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    I Just Got Offered $1,000 Cash Straight Up If I Do This. Would You???

    I was talking to this hot shot business guy about football and gambling and i told him i am trying to save up a bankroll desperatley for NFL. We're at Wendy's tonight and he says that he will pay me $1,000 if I go in the washroom and lick the back of urinal for 5 seconds. I thought he was talking crap but he is serious. At first I thought gross but then i thought about it and thought health wise what is the worst that can happen? Can i get sick? He said that I can do it when it's just us 2 in the washroom so atleast i wont be embarassed. I told him i will think about it but since he goes there every day for coffee the offer still stands if i come back tomorrow night. $1,000 is a lot of money for 5 seconds. Not many ways to make it that fast. Would you?

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    I'd do it for $100. Well, I'd make it look like I did.

    Saloon.

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    Ask him if you could lick his azz for 5 seconds instead. Less chance of getting sick and prolly enjoy it better.

    BOL on the g

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Ask him if you could lick his azz for 5 seconds instead. Less chance of getting sick and prolly enjoy it better.

    BOL on the g

    saloon this shit

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    WTF?

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    Not a bad deal, Weeder if you are hard up.

    Do it and report back.

    Don't puss out.

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    Pee isn't sterile like a lot of people think it is, but you're more likely to get sick from the cleaning stuff they use to clean the urinal.

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    If you do it, video tape it and come back to post it or just stop talking.

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    this guy needs to be banned

    soon hell be sucking cack at glory holes for $500 to supply his losing air bets

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    Im thinking of not doing it to keep my respect here

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    This is not real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Im thinking of not doing it to keep my respect here
    No worries

    You don't have any

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    Another waste of time thread

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    I'm pretty desperate I decided to do it fuk it. Texted him just now

    Do not judge me

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    Him, like most of us, would hold your head in there and flush it just because you're a dumb ass, walk out w/o paying.
    Think about that before doing it. Thank me later.

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    Need to post pics for proof

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    How does a conversation like this happen with a stranger at Wendy's.

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    Better get the money up front or have a 3rd party hold it or you could be left standing with a wet yellow tongue

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    How does a conversation like this happen with a stranger at Wendy's.
    I know right normally this only happens at Mcdonalds. At least Wendys should be better shape toiletwise then Mcds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    How does a conversation like this happen with a stranger at Wendy's.
    exactly..... pretty sure it resulted after seeweed offered to blow him in the men's room for $100 bucks, and the guy wasn't interested, and proposed the urinal licking just to mess with the hard up gecko seeweed.....

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    I'm going in a couple hours

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    Still waiting for him here at Wendys. I almost got caught when I got here for attaching an Out of Order Sign on both Urinals. They friggin removed it. Im nervous

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    must be jjs 3rd ghost acct

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    Bastard stiffed me

    Never showed up

    What a waste of 5 hours

    Kept putting it off

    Fuming now on bus going home

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    I just saw on another forum some Canadian laughing about standing up a guy he talked in to meeting at a Wendy's to lick a urinal for $10. Couldn't have been the same guy though, you said it was for $1000

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    Back of the urinal?'sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Him, like most of us, would hold your head in there and flush it just because you're a dumb ass, walk out w/o paying.
    Think about that before doing it. Thank me later.
    How can you talk? You sniffed your mom's dildo or something didn't you? Then bragged here...

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    I know Seaweed is kind of an "act," but are we sure this isn't just Pavy's alt-account? Making up weird stories to impress your internet buddies. That's like Pavy's go-to move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    I just saw on another forum some Canadian laughing about standing up a guy he talked in to meeting at a Wendy's to lick a urinal for $10. Couldn't have been the same guy though, you said it was for $1000
    Maybe he was talking betpoints

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    Come on, SBR! Football season in here and we have to read this type of crap? Man, there are some losers out there in Forum land but this POS OP just became the leader in the clubhouse.

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