1. #141
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    You guys have no clue..of course a few guys use corks as pleasure but.......................

    Corking is actually the opposite of what you think
    Many straight guys cork themselves in order to show potential Bi or gay guys that they are off limits
    Its a protection mechanism and used mainly at clubs, bath houses and steam rooms

    If a guy (straight) goes into a steam room and 3 gay guys in there there is a good chance a guy is going to fuk you or at least try as everyone nude so you either show him your corked or he finds out when he tries atomic insertion and then he realizes your straight

    You guys have zero clue about sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You guys have no clue..of course a few guys use corks as pleasure but.......................

    Corking is actually the opposite of what you think
    Many straight guys cork themselves in order to show potential Bi or gay guys that they are off limits
    Its a protection mechanism and used mainly at clubs, bath houses and steam rooms

    If a guy (straight) goes into a steam room and 3 gay guys in there there is a good chance a guy is going to fuk you or at least try as everyone nude so you either show him your corked or he finds out when he tries atomic insertion and then he realizes your straight

    You guys have zero clue about rape
    fixed it.

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    I use recycled corks at the Power Exchange all the time. At times the ones that have been fermented in soy sometimes fall apart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I use recycled corks at the Power Exchange all the time. At times the ones that have been fermented in soy sometimes fall apart.
    how many bitcoins for the soy corks.

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    I knew this story wouldn't end well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    how many bitcoins for the soy corks.
    Manny, just bought some girl scout cookies, cherry pie, sf og diesel and lemon drop haze. All SF strains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Manny, just bought some girl scout cookies, cherry pie, sf og diesel and lemon drop haze. All SF strains.
    anxiously awaiting your reviews...wishing you a speedy recovery from your health issues boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    anxiously awaiting your reviews...wishing you a speedy recovery from your health issues boss.
    Ese Manny, this strain of cherry pie is a little better than the last. Vato Manny, the girl scout cookies are getting a bad rep now in the city because of the name. Ese Manny, will keep you updated! Orale Ese Manny!

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    Carpe, I hope my advice didn't influence your decision in any way, shape or form. I don't really believe that gay stranger dicks would get the chicks hot 'n' bothered.

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    Once I read the pregame meeting was off I smelled trouble. Common sense says you don"t enter a gay strip club in the hopes of meeting or banging a 9/10 {female of course**. I hope no one slipped something in a drink. That could be the reason for the hazy memories.

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    Wow. I just read this, this is the worst valentines day thread ever. Alot of guys have fantasies about watching two women together, maybe this was her version. Feminism sucks. I am sorry Loshak, just shake it off, maybe get a hot bath ,drink lots of juice? I dont know what to say.

    Next year just go out for some ice cream with a girl or find some girl that wants to snuggle up and watch a movie and cook at home. This is a valentines day massacre, really puts the whole holiday in perspective. Thanks for sharing. LOL.

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    Should be "might have" not "might of." There's your lesson for the day.

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    Loshak will never learn his lesson. He will always be the sucker when it comes to the club scene!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    basically yes

    still not ready to discuss what happened, and basically just focusing on work and turning to a few very very supportive long-term friends

    also have been given the name of an English-speaking therapist who specializes in emergency therapy for very recent extreme traumatic experiences

    life has its ups and downs and sometimes you catch a good brake sometimes you catch a bad brake, i learned this talking to friends yesterday

    i caught a tough brake

    life is not fair

    but they tell me if i can survive this i can survive anything, and that i am strong and can bounce back

    did you get aids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by illfuuptn View Post
    Should be "might have" not "might of." There's your lesson for the day.
    iller if you hang around pt long enough you will learn that having fukked up grammar is an art form...we have some world class artists here.

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    Carpe willfully marched into the boy zone. It was over before it started.

    Happens all the time.

    Carpe enters the lion's den and initially puts up a fight (but not really) the boyz initially honor his resistance (but not really) ... so over a course of a few drinks and some powder for the nose he gets loosened up.

    That's when the manfingering starts.

    Carpe probably likes it at first. Don't forget, this is really the thrill he was seeking when he walked in, something new.

    But none of this is new to the boyz - and that's Carpe's big miscalculation.

    Soon the manfingering then takes an unpleasant turn. This is when the Sanchezing starts and Carpe doesn't like it, but now it's the boyz turn to have fun.

    And fun they had.

    9s and 10s. Yeah right. Carpe was punked.

    This is why you never walk into the boy zone.

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    shining moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    yes club puchos
    puchos sounds very close to 'dick' in greek, very befitting

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    This fukkin thread is sick.

    You fukkin perverts should be lined up against a wall and shot.

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    Release a release in the gay friends pillow case

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    Is this the same guy that posts the SBR betting vids on Youtube

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    I'm pretty sure loshak got pounded that night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Is this the same guy that posts the SBR betting vids on Youtube
    One take Tony yes same guy

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    best holiday themed thread ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You guys have no clue..of course a few guys use corks as pleasure but.......................

    Corking is actually the opposite of what you think
    Many straight guys cork themselves in order to show potential Bi or gay guys that they are off limits
    Its a protection mechanism and used mainly at clubs, bath houses and steam rooms

    If a guy (straight) goes into a steam room and 3 gay guys in there there is a good chance a guy is going to fuk you or at least try as everyone nude so you either show him your corked or he finds out when he tries atomic insertion and then he realizes your straight

    You guys have zero clue about sex
    Corking

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    Carper do you have a date tonight pal?

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    loshak missed the bash, eh?

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    bump for Flipper, lilpete and the rest of the SBR young guns

    cautionary tail

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    Better check for an Adam's apple

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    BigTymer check in

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    Gonna atomically insert tonight boys

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    happens to a lot of guys

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    mods move thread back to PT

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