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    Best wifes. American, latins, asians, europeans?

    I know a few people married with women who are always too tired to have sexs, the guy has to pays most of the bills if not all, the wife is always fustrated with something and in bad mood, and then jelousy too and too mucho control. On top of that they spend to much and are overweight. Those are latins mostly. Of course not all latins are like that but there are a few.

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    I know baskets is going to say that is my wife. **** baskets.

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    best wives are the ones who let you sleep with their friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    best wives are the ones who let you sleep with their friends.
    guy friends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    best wives are the ones who let you sleep with their friends.
    Australia has more threesomes per person than any other country

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    Asians

    Rest shore shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Asians

    Rest shore shit
    Really?. I heard they are obedient and hard working wifes. But what about sex. Australians go kangaroo style, kind of wild.

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    The best kind of wife that you can get is someone who grew up poor, worked hard, became educated, and made something of themselves. These women understand and not afraid to get duuurrttyy. The worse kind of wife you can have is one that grew up well-off and is not used to having to do anything...daddy's girls are unsustainable. They might be fun for some fun's sake, but never marry them.
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    Asians. My father has never washed a dish in his life. He doesn't even know how to work the vacuum or washing machine. All he does is go to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    The best kind of wife that you can get is someone who grew up poor, worked hard, became educated, and made something of themselves. These women understand and not afraid to get duuurrttyy. The worse kind of wife you can have is one that grew up well-off and is not used to having to do anything...daddy's girls are unsustainable. They might be fun for some fun's sake, but never marry them.
    Great point. A red flag here.

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    Latinas 100%

    not even a competition

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    Quote Originally Posted by secretstash View Post
    Latinas 100%

    not even a competition

    -stash
    latinas, it is a very wide range there. A wife from argentina might be totally different compare to a brazilian or a cuban. Do you mean all latinas?

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    Latinas if you're faithful

    Get caught cheating and you're buried

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    True, latinas are possesive, no threesomes allowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    The best kind of wife that you can get is someone who grew up poor, worked hard, became educated, and made something of themselves. These women understand and not afraid to get duuurrttyy. The worse kind of wife you can have is one that grew up well-off and is not used to having to do anything...daddy's girls are unsustainable. They might be fun for some fun's sake, but never marry them.
    ugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true

    my advice would even be dont even date them for more than a weekend, although that can be tough because they do tend to be super hot in a stuck up b*tch kind of way

    was dealing with one of those this past year, was pretty fukin stressful and unpleasant most of the time
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Latinas if you're faithful

    Get caught cheating and you're buried

    Spot on.

    Wife told me if she found I cheated on her she would poison me slowly in my food. Even explained how and why I wouldn't notice.

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    well educated black (AA) girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Spot on.

    Wife told me if she found I cheated on her she would poison me slowly in my food. Even explained how and why I wouldn't notice.
    I heard they use desiccated frog powder which is untraceble and a very strong poison. The strong poison thing could be a myth.
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    I have been salooned here. This is serious fact for a gambler. Having the right wife make it possible to gamble. My ex with a half a million house and a 50k car was killing me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Latinas if you're faithful

    Get caught cheating and you're buried
    Even if you are not, just make sure you don't get caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    True, latinas are possesive, no threesomes allowed.
    You can have threesomes with Latinas, as long as neither of them is your wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheme82 View Post
    You can have threesomes with Latinas, as long as neither of them is your wife.

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    Spanish bitches will never leave you. So if you are seeking a WIFE... then go for that.... Black bitches will cheat the moment she takes off her wedding band. and white bitches can **** any black guy on earthe so do you really want a white bitch who loves 30 inch cauk? Proceed with caution....

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    shari?

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    Filipino women. Just ask anybody fortunate enough to visit the islands. We arrived on a beach by boat taxi, only to see Americans and European men in their 50s frolicking around with 17-18 girls. They are personal servants by nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    Filipino women. Just ask anybody fortunate enough to visit the islands. We arrived on a beach by boat taxi, only to see Americans and European men in their 50s frolicking around with 17-18 girls. They are personal servants by nature.
    I'm glad you're happy with the product you paid for.

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    Latinas. They are batshit crazy but very warm and caring people. Agree 100% about the cheating thing, mine has informed me on multiple ocassions that she would be happy to relieve me of my curious penis problems if one should ever arise.

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    you can own a herum on small salary..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    Filipino women. Just ask anybody fortunate enough to visit the islands. We arrived on a beach by boat taxi, only to see Americans and European men in their 50s frolicking around with 17-18 girls. They are personal servants by nature.
    been there 4 times....excellent.

    mindanao and the visayas...never to manila.

    funny to see 60-70 year old foreigners with young things.
    old grampa must love pounding that steamin pud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Spot on.

    Wife told me if she found I cheated on her she would poison me slowly in my food. Even explained how and why I wouldn't notice.
    if that doesn't make your rooster go limp i don't know what will...

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