1. 05-21-14 02:14 AM #1
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    Big Announcement Inside

    I will be moving to Germany July 1st because my company has decided to branch out in the European market. I am both excited and sad that I will now be German and no longer a North American Poster. This is by far the biggest step I have taken in my business. If anybody wants to meet up in Germany let me know. I will be living in Frankfurt.
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  2. 05-21-14 02:30 AM #2
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    Hopefully there isn't internet in Germany.
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  3. 05-21-14 02:33 AM #3
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    How close to Slovakia is Germany? Hear they have some hotties in Slovakia. U may end up in a run down silo where the real fun happens too. Check it out
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  4. 05-21-14 02:35 AM #4
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    Can you just stop posting?
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  5. 05-21-14 03:09 AM #5
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    wunderbar
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  6. 05-21-14 03:54 AM #6
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    Frankfurt is like the least German city in Germany

    A few German words for you:

    Danke=thank you
    herren toillette=men's toilet
    wildschwein mit keine eier=castrated boar

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  7. 05-21-14 04:12 AM #7
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  8. 05-21-14 04:38 AM #8
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    have fun on the autobahn .....

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  9. 05-21-14 04:38 AM #9
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    I couldn't believe when you told me about this over the weekend. Huge news.

    Good luck.
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  10. 05-21-14 06:24 AM #10
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    Wow. GL pal.

    Never er been to Germany. It's on the list though
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  11. 05-21-14 06:36 AM #11
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    Germany 10 times better than Canada and 10 times better than America

    Seaweed I wish I was going with you

    Best of luck
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  12. 05-21-14 06:50 AM #12
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    good luck Seaweed!...

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  13. 05-21-14 06:54 AM #13
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  14. 05-21-14 07:02 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Germany 10 times better than Canada and 10 times better than America

    Seaweed I wish I was going with you

    Best of luck

    Taxes in Germany is a monster..good luck!
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  15. 05-21-14 07:59 AM #15
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    Germany very nice people hard-working clean

    Good food
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  16. 05-21-14 08:45 AM #16
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    Interesting time to move, settle in July, August no one is in the offices in Europe so you're not winning any business that month....GL in September! Interesting time to post at 3am eastern too...adjusted to Frankfurt time already for business?
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  17. 05-21-14 08:52 AM #17
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    Spent a summer near Frankfurt many years ago...good location for getting to anywhere else in Europe.

    Fond memories of an area nearby called "40 Mark Strasse".....not sure if it still exists but curious if it does how high the price has climbed.
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  18. 05-21-14 09:00 AM #18
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    Very little is open on Sundays from what I remember so plan accordingly. Oh and they take their recycling and rubbish removal VERY seriously (I got a fine for messing it up two weeks in a row). Oh and there are a lot of kebab shops so you'll never go hungry. That's all I've got.
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  19. 05-21-14 09:03 AM #19
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    The only reason he is doing this is because it will make it easier for him to qualify for the World Poker Cup.
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  20. 05-21-14 09:20 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Frankfurt is like the least German city in Germany

    A few German words for you:

    Danke=thank you
    herren toillette=men's toilet
    wildschwein mit keine eier=castrated boar

    Wildschwein mit keine Eier isn't even close to being German
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  21. 05-21-14 01:30 PM #21
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    Thanks for the support
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  22. 05-21-14 01:39 PM #22
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    I'm sorry, but you have a job?
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  23. 05-21-14 01:40 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Wildschwein mit keine Eier isn't even close to being German
    Oh verzeihen Sie mir, keiner not keine

    You're really going to go all "their, there, they're" on my German?

    OK how do you say "Boar with no balls" in ur Turkish German?
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  24. 05-21-14 02:08 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Oh verzeihen Sie mir, keiner not keine

    You're really going to go all "their, there, they're" on my German?

    OK how do you say "Boar with no balls" in ur Turkish German?
    First of all, I told you before: I am not the slightest bit Turkish. In fact I am one of the purest Germans you may find. (Not that it matters the slightest bit, but just to make it clear once again).

    And no, I am not going all "their, there etc" on your German.
    Point is: you never use "mit keine". You use "ohne". Plus + Minus = Minus. mit(with) + keine(no) = ohne(without).
    Boar = with balls
    Barrow = without balls

    In German:
    Boar = Eber
    Barrow = Borg (if balls were cut off before 6 weeks old), or Altschneider (Balls cut off ~1 week before killing)
    castrated boar = kastrierter Eber

    If you want to say: "Boar with no balls", it is "Eber ohne Eier".



    EDIT: A female pig = "Sau" in German.
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  25. 05-21-14 02:08 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    Can you just stop posting?
    We can only hope....nobody gives a fukk about this clown...
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  26. 05-21-14 02:14 PM #26
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    Another bullshit story.

    Sad really.
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    So the guy goes from working at a local pizza joint to a corporate job in Germany? You can't fukking make this shit up...
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  28. 05-21-14 02:19 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    We can only hope....nobody gives a fukk about this clown...
    When you are part of The Fortune 500 club, you dont really care what some Boyaa thinks.
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  29. 05-21-14 02:21 PM #29
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    How are you going to get to Germany? Should ask bottomdad to help
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  30. 05-21-14 02:25 PM #30
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    I will post from frankfurt as proof for those that doubt
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  31. 05-21-14 02:27 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I will post from frankfurt as proof for those that doubt
    Please don't.
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  32. 05-21-14 02:29 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I will post from frankfurt as proof for those that doubt
    When will you arrive?

    EDIT: Nevermind, July 1st.
    How long?
    Do you have an appartment already?
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  33. 05-21-14 02:35 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    When will you arrive?

    EDIT: Nevermind, July 1st.
    How long?
    Do you have an appartment already?
    Are you going to hunt me down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Are you going to hunt me down?
    Why would I?
    Thing is simple: If you are really going to live in Germany and your story isn't a 100% bullshit again, I'd have no problem to meet you for a beer or two here and show you the town. No idea when I will be in Frankfurt the next time, but it isn't really that far away from my city, it's a little over 200 km I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Why would I?
    Thing is simple: If you are really going to live in Germany and your story isn't a 100% bullshit again, I'd have no problem to meet you for a beer or two here and show you the town. No idea when I will be in Frankfurt the next time, but it isn't really that far away from my city, it's a little over 200 km I guess.
    Sounds like a good idea. I will keep you posted. Maybe after a week of settling in
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