    I love the stories because it gets me hard and also the closest thing I have the sex
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  11. 07-21-14 03:35 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    natural grass or artificial turf?
    Natural grass, and it's not even close when it comes to football (soccer). I like the way you can play with the ball on artificial turf a lot more, but when it comes to injuries etc, I'd choose grass every time. In fact there are some really great artificial turfs, but they are incredibly expensive. A 4th league club near my hometown (owned by a millionaire) has a really great artificial turf, but that did cost close to 300k Euro.
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  12. 07-21-14 03:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Describe in detail the last time you had sex with a woman??

    I love the stories because it gets me hard and also the closest thing I have the sex
    jj pal, I have sex with the same girl for ~10 years now.
    Details? I do have respect for my girl.
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  13. 07-21-14 03:39 PM #13
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    ever been fisted?
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  14. 07-21-14 03:41 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    ever been fisted?

    HELL NO!
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  15. 07-21-14 03:43 PM #15
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    Zizo, I want you to picture the most important person in your life. Someone you see all the time, someone you love with all your heart.

    Now, imagine them getting the horrific news that they've come down with an incurable disease. Their life will be over in a matter of weeks, unless.....you choose to save them, Zizo.

    The only way to save them is to blow JJgold.

    What do you do?
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  16. 07-21-14 03:45 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Zizo, I want you to picture the most important person in your life. Someone you see all the time, someone you love with all your heart.

    Now, imagine them getting the horrific news that they've come down with an incurable disease. Their life will be over in a matter of weeks, unless.....you choose to save them, Zizo.

    The only way to save them is to blow JJgold.

    What do you do?
    I'd blow him. Easily. Twice if must be.
    Giant, I heard jj's rooster isn't exactly "gigantic". So I think it would be like cleaning my teeth with a toothpick. Yeah, it's still gay, but an easy choice when it comes to saving th life of the most important person in my life.
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  17. 07-21-14 03:48 PM #17
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    would you let someone fukk u in ur ass for 100K?
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  18. 07-21-14 03:53 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    would you let someone fukk u in ur ass for 100K?
    No. Not life-changing money. Not even close. I think everyone has a price though (most of the time). But 100k is nothing. And if we are talking dollars, it's even less. That's about 73k €. Forget it. What should I do with 73k €? Last house we sold was 220k €, and it wasn't even special. Our house in spain alone is worth about 350k €, and that isn't superspecial as well.
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  19. 07-21-14 03:57 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    No. Not life-changing money. Not even close. I think everyone has a price though (most of the time). But 100k is nothing. And if we are talking dollars, it's even less. That's about 73k €. Forget it. What should I do with 73k €? Last house we sold was 220k €, and it wasn't even special. Our house in spain alone is worth about 350k €, and that isn't superspecial as well.
    make it 600k and we have a deal
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  20. 07-21-14 03:59 PM #20
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    big ego to create such a thread
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  21. 07-21-14 04:01 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    make it 600k and we have a deal

    You want me bad bro huh?


    Nah seriously: that's on of those questions where an exact answer is hard to find. Right now I would even say 100 million? Hell no. But imagine someone laying only a tenth of it in straight cash on your table. Tax free and cash. Just imagine. I don't know how anyone would decide when it would be a real situation and not just hypothetical.
    What was that film again with Richard Gere? Where a guy sells his wife to him for just one night?

    EDIT: Found it, wasn't Richard Gere, it was Robert Redford - Indecent proposal.
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  22. 07-21-14 04:02 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    big ego to create such a thread
    Takes a real small penis to create a ghost I guess
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  23. 07-21-14 04:04 PM #23
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    Since this is a gambling thread, not a sex thread, or a gay man's forums.

    What is the size of your bankroll?
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  24. 07-21-14 04:07 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post

    HELL NO!
    "Me thinks thou doth protest too much"
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  25. 07-21-14 04:07 PM #25
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    ice cream or frozen yogurt?

    cake or pie?

    Beer or liquor?
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  26. 07-21-14 04:16 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    Since this is a gambling thread, not a sex thread, or a gay man's forums.

    What is the size of your bankroll?
    Let me copy it from last years soccer thread: "I'm using 1 to 10 units. 1 unit is 0,5% of my roll, so 10 units are 5%. 4/10 means 4 units (2%) and so on. 1 unit means 100€ (~123$)
    I have always 20.000€ spread over various books in the world. (Most of it on pinnacle, normally 8-10k). Anything that goes above these 20k is cashed out regularly. Anything that is significantly under 20k is filled up again. That is my comfortzone. I rarely bet 10 units (1k) on game, last year it happened ONE time. Since I started doing this, I have only three times staked more than 10 units on a game. I have never lost a max bet in my lifetime, and i hope to not do it this year (however it might be very possible that I won't even have a single max play this year)"

    But let me go into detail here: Bankroll means only so much. It is not about the money you currently have online. It's about the difference between: I can cash in whenever I want/have to and OMG I lost my online roll and don't have a single dollar to cash in again. I gotta go visit grandma.

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    "Me thinks thou doth protest too much"

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    ice cream or frozen yogurt?

    cake or pie?

    Beer or liquor?
    Shit, that's a tough one....
    I like frozen yoghurt from time to time, but honestly I only eat it in Spain really.
    So I gotta go with ice cream here. A lot more options to choose from.

    Cake, I'm not really a pie fan.

    Beer or liquor? Hmmm. Damn.... Tough one. I guess I gotta go with liquor, because I love sherry, whisky, etc etc. So many great different styles and tastes. And new shit to find all the time. I do drink beer, but a lot more wine.
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    would you rather bang a virgin which she starts to bleed during sex all over you or bang a prostitute raw
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  28. 07-21-14 04:29 PM #28
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    How many times do you blink in one minute?
    I need to know, Zizou
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    would you rather bang a virgin which she starts to bleed during sex all over you or bang a prostitute raw
    Did I stab her or why does she bleed THAT much
    (obviously Virgin, Prostitutes - nah thx)
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    How many times do you blink in one minute?
    I need to know, Zizou
    Wait, I'll count

    EDIT: The correct answer is: 14.

    But goaler: Remember, it's hot right now. Maybe my eyes are drying out faster now? Is this number really worth something? Or do we have to backtest it on a different day?
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    would you ever sleep with a woman with the body type of dwayne johnson?
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  32. 07-21-14 04:37 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    would you ever sleep with a woman with the body type of dwayne johnson?
    Unless I'm not stranded on a lonely island forever with her - no.
    I don't like most of the female tennis players for the same reason.
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  33. 07-21-14 04:41 PM #33
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    Were you a fan of Adolf Hilter
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  34. 07-21-14 04:42 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Wait, I'll count

    EDIT: The correct answer is: 14.

    But goaler: Remember, it's hot right now. Maybe my eyes are drying out faster now? Is this number really worth something? Or do we have to backtest it on a different day?
    i cant stop blinking. we need to rethink this, for now i cant stop blinking. i just did a hatrick of blinks in 2 seconds, i think i might have go hospital.
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  35. 07-21-14 04:47 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Were you a fan of Adolf Hilter
    Am I 80 years old?
    Guy was a delusional drug-addict.

    However, from what I read on SBR every other week, I guess a lot of guys would have loved him..... And some of the things they say around here would mean jailtime and/or serious monetary penalty in Germany.

    I could tell loads of stories I know from my family from back then though.
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