1. 02-14-12 04:46 PM #71
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    unreal...so you have to go to the club with the gays and meet the hotties there? oh wow...that really changes a lot of things...i can see them not showing up and then what? BEST VALENTIMES EVER!
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  2. 02-14-12 04:52 PM #72
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    Carpe, you're back in Player's Talk.

    Must be nice to have pull around here
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  3. 02-14-12 04:54 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Carpe, you're back in Player's Talk.

    Must be nice to have pull around here
    yup

    life is not fair sickler

    sickler trust me though, i would trade all my insider pull at SBR to have decent game with the ladies

    well at least i got something
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  4. 02-14-12 04:55 PM #74
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    sound to me like you're a damn queer hanging out at the damn queer bar
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  5. 02-14-12 04:57 PM #75
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    everyone on sbr is hooking up with 9's and 10's and spend the rest of their days worrying about the HUGE withdrawls they make from the books
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  6. 02-14-12 04:58 PM #76
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    in about 8 hrs. some 9's and 10's are going to be getting the moustache rides of their lives.
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  7. 02-14-12 05:11 PM #77
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    Loshak has to be in the running for poster of the month if this thread delivers.
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  8. 02-14-12 05:12 PM #78
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    get doc to phone in and tell us how the action went on you getting laid by a 9
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  9. 02-14-12 05:15 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heart View Post
    sound to me like you're a damn queer hanging out at the damn queer bar
    u sound pretty gay to me bro to be honest pal
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  10. 02-14-12 05:16 PM #80
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    Lmao go for it
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  11. 02-14-12 05:17 PM #81
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    loshak see if the chicks like my coll goy lsu+2
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  12. 02-14-12 05:21 PM #82
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    Odds Carper has jelly on his fukkin pants tonight is high

    Carper they all have fukkin jelly man and your not tough so they will corner you and jelly you up

    I once got pinned up against a wall at a swing club and a guy tried putting green jelly in my ass but I fought him off and he got thrown out although had green jelly all over my white tight fukkin pants
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  13. 02-14-12 05:24 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    yup

    life is not fair sickler

    sickler trust me though, i would trade all my insider pull at SBR to have decent game with the ladies

    well at least i got something
    Not fair indeed

    I would trade all my points to not be salooned.....and use of my PM's.....and fuk, anything they want
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  14. 02-14-12 05:25 PM #84
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    carper lay off the fukkin Molly chief
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  15. 02-14-12 05:26 PM #85
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    Just go, and laugh a lot with the girls. After about 2 hours MAX, say that you are going to head to the other strip joint and see and asktell all the girls in different groups to come with you
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  16. 02-14-12 05:28 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    carper lay off the fukkin Molly chief
    yes of course bronxer i am not into that sh*t but understand that it is useful to have at times with chicks who are into it
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  17. 02-14-12 05:29 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    Just go, and laugh a lot with the girls. After about 2 hours MAX, say that you are going to head to the other strip joint and see and asktell all the girls in different groups to come with you
    yes yes

    i am going to print out all the good advice from this thread and carry it in my wallet
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  18. 02-14-12 05:34 PM #88
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    Hope it works out for you loshak
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  19. 02-14-12 06:13 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    You know, I was going to dig him for using brake vs break, but after I read his post, I realized he's potentially got bigger problems than grammar. The pick still made me laugh though.
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  20. 02-14-12 06:37 PM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgray View Post
    You know, I was going to dig him for using brake vs break, but after I read his post, I realized he's potentially got bigger problems than grammar. The pick still made me laugh though.
    care to elaberate pal??
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  21. 02-14-12 06:43 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    care to elaberate pal??



    Always funny when the pot calls the kettle.......
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  22. 02-14-12 07:07 PM #92
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    Carper, all you need is to bust out some A1 Yola not the stepped on garbage you Ricans get. Carper I know your gonna say your CR stuff is better than the states but it's all the connect. Carper, it's also time you get a drivers license.
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  23. 02-14-12 07:32 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Carper, all you need is to bust out some A1 Yola not the stepped on garbage you Ricans get. Carper I know your gonna say your CR stuff is better than the states but it's all the connect. Carper, it's also time you get a drivers license.
    ex...cuse me?? stepped on garbage?? and just how exactly, may I ask, do you have such intimate familiarety with my inventory? do you think my connect is whatever cab driver happens to be parked in front of the del at any given moment? if that was youre impression i can assure you that you were mistaken
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  24. 02-14-12 08:08 PM #94
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    find a wall and post your ass against it

    ive been in the situation before

    a lot of ass grabbing
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  25. 02-14-12 09:11 PM #95
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    This shits hilarious now especially cause they said for you to meet them there.

    Dude you are not even going to get close to any pussy tonight. You are in the 'friends zone' these chicks do not look at you as a **** opportunity, how do you not see this the signd are all over

    Back the fk out.
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  26. 02-14-12 09:16 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoo youk View Post
    This shits hilarious now especially cause they said for you to meet them there.

    Dude you are not even going to get close to any pussy tonight. You are in the 'friends zone' these chicks do not look at you as a **** opportunity, how do you not see this the signd are all over

    Back the fk out.
    Disagree. This has getting laid written all over it.

    Carpe, the tribe has spoken.

    Do it and report back with a success story
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  27. 02-14-12 09:24 PM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Disagree. This has getting laid written all over it.

    Carpe, the tribe has spoken.

    Do it and report back with a success story
    Not a chance. Women do not invite guys to gay clubs.... Not even pre game with them... Meet them fkn there lol friends zone written all over it
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  28. 02-14-12 09:27 PM #98
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    Carper, you would love the Power Exchange, you need to explore your BDSM side in the downstairs dungeon and in room #3. JJ received welts in the dungeon. You would also love the 3rd floor of the Power Exchange. Carper, you need to really get out and explore your inner BDSM that we all know you want to share with the rest of SBR. Baruch HaShem Carper!
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  29. 02-14-12 09:35 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoo youk View Post
    Not a chance. Women do not invite guys to gay clubs.... Not even pre game with them... Meet them fkn there lol friends zone written all over it
    This isn't an ordinary gay bar. Strip club, dicks all over the place. And Carpe doesn't know them, how could he be in the friends zone?
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  30. 02-14-12 09:52 PM #100
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    forgot to mention the part about keeping an eye on your beverage to make sure you don't get dosed 'cause then all bets are off...it would suck if the 9's and 10's had to see you take one in the 5.
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  31. 02-14-12 10:04 PM #101
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    Capre have you been getting gay dating adsense banners like sideloader experienced? I'm wondering if this might not be another subconscious level coming out thread......
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  32. 02-14-12 11:40 PM #102
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    Carpe is going to be spent. I know it. All three will want a piece of him.
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  33. 02-15-12 01:25 AM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgray View Post
    You know, I was going to dig him for using brake vs break, but after I read his post, I realized he's potentially got bigger problems than grammar. The pick still made me laugh though.
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  34. 02-15-12 06:58 AM #104
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    Did Carpe get laid?
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  35. 02-15-12 07:12 AM #105
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    how's your butt hole this morning, queer?
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