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    Lindsey Vonn or Amy Mickelson

    Who's walking more bow-legged on Monday?
    Who would you rather have intercourse with?


    Tiger's Wood




    or Phil's wedge



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    Amy is older and been through cancer. That said, she's devoted I would choose Amy.

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    Vonn's crazy. And not just "oh, she's so crazy"- but she's actually spent time under a psych "evaluation".

    So, that's gotta carry some weight in the decision.

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    Tiger will be inflicting some pain on this tonight.







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    haha guys just live your own lives...

    pussy is pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    haha guys just live your own lives...

    pussy is pussy
    Are you saying this is just as good.


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    Vonn is not that hot. If she was just a random secretary somewhere, she'd only get hit on at the office because she's slutty.

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    ^
    Agreed, and she's a skank to boot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Vonn is not that hot. If she was just a random secretary somewhere, she'd only get hit on at the office because she's slutty.

    OK, but Tiger is penetrating the fluff out of her tonight & some ladies like that kind of treatment . Amy might be on a wet noodle, just my opinion,



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    hankcream you made some pretty homosexual comments on here? Do you wish Tiger was with you giving you some "pain"?

    Besides, we all know Tiger is one of those athletes who has everything but always is with sub-par women (when the whole world is basically open to him). I bet you there is a woman in your neighborhood that looks better than vohn or Ellen. Phil on the other hand knows what is up. If I was a pro athlete I would be doing the hot woman thing on a Derek Jeter type level. Not taking home some of these dogs Tiger has. Minka Kelly looks so much hotter than that butter face on the 5th picture in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    hankcream you made some pretty homosexual comments on here? Do you wish Tiger was with you giving you some "pain"?

    Besides, we all know Tiger is one of those athletes who has everything but always is with sub-par women (when the whole world is basically open to him). I bet you there is a woman in your neighborhood that looks better than vohn or Ellen. Phil on the other hand knows what is up. If I was a pro athlete I would be doing the hot woman thing on a Derek Jeter type level. Not taking home some of these dogs Tiger has. Minka Kelly looks so much hotter than that butter face on the 5th picture in this thread.
    Listen pal, I will guarantee I've had sex with more more bubblebutt women than you have jacked off to. So shut your cornhole- If you can't admire a player like TW than you are gay.

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    i bet vonn is fukkin wild in the sack....crazy in the head and crazy in bed

    id love to go for a ride on her slopes

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    I don't know about you guys... but when I lose.... I could careless about sex. So Phil would be a pounding. About it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I don't know about you guys... but when I lose.... I could careless about sex. So Phil would be a pounding. About it.
    What beer league softball??

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    Von can sux a mean rooster

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    What beer league softball??
    Come on Canuck I meant like losing a bet... can't get it up afterwards. I don't care if she wants to bob on it for 30... I don't want her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Come on Canuck I meant like losing a bet... can't get it up afterwards. I don't care if she wants to bob on it for 30... I don't want her.
    lmao and cannuck whats wrong with beer league softball?

    ever seen that movie beer league?

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    I am actually in a league nothing against it. Looking like a prime Ken Griffey Jr out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hankcream View Post
    Listen pal, I will guarantee I've had sex with more more bubblebutt women than you have jacked off to. So shut your cornhole- If you can't admire a player like TW than you are gay.
    Take it easy, bruh. You don't know what I pull in and I don't know the girls or guys (?) that you sleep with. I was saying that how you were describing Tiger banging some bitch, sounded really gay. What you need to do is concentrate on getting that money up, like we do over at my thread.

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