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BOYS I JUST GOT A VERY DISTURBING PHONE CALL FROM ONE OF MY LOCAL BOOKIES AND HE WASNT TO HAPPY.FIRST OFF I HAVE KNOWN (PHIL THE BARBER) FOR 20 YEARS WE USED TO DRINK TOGETHER AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.I KNEW PHIL THE BARBER WAS HAVING FAMILY TROUBLE HIS WIFE WAS DIVORCING HIM AND HE HAS A REALLY SICK KID.PHIL THE BARBER HAS BEEN A CUMPULISIVE GAMBLER ALL HIS LIFE SO HE AND I HIT IT OFF GREAT WE WOULD ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE GAMES AND HOW WE GOT SCREWED ON THIS GAME AND THAT GAME.WELL ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF AGO I FIXED PHIL UP WITH A LOCAL BOOKIE OF MINE I TOLD HIM FROM THE START PHIL THESE GUYS DONT PLAY GAMES THEY DONT LIKE TO CARRY OVER.THEY PAY ON MONDAY AND YOU CAN PAY ON WEDNESDAY BUT NO LATER.SO I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GOING O.K. I DIDNT HEAR FROM PHIL IN OVER A MONTH WELL FELLAS HERE COMES THE PROBLEM I GET THE CALL TONIGHT FROM THE WISE GUYS IT APPEARS PHIL THE BARBER HIT THEM FOR ABOUT 9 GRAND THE LAST MONTH OR SO NOW PHILL OWES 5400 DOLLARS HE CARRIED OVER 2 GRAND LAST WEEK AND HE LOST 3400 YESTERDAY THE BOYS SAID PHIL DIDNT CALL IN TODAY AND THEY WANT ME TO TRY AND GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM.BOYS 5400 MIGHT BE CHUMP CHANGE OFFSHORE BUT THE LOCAL BOYS TREAT THIS DIFFERENTLY I HAVE SEEN GUYS HOSPITALIZED FOR A MONTH FOR LESS THAN 5400.AM I RESPONSIBLE EVEN THOUGH THESE GUYS HAVE MET AND HAVE BEEN MEETING FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS NOW SURE I INTRIODUCED HIM BUT WHY AM I HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANOTHER GUYS ACCOUNT.THEY WERE REALLY PISSED AT ME I KNOW THERE TRYING TO SCARE ME INTO GETTING THE MONEY FROM PHIL THE BARBER BUT IF THE GUY WONT PAY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO.THE LAST THING THE GUYS SAID TO ME WAS HEY BEANTOWNJIM WHAT HAND DO YOU WRITE WITH AND HUNG UP.I GOT HIS DRIFT HE IS TELLING ME IN AN INDIRECT WAY THAT IF I DONT CHASE DOWN PHIL THE BARBER THEY WANT TO KNOW WICH ARM I WANT BROKEN.SEE BOYS THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS PAY MY TAB ON THE MAIN LAND YOU DONT WANT TO GET IN THE HOLE WITH THE LOCALS NOW WHAT THE F-CK I DONT FEEL LIKE LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER EVERYTIME I GO OUT NOW.THIS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO I GOT STUCK AND WENT ON PAYMENT PLAN BUT THAT WAS SO LONG AGO I AM 43 YEARS OLD AND I DONT FEEL LIKE PLAYING KIDS GAMES.(BOYS AM I RESPONSIBLE FOR PHIL THE BARBER EVEN THOUGH THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN MEETING EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE I DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING UBTIL ABOUT 30 MINUTES AGO.I TRIED TO CALL PHIL BUT THERE WASNT ANY ANSWER WOW WHAT A PICKLE.JESUS CHRIST THIS MONTH OF AUGUST HAS BEEN THE WORST OF MY LIFE I GET MY LAWNMOWER STOLEN,I HAVENT HAD A WINNER IN 15 DAYS,AND NOW I HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE STIFFING A SERIOUS BOOKIE SHOP.SOME GUYS WILL LET YOU CARRY OVER BUT I KNEW THESE GUYS WOULDNT.WHAT THE F-CK I AM STRESSED OUT
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BOYS MY WIFE IS REALLY UPSET WITH ME TODAY AND SHE ACTUALLY SWORE AT ME SHE CALLED ME A F-CK UP.I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE HEARD HER SWEAR IN 10 YEARS BUT MAYBE SHE HAS A POINT.BOYS I ALWAYS WATCH THIS OLD HOUSE AND ALL THESE OTHER PROGRAMS THE DO IT YOURSELF SHOWS AND THEY MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK SO EASY.SO I DECIDED YESTERDAY THAT I WAS GOING TO PUT DOWN A CERAMIC TILE FLOOR BY MYSELF PIECE OF CAKE RIGHT WRONG I F-CKED IT UP.THE GUY AT HOME DEPOT SAID LAYING A TILE FLOOR IS EASY HE COULD TRAIN 2 MONKEYS AT THE FRANKLIN PARK ZOO TO DO IT.SO I SAID FINE I WILL BUY A 300 DOLLAR WATER SAW MORTAR MIX GROUT AND DO THE JOB MYSELF BIG MISTAKE FELLAS.THE OLD FLOOR HAD THOSE CHEAP STICK ON TILES SO I SAID HEY F-CK IT I CAN FOLLOW THE OLD LINES IT LOOKS STRAIGHT TO ME WELL YOU GUESSED IT I DID 2-3 ROWS OF TOUGH WORK MIXING MORTAR AND LUGGING AROUND 13 X 13 TILES I SAID WHAT THE F-CK THESE LINES ARE NOT LINING UP IT WAS ABOUT A 1/4 OF AN INCH OFF.SO I FIGURED I COULD CHEAT A LITTLE WITH THE SPACING OH MAN NOW I AM F-CKED BY THE 4TH ROW I WAS 1/2 INCH OFF I WAS SCREWED I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY GET WORSE AS I GET TO THE 9TH ROW OF TILE SO I STOPPED.NOW MY WIFE IS BULLSH-T AT ME FOR F-CKING UP THE FLOOR IT WILL COST US AN ADDITIONAL 1000 DOLLARS TO HAVE SOMEBODY COME IN AND RIP UP MY MISTAKES AND START OVER.SO MUCH FOR THE MONKEY THEORY I AM THINKING OF GOING BACK TO HOME DEPOT AND PUNCHING OUT THE GUY THAT TOLD ME IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE TO PUT IN A TILED FLOOR.IF I EVER RUN INTO THAT ARSEHOLE DEAN JOHNSON ON THE HOME IMPROVEMENTS STATION WHO ALSO ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO DO TILE ON THERE OWN I WILL SMACK HIM RIGHT IN THE MOUTH I NEVER LIKED THIS YUPPIE f\*g ANYWAY BOYS HOW CAN I PROVE TO HONEY PIE THAT I AM NOT A F-CK UP AND BUILD HER CONFIDENCE IN ME AGAIN I NEED AN EASY DO IT YOURSELF JOB THAT SHE KNOWS I CAN HANDLE.

SHE ALSO MENTIONED THAT I COULDNT EVEN CUT THE LAWN WITHOUT F-CKING UP WHEN MY LAWNMOWER GOT STOLEN LAST YEAR SHE THINKS I AM A REAL LOSER RIGHT NOW AND I MUST REBUILD HER CONFIDENCE IN ME.ITS A TERRIBLE FEELING WHEN SOMEBODY THAT LOVES YOU HAS LOST FAITH WHEN SHE WALKED OUT THE DOOR THIS MORNING SHE SAID DONT TOUCH ANYTHING PLEASE YOU ARE AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I CAN DO TO RE-NEW HER FAITH IN ME EVEN BROWNIE MY DOG THINKS I AM A F-CK UP THE OTHER DAY I WAS WALKING HIM IN THE PARK AND HE WAS GOING HOME WITH ANOTHER PERSON EVEN THOUGH I WAS CALLING HIM.
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WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON HERE I JUST LOOKED OUT IN MY YARD AND I HAVE A POND I AM NOT SH-TTING YOU I AM FLOODED OUT.WE ARE HAVING FLASH FLOODS HERE IN BOSTON 3 INCHES OF RAIN THE LAST 2 DAYS.BOYS WHEN I TELL YOU THIS I KNOW YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT I HAVE A MAN MADE POND IN MY YARD AND THE F-CKING RUSSIAN NEXT DOOR DID IT TO ME.I HAVE BEEN THROUGH HEAVY RAINS IN THE PAST BUT I AM NOT KIDDING YOU I HAVE A LAKE RIGHT NOW I COULD ACTUALLY ROW A BOAT.I TOLD MY WIFE I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON SO I PUT ON MY 2 FOOT RUBBER BOOTS AND WENT OUTSIDE TO INVESTIGATE.CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS BULLSH-T YURI HAS A NEW PCV PIPE ABOUT 4 INCHES WIDE DRAINING ALL THE WATER FROM HIS YARD UNDER MY FENCE WHAT THE F-CK THE BALLS ON THIS GUY.I AM GOING TO THE DEPARTMENT OF INSPECTIONALSERVICES TOMORROW AND MAKE HIM DIG UP HIS YARD AND MOVE THIS PIPE I AM F-CKING FLOODED OUT.I F-CKING KNEW IT WAS TO QUIET AROUND HERE I AM LIVING NEXT DOOR TO A FRIGGING MENTAL CASE.THIS F-CKING RUSSIAN IS TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL HIM I DONT KNOW IF HE HAS A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY ON ME AND IS HOPING I AM SENT TO DEATH ROW.BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I CAN GO FISHING IN MY BACK YARD AND I AM WATCHING THE WATER DRAIN FROM YURIS YARD I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING EVEN MY WIFE IS BULLSH-T IF IT WASNT SO LATE I WOULD MARCH OVER HIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND KICK THIS F-CKING IDIOTS ARSE.
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BOYS I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS ABOUT MY FATHER IT MEANS A LOT.MY FATHER WAS LAID TO REST TUESDAY MORNING IT WAS A WONDERFULL DAY BRIGHT AND SUNNY MY FATHER WOULD HAVE LOVED IT.EACH DAY IS TOUGH BUT I AM TRYING TO GET ALONG THE BEST I CAN,THANKS AGAIN JACK FOR HAVING THE BEST FORUM ONLINE

BOYS YOU GUYS MIGHT FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE BUT ME AND YURI ACTUALLY SPOKE THE OTHER NIGHT WITHOUT ANY OBSENITIES SHOUTED AT EACH OTHER WE EVEN SHOOK HANDS.YURI AND HIS WIFE WERE VERY NICE WHEN THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT MY FATHER THEY STOPPED BY THE HOUSE TWICE.

I LOVE THESE RUSSIANS YURIS WIFE MAKES A RUM CAKE FOR ME TO BRING TO MY MOTHERS HOUSE I CANT MAKE THIS UP ITS TO FUNNY.FELLAS I HAVE NEVER EVEN TASTED RUM CAKE BEFORE AND HERE I AM BRINGING A CAKE TO MY MOTHER FROM A COUPLE OF STRANGERS.I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS REGULAR RUM IS 100 PROOF THIS CAKE WAS ABOUT 150 PROOF IT HAD SO MUCH RUM IN IT I DONT THINK THERE WAS ANY CAKE.LET ME TRY AND EXPLAIN IT IT WAS MOIST AND KIND OF WET I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY THE F-CKING CAKE MUST HAVE HAD 2 GALLONS OF RUM IN IT I SWEAR TO GOD MY BROTHER IN LAW PASSED OUT AT THE TABLE AFTER THE WAKE.I HAD 2 SLICES AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS DOING THE IRISH JIG WITHOUT MUSIC MAN THIS CAKE REALLY PACKED A PUNCH.BOYS I TOLD MY WIFE TO GET THE RECIEPT FOR THIS RUM CAKE MAN THESE RUSSIANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO COOK.THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS ACTING WEIRD AFTER EATING YURIS CAKE MY SISTER STARTED WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE NO BIG DEAL YOU SAY EXCEPT SHE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS.IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I ATE CAKE AND WAS HUNGOVER.IF ANY MADJACKERS WANT THE RECIEPT FOR YURIS CAKE I MIGHT POST IT IN THE FORUM.

BOYS I HAD A MAN TO MAN WITH YURI THE OTHER NIGHT ABOUT OUR FAMILIES AND CULTURES I THINK YURI AND I HAVE SOLVED OUR DIFFERENCES.I SAID TO YURI FEEL FREE TO CALL ME BORIS IF YOUR FRIENDS FROM RUSSIA ARE VISITING THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND YOU WANT TO TELL THEM YOU LIVE IN A RUSSIAN COMMUNITY AND I WILL CALL YOU STEVE IF MY AMERICAN PALS ARE VISITING I THINK THIS WILL MAKE FOR A PEACEFULL NEIGHBORHOOD.YURI AND I HAVE BURRIED THE HATCHET BUT ITS GOING TO BE A LONG SUMMER AND I JUST NOTICED HE BOUGHT A BIRD HOUSE THAT BRINGS SQUIRELS AND MICE FROM THE SEEDS I DIDNT BLOW A GASKET YET BUT THE BIRDHOUSE HAS TO GO I DONT WANT BIRDSHIT ALL OVER MY TRUCK.I KNEW WE COULDNT KEEP THE PEACE VERY LONG I FEEL LIKE SETTING HIM STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW
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WELL BOYS IT MIGHT BE CURTAINS FOR YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM MY NEXT STOP MIGHT BE LEAVENWORTH.BOYS YOUR OLD PAL GOT HIMSELF INTO A LITTLE JAM AND HE NEEDS SOME HELP NOT EVEN MY WIFE KNOWS ABOUT THIS PROBLEM.FELLAS AS YOU KNOW I AM AN ALL AMERICAN BOY AS A MATTER OF FACT MOST OF YOU GUYS WILL REMEMBER MY FAVORITE SONG (I AM A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY) NOIW THAT BEING SAID YOUR GOOD PAL BEANTOWNJIM DID A VERY DUMB THING.WOW MY WIFE IS GOING TO KILL ME

IT ALL STARTED ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO WHEN I NOTICED A CHECK FROM THE IRS AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WONDERFULL MY 275 DOLLAR REFUND FINALLY CAME NOW I CAN BUY A COUPLE OF LO0BSTERS FOR LUNCH AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT http://WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM WELL FELLAS YOU CANT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT CAN YOU. YOU GUESSED IT THE CHECK WASNT FOR 275 DOLLARS IT WAS FOR 9,275 DOLLARS MY EYSE LIT UP LIKE THE 4TH OF JULY PINCH ME FELLAS I AM DREAMING THE GOVERNMENT MADE A 9 DIME MISTAKE IN MY FAVOR YEH BABY.SO FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS I HAVE BEEN LIVING LIKE A KING HELL THE NIGHT I GOT THE CHECK I BOUGHT A ROUND AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN FELL OFF HIS SEAT AND LAID ON THE FLOOR JOKING AROUND.FELLAS I HAVE BEEN HAVING A BLAST GAMBLING, DRINKING, CARD GAMES,GOLF CLUBS MAN THINGS WERE GOING GOOD.

WELL BOYS MY LUCK HAS RUN OUT UNCLE SAM HAS FOUND THERE MISTAKE NOW THEY WANT THE DOUGH BACK WITHIN 21 DAYS WHERE THE F-CK AM I GOING TO COME UP WITH 9 DIMES WITHOUT GOING TO MY LOVELY WIFE.BOYS I NEED YOUR ADVICE HOW CAN I SCRAPE UP 9 GRAND IN 21 DAYS I HAVE BEEN GOING BAD IN THE GAMES SO I NEED ANOTHER OPTION.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN SUGGESTED I GO TO ROXBURY A BLACK COMMUNITY LOADED WITH CRIME AND GET SHOT IT WOULD BE EASIER THAN FACING MY WIFE PLUS SHE COULD COLLECT ON MY LIFE INSURANCE AND PAY BACK THE GOVERNMENT.I TOLD JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN I WOULD CONSIDER HIS ADVICE.I KNEW THEY WOULD EVENTUALLY FIND THE MISTAKE BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THIS SOON I AM COOKED BOYS ALL SUGGESTIONS WILL BE TAKEN UNDER ADVISEMENT.PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS REPLIES I AM IN BIG SH-T.YURI IS GOING BACK TO MOSCOW NEXT MONTH MAYBE HE CAN TAKE ME ALONG IN HIS SUITCASE OR SHIP ME OUT OF THE COUNTRY IN A BOX.ANYTHING JUST DONT MAKE ME TELL MY WIFE I SPENT 9 THOUSAND DOLLARS.

LEAVENWORTH HAS HAD MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE THE BIRDMAN OF ALCATRAZ,AL CAPONE AND NOW BEANTOWNJIM.SHRINK MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE UP A COLLECTION AMOUNGST THE POSTERS I HAVE MADE A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS IN THESE FORUMS.

BOYS THIS WAS THE IRS'S MISTAKE BUT I KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO SAY WHY DIDNT I CALL THEM AND REPORT THERE MISTAKE.HOW CAN I GET OUT OF THIS WITHOUT PAYING BIG INTEREST ON THE DOUGH.

(BEANTOWNJIM AINT GRINNING BECAUSE I KNOW THE IRS IS WINNING)

MAYBE I CAN CLAIM I AM BRAINDEAD AND I SPEND 15 HOURS A DAY IN THE EYE ON GAMBLING SPORTS FORUM TO PROVE IT.OH MAN I AM COOKED.
THE IRS GAVE ME A NUMBER TO CALL AND FOR 2 DAYS THE PHONE HAS RUNG OFF THE HOOK.THIS IS WHY THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY REVOLT AGAINST THIS GOVERNMENT I AM TRYING TO CONTACT THEM TO PLAY LETS MAKE A DEAL AND OF COURSE NOBODY ANSWERS THIS IS BULLSHIT.SURE I WILL PAY BACK THE MONEY BUT I NEED SOME TIME PLUS I NEED SOME KIND OF AN INTEREST FREE PAYBACK AFTER ALL IT WAS THERE MISTAKE.

I KNOW THE IRS IS TOUGH TO DEAL WITH BUT SINCE THEY MADE THE ERROR DOES ANYBODY THINK THEY WILL CUT ME SOME SLACK IN PAYING BACK.HELL THERES NO WAY I CAN COME UP WITH THE 9 DIMES IN 21 DAYS FROM THERE ORIGINAL LETTER.
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[flyingillini]

Beantownjim is a hero and all the youngsters on SBR should respect and admire him. I raise my kids to be like BTJ and make sure they share his values in life and you can't find a better role model on SBR. He is a true Free Mason and a hell of a guy...BTJ is a very well respected man in the world!

[Br0nxer]

mathy cliff notes version

im not fukkin reading all that

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY WHATS ALL THIS BULLSHIT I CAME TO SBR A CHANGED MAN I AM KINDER NOW I WANT THE YOUNG KIDS HERE AT SBR TO LOOK AT ME NOT AS BEANTOWNJIM I WANT THEM TO LOOK AT ME AS MICKEY MANTLE.KIDS I WANT TO BE A ROLE MODEL HERE AT SBR PLEASE DISREGARD ALL THOSE OLD STORIES YURI AND I ARE NOW FRIENDS.

PLEASE BOYS ITS HARD TO BE A ROLE MODEL WITH ALL THE DISTRACTIONS

[flyingillini]

HEY WHATS ALL THIS BULLSHIT I CAME TO SBR A CHANGED MAN I AM KINDER NOW I WANT THE YOUNG KIDS HERE AT SBR TO LOOK AT ME NOT AS BEANTOWNJIM I WANT THEM TO LOOK AT ME AS MICKEY MANTLE.KIDS I WANT TO BE A ROLE MODEL HERE AT SBR PLEASE DISREGARD ALL THOSE OLD STORIES YURI AND I ARE NOW FRIENDS.

PLEASE BOYS ITS HARD TO BE A ROLE MODEL WITH ALL THE DISTRACTIONS

I have told people from day 1 you are a hero and to be respected here at SBR. The average poster has no idea your history and what you have done for your community. The Jews, the Klan, The Free Mason's etc etc all respect you and invite you over for functions. You have done so much for the youth of the community and the elderly as well... You are what I strive to be like day in and day out... Baruch HaShem BTJ!

[daneault23]

"(BEANTOWNJIM AINT GRINNING BECAUSE I KNOW THE IRS IS WINNING)" <--------

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Hahaha I read all of that. I was laughing hysterically. "When Beantownjim talks, people listen."

[yisman]

BOYS I TOLD MY WIFE TO GET THE RECIEPT FOR THIS RUM CAKE MAN THESE RUSSIANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO COOK.THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS ACTING WEIRD AFTER EATING YURIS CAKE MY SISTER STARTED WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE NO BIG DEAL YOU SAY EXCEPT SHE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS.IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I ATE CAKE AND WAS HUNGOVER.IF ANY MADJACKERS WANT THE RECIEPT FOR YURIS CAKE I MIGHT POST IT IN THE FORUM.

get that reciept

[griz]

thanks mathy, i have always liked BTJ posts but these are classic. what a guy

[iifold]

What does Nicky think of Jimmy

[Br0nxer]

"(BEANTOWNJIM AINT GRINNING BECAUSE I KNOW THE IRS IS WINNING)" <--------

IRS just sent me a letter today

underreporting my income

didn't report a trifecta i hit at the track in 09

got nabbed

[opie1988]

Beaner......you're only in your mid-forties?? I'm not gonna lie here......I figured you were close to 70 or so.

Shocking turn of events.

[RealSlimShady]

Beaner, why are you always saying "BOYS", YOUNG KIDS"?? Are you a Sandusky type figure??

[mathdotcom]

Those are great reads and worth the effort

BTJ vs YURI might be the greatest forum Rivalry in history... and Yuri doesn't even post.

[ttwarrior1]

can't read that in caps

[dudekid]

best thread ive read all day

[mathdotcom]

Classic classic classic

NO IT WASNT A SPORTSBOOK THIS TIME I JUST TOOK A BREAK FROM CUTTING MY GRASS SO I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE NOW FOR 45 MINUTES.MY F-CKING LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN STOLEN JESUS CHRIST I AM F-CKING PISSED,I ASKED YURI NEXT DOOR AND HE SAID HE SAW SOME COLORED KID PUT IT INTO HIS TRUCK HE THOUGHT I WAS LETTING HIM USE IT.JESUS F-CKING CHRIST THESE F-CKING RUSSIANS ARE DUMB MOTHER F-CKERS YEH RIGHT LIKE I AM GOING TO LET A NUBIAN USE MY LAWNMOWER ITS GONE GUYS HOW DO I TELL MY WIFE I WAS POSTING IN THE RX AND SOME NIGERIAN STOLE OUR LAWNMOWER SHE WILL THINK I AM GOING BONKERS.THE LAWNMOWER IS 3 YEARS OLD ITS NOT THE MONEY ITS THE FACT THAT MY F-CKING STUPID RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SAW A NIGERIAN STEAL MY MOWER AND HE JUST STANDS THERE THANKS A F-CKING LOT YURI.THE FRONT OF THE YARD IS HALF DONE NOW WHAT DO I DO.WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS.I CANT BELIEVE IT I DONT LIKE TO GET ROBBED EVEN IF IT WAS A 6 PACK OF MY CORONAS ITS THE FACT THAT A LITTLE F-CKING BONE HEAD WALKED ONTO MY PROPERTY AND STOLE MY LAWNMOWER WHAT F-CKING BALLS.I CAN SEE IT NOW JIM HOW COME YOU DIDNT FINISH THE LAWN TODAY WELL HONEY I WENT IN TO TALK TO THE SHRINK,SICK GAMBLER,DIMEPLAYERONLY,AND LOU DIAMOND THEN WHEN I WENT BACK OUTSIDE SOMEBODY STOLE THE MOWER,I THINK SHE WILL HAVE ME COMMITTED TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTION OF MENTAL PATIENTS BOYS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO HER I TOOK A BREAK TO GO ON THE INTERNET TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIS FITS AND THE MOWER WAS STOLEN,THATS IT NO ALLOWANCE AGAIN THIS WEEK ILL HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW LAWNMOWER AND MY WIFE WILL DEDUCT IT FROM MY WEEKLY SALARY.WHY DO I COME INTO THIS FORUM EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

BOYS I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE RUSSIAN NEIGHBORS MAN THEY ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH I SAW A BLACK KID TAKE THE MOWER I THOUGHT HE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS F-CK YOU YURI


THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE A ASKED MY GOOD BUDDY BOBBY WHO I HAVED KNOWN FOR 10 YEARS HE LIVES 3 HOUSES AWAY IF I COULD BORROW HIS LAWNMOWER TO FINISH THE YARD.HE SAY JEEZ JIM YOU KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT BUT I NEED A NEW SPARK PLUG ITS NOT WORKING.I LEFT SAYING THANKS AGAIN STONE FACE THIS IS WHAT MY WIFE CALLS BOBBY BUT I KNOW HE IS FULL OF SH-T I SAW HIM CUTTING HIS LAWN SATURDAY AFTERNOON,BOY YOU REALLY GET TO KNOW YOUR F-CKING NEIGHBORS WHEN YOU NEED A FAVOR.LAST YEAR WHEN STONE FACE HAD HIS FAKE BACK INJURY AND WAS COLLETING FROM THE MASS BAY TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY I HELPED SHOVEL OUT HIS WIFE IN A GOD DAM BLIZZARD AH I DONT CARE ANYMORE I AM JUST GOING TO TELL HONEY PIE THE MOWER WAS STOLEN BY A BONE HEAD WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO CHASE HIM AND GET SHOT.

BOYS MY WIFE JUST WENT CRAZY ON ME SHE WANTS TO KNOW HOW A 43 YEAR OLD MAN COULD LEAVE THE LAWN HALF DONE THEN GO ON HIS COMPUTER AND TALK TO A BUNCH OF FOOLS AS OUR LAWNMOWER IS BEING STOLEN.I AM DUE 1300 DOLLARS FOR ALLOWANCES AND BUSINESS EXPENSES THE 1ST OF THE MONTH.

I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY BUT IS THERE A SPORTSBOOK WHO WILL ACCEPT MY 1300 DOLLARS BUT HERES THE CATCH I WANT THE FULL 1300 FOR GAMBLING PURPOSES BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF A SPORTSBOOK WOULD TAKE MY BONUS MONEY AND HAVE HOME DEPOT DELIVER A BRAND NEW BRIGGS AND STRATTON LAWNMOWER SO I CAN PUT IT ON MY BOOKS AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE SO HONEY PIE WILL STOP YELLING AT ME.I KNOW DEAR I AM SORRY HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT DUMB F-CK NEXT DOOR WOULD LET A COLORED GUY STEAL OUR LAWNMOWER DONT WORRY DEAR I WILL BUY A NEW ONE OUT OF MY ALLOWANCE NOW LEAVE ME ALONE I AM TALKING TO A SHRINK.

I SEND OURT 1500 DOLLARS COLD CASH I GET 20% BONUS I FULLFILL ALL THE REQUIREMENTS.ALL I ASK IS THAT A LAWNMOWER IS BOUT WITH THE 250 DOLLAR BONUS MONEY.I JUST WENT TO HOME DEPOT I CAN GET A BRAND NEW BRIGGS AND STRATTON FOR 149.99 WITH TAX 152.99 AND THE DELIVERY FEE IS 20.00 DOLLARS SO ALL I AM ASKING FOR IS A NEW LAWNMOWER AND WE HAVE A DEAL.THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING NEW OFFSHORE THE PLAYERS ASK FOR A GIFT INSTEAD OF THE BONUS MONEY.THINK ABOUT IT SPORTSBOOKS INSTEAD OF SENDING THE GUYS 300 DOLLARS IN BONUS MONEY YOU COULD BUY THEM A NEW BIG BERTHA DRIVER AND EVERYBODY ID HAPPY I REALLY LIKE THIS CONCEPT.THE GAMBLER PLAYS OF HIS INITIAL DEPOSIT AND THE BONUS MONEY GOES FOR A GIFT.O.K. I WILL TAKE BROWNIE FOR A WALK DEAR JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE I WANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE SHRINK WOW THE LOOK SHE JUST GAVE ME.SO THINK ABOUT IT FELLAS I HAVE TO RUN OUT AGAIN MAN THIS DOG IS GETTING TO BE A PAIN IN THE ARSE

WELL BOYS MY WIFE AND I JUST RETURNED FROM THE HOME DEPOT WE ARE NOW PROUD OWNERS OF THE (HONDA TORO RECYCLER LAWNWOWER 6.5 ENGINE)I DONT LIKE TO BRAG BUT AS OF 9.40 TONIGHT BEANTOWNJIM NOW OWNS THE ROLLS ROYCE OF LAWNMOWERS I CANT BELIEVE HOW NICE THIS IS.MY WIFE TOLD ME TO PUT IT IN THE GARAGE I SAID ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS F-CKING RUSSIAN NEXT DOOR THIS MOWER IS GOING IN THE LIVING ROOM UNTIL I GET A LOCK FOR THIS BEAUTY.THE SALESMAN ASKED MY WIFE AND I WHEN YOU GO TO WATCH THE RED SOX WHATS THE FIRST THING THAT ENTERS YOUR MIND.MY WIFE SAID THE WALL STICKS OUT SHE CANT BELIEVE HOW HIGH IT IS,THEN THE SALESMAN SAYS TO ME HOW ABOUT YOU JIM I SAID WELL I FIRST LOOK AT THE BROADS SELLING THE BEER JUST KIDDING MY WIFE PINCHES ME TO STOP THEN I SAID THE FIRST THING I LOOK AT IS THE GIANT SCOREBOARD IN CENTER FIELD.THE SALESMAN SAY WRONG ANSWER FOLKS DO YOU SEE HOW WELL CUT THE INFIELD IS AROUND THE MOUND I SAID NO NOT REALLY THEN THE SALESMAN SAYS NEXT TIME YOU GO LOOK AND SEE AND THEN YOU WILL REALIZE JUST HOW GOOD THIS LAWNMOWER YOU ARE GOING TO BUY IS.I LOOKED AT MY WIFE AND SAID WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS NUT HE REALLY TAKES HIS MOWERS SERIOUSLY.HE SAID JOE MOONEY THE HEAD GROUNDSKEEPER AT FENWAY PARK USES THE EXACT SAME LAWNMOWER YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BUY DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID JIM JOE MOONEY FROM FENWAY PARK USES THE (HONDA 6.5 TORO LAWNMOWER TO CUT FENWAY PARKS INFIELD.WOW BOYS I NOW OWN THE SAME LAWNMOWER AS JOE MOONEY THIS IS AN AMAZING HONOR.BOYS AS I WAS GOING TO BUY THIS FLOOR MODEL I SAVED 59 DOLLARS PLUS IT WAS ALREADY ASSEMBLED. THE NIGERIAN CASHIER SAYS WOW THATS A NICE MOWER I DONT KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME BUT I SAID YEH AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF IT.THE POOR KID LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS A GOD DAM WHITE SUPREMIST MY WIFE ALSO SAID SHE WILL NEVER GO TO HOME DEPOT WITH ME AGAIN I AM AN EMBARRASSMENT WHO THINKS HES FUNNY.THIS MOWER COST ME A PRETTY PENNY BOYS RETAIL 369 BUCKS AND IT COMES WITH A JOE MOONEY AUTOGRAPH I PAID 275.99 BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT OFF THE FLOOR AND IT HAD A SMALL DENT.I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT I AM STAYING UP PROTECTING THE LAWNMOWER EVEN THOUGH ITS IN MY LIVING ROOM I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH THE RUSSIAN SPY NEXT DOOR.I CANT WAIT TO SEE YURIS FACE WHEN I BREAK OUT THE ROLLS TOMORROW MORNING I AM CUTTING THE GRASS AT 6.30 AM JUST SO I CAN WAKE UP THAT F-CKING RUSSIAN HE WILL SAY WHAT THE F-CK IS ALL THAT NOISE THEN I WANT HIM TO LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW AND SEE MY NEW LAWNMOWER.I CAN SEE HIS BIG STUPID FACE HALF ASLEEP LOOKING OUT AND ME WAVING SEE THIS LAWNMOWER YURI ITS MINE AND DONT EVER LET ANOTHER NIGERIAN ON MY PROPERTY O.K. NOW GO BANG YOUR OLD LADY BEFORE I DO

IF ANYBODY IS AT THE HOME DEPOT SOMETIME HAVE A LOOK AT JOE MOONEYS MOWER ITS THE HONDA TORO 6.5 RECYCLER MAN I CANT WAIT TO STARTN THIS BABY UP.

[mathdotcom]

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BOYS ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME FROM OTHER FORUMS KNOWS I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WITH MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI FOR OVER 10 YEARS. HE HAS TORTURED ME FOR 10 YEARS NOW MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR AND GO CUT HIS LAWN 1-5 BOYS I GUESS YURI HAS A REALLY BAD BACK AND IS CONSIDERING BACK SURGERY SO HE BASICALLY IS DISABLED SO MY WIFE WAS TALKING TO YURIS WIFE AND TOLD HER THAT HER LOVELY LAZY HUSBAND MEANING ME WILL GLADLY MOW THE LAWN UNTIL YURI FEELS BETTER THIS GUY YURI IS THE SAME GUY THAT...... LET A NIGERIAN STEAL MY LAWNMOWER ONLY 5 YEARS AGO NOW I AM MOWING HIS LAWN I F-CKING HATE YURI HE HAS BEEN BUSTING MY BALLS FOR 10 YEARS AND HE DOES IT ON PURPOSE HE USED TO DO IT SO I WOULD SELL MY HOUSE AND HIS BROTHER IN LAW COULD MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD

TOP 5 THINGS YURI HAS DONE TO BUST MY BALLS (THIS IS THE TOP 10 THERE HAS BEEN MORE) GOOD NEIGHBOR MY ARSE

#5 IN THE WINTER I WOULD WALK MY DOG AROUND THE BLOCK I TOLD YURI THE ROCK SALT BOTHERED MY DOG ACTUALLY CRIPPLING HIM WITH PAIN HE WOULD THROW DOWN MORE

#4 IN THE FALL HE BOUGHT A LEAF BLOWER AND HE WOULD BLOW ALL THE LEAVES INTO MY YARD AND SAY JEEZ JIM THE WINDS REALLY PICKED UP LAST NIGHT DIDNT THEY HIS YARD WAS SPOTLESS AND I HAD PILES OF LEAVES

#3 I WOULD BUST MY BALLS SHOVELING A FOOT OF SNOW OFF MY FRONT WALKWAY BACK BREAKING WORK YURI WOULD COME OUT LATER THAT NIGHT WITH HIS SNOWBLOWER AND COVER MY WALKWAY AGAIN HE WOULD AIM HIS SNOWBLOWER AT MY WALKWAY ON PURPOSE

#2 YURI BOUGHT A BIRD FEEDER HE PUTS IN THE CORNER OF HIS YARD SO ALL THE WILD LIFE GOES OVER THE FENCE AND INTO MY YARD.I GOT RACOONS IN MY ATTICK BECAUSE THIS F-CKING IDIOT IS FEEDING THE BIRDS

#1 YURI HAS NEW GUTTERS PUT ON HIS HOUSE HE HAS THEM SO ALL THE WATER DRAINS INTO MY YARD.MY YARD USED TO BE BONE DRY AFTER A RAIN STORM AFTER YURI AIMED HIS DRAIN PIPES INTO MY YARD I HAD A LAKE MY WIFE USED TO JOKE WHY DONT YOU GET A POLE AND GO FISHING.I FIGURED OUT WHAT HE DID ALL HIS WATER DRAINED INTO MY YARD
BOYS THIS F-CKING GUY ALSO LET A NIGERIAN STEAL MY LAWNMOWER I WAS POSTING AT SHRINKS FORUM I TOOK A BREAK FOR LUNCH AND WHEN I CAME OUT TO FINISH THE LAWN MY MOWER WAS GONE.I SKED YURI WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAWNMOWER AND HE SAID THAT A BLACK GUY CAMR BACK AND TOOK IT YURI THOUGHT I KNEW THE GUY AND ACTUALLY HELPED HIM LIFT IT AWAY.BOYS ISNT IT IRONIC NOW I HAVE TO GO MOW YURIS LAWN TOMORROW

BOYS AFTER ALL THIS TORTURE THIS NEIGHBOR HAS CAUSED ME NOW I AM GOING OVER TO MOW HIS LAWN I CANT F-CKING BELIEVE IT MY WIFE SUCKS BUT I HAVE TO DO IT OR SHE WILL CUT OFF MY ALLOWANCE WHAT SHE SAYS I HAVE TO DO OR I WILL HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET A REAL JOB.

KNOWING YURI HE IS GOING TO THROW ROCKS DOWN ON HIS LAWN SO HE CAN RUIN MY LAWNMOWER

[yisman]

TOP 5 THINGS YURI HAS DONE TO BUST MY BALLS (THIS IS THE TOP 10 THERE HAS BEEN MORE) GOOD NEIGHBOR MY ARSE

Clearly the best part.

I've seen the Yuri landmower stories in the past (maybe when raiders bumped them), but they're worth a re-read.

[griz]

BTJ classics

[gauchojake]

I'm in tears...rum cake and hiding a 300 lawnmower in your living room... priceless.

[dudekid]

btj needs a sitcom

[BEANTOWNJIM]

YOU GUYS MISSED THE BEST ONE OF ALL MY FAVORITE WAS THE NIGHT THE HATIAN CAB DRIVER CAME TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB TO PICK UP A FARE

BOYS PICTURE THIS 15 TO 20 REGULARS SITTING IN THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB DRINKING ALL DAY LONG AND ITS ABOUT 10 O'CLOCK AND 2 OLDTIMERS CALL FOR A CAB.WE HAD A MAJOR SNOW STORM THAT DAY ABOUT A FOOT THE SNOW WAS HEAVY AND MADE FOR PERFECT SNOW BALLS.

BOYS THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST NIGHT I EVER HAD AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB THE CAB COMES TO PICK UP 2 GUYS WE ARE ALL UPSTAIRS ALREADY MAKING OUR SNOW BALLS WE HAVE 4 WINDOWS WITH 3 GUYS IN IEACH WINDOW ALL WITH 5 SNAOWBALLS APIECE.THE F-CKING HATIAN CAB COMES OUTSIDE HE IS BEEPING HIS HORN FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND NOBODY COMES OUTSIDE SO THE HATIAN GETS OUT OF HIS CAB AND GOES TO KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR OF THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB BOYS YOU NEVER SAW SO MANY SNOWBALLS FLYING AT ONE TIME THE HATIAN MUST HAVE GOTTEN HIT 10 TIMES HE WAS F-CKING BULLSHIT HE JUMPED IN HIS CAB COVERED IN SNOW AND CALLED HIS DISPATCHER. THE DISPATCHER CALLED JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WHO WAS BARTENDING AND HE SAID YOUR NEVER GOING TO GET ANOTHER CAB AT THAT BUILDING MY DRIVER WAS HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SNOWBALL.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD THE GUY TO GO F-CK HIMSELF THE HATIAN DRIVER WAS LATE.BOYS IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN THE HATIANS FACE WHEN THE SNOWBALLS STARTED FIRING AT HIM IT WAS PRICELESS IT WAS THE FUNNIEST NIGHT I EVER HAD AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB

BOYS WE ALSO GOT THE DAGO PIZZA DELIVERY MAN IT WAS ABOUT 100 DEGREES JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOOK THE PIZZA FROM THE DRIVER AND SAID WAIT A MINUTE I'LL GO GET THE MONEY SO BOYS AS THE DAGO IS STANDING AT THE FRONT DOOR WAITING FOR THE MONEY WE GOT A 5 GALLON JOINT COMPOUND BUCKET FILLED IT UP WITH ICE WATER AND AS THE DAGO WAS WAITING WE DOUCED HIM WITH COLD WATER OH MAN WE HAVE HAD SO MUCH FUN AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB THE F-CKING GUY WAS SOAKING WET WE GAVE THE F-CKING GUY AND EXTRA 10 BUCKS FOR BEING A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE GUY DRENCHED

BOYS WE HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE 6 YEARS I HOPE WE RETURN TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

[ttrace35]

Wow. You irish social guys are a riot.

[flyingillini]

BTJ is a true hero to most SBR Poster's! SBR should sell personalized autograph "cuts" of BTJ in the SBR store...

[BigdaddyQH]

BTJ is one of the biggest jokes of all time. Entertaining, but a huge joke. Does anyone really believe that the IRS is going to chase him, or anyone else down for a lousy 9K? Get real boys and girls.

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BIG DADDY WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE IRS WILL CHASE YOU DOWN FOR 100 DOLLARS IF YOUR RETURNS ARENT RIGHT.THEY SENT ME A CHECK BY ACCIDENT I SPENT THE MONEY AND THEY GAVE ME 10 MONTHS TO PAY BACK THATS THE STORY WHY WOULD THAT NOT BE TRUE YOU F-CKING IDIOT.

I PAID 1000 A MONTH TO THE KANSAS OFFICE OF THE IRS I HAD TO PAY BACK EVERY PENNY THAT I SPENT IN THE 3 MONTHS TIME IT TOOK FOR THEM TO FIND THE MISTAKE.THATS HOW THE IRS WORKS BOYS I WAS HAPPY THEY GAVE ME AN INSTALLMENT PLAN I THOUGHT THEY WOULD COME AFTER ME FOR THE HOLE AMOUNT IN 30 DAYS

[paranoyd androyd]

still shooting your bb gun at the nigerians jeem? gl

[daimoshokage]

BTJ is ANTI-NIGERIAN! BTJ for PREZ!

[tony_come]

Keep on pounding

Never stop

[BEANTOWNJIM]

OH MAN THE BB GUN THE F-CKING NIGERIAN GARBAGE MAN WOULDNT TAKE MY TRASH BECAUSE IT WAS CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL I F-CKING BLASTED THAT F-CK I HID DOWN IN MY BASEMENT SO HE COULDNT SEE ME OPENED A CORNER OF THE WINDOW AND FIRED AWAY AT HIM THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY I COULD SEE THE GUY LOOKING AROUND LIKE WHAT JUST HIT ME

YOUR A F-CKING GARBAGE MAN TAKE THE TRASH AND SHUT THE F-CK UP MAN YOU GIVE A NIGERIAN A JOB AND HE BUSTS YOUR BALLS.THE F-CKING NIGERIAN STILL LEAVES MY BARRELS IN THE STREET AFTER HE EMPTIES THE TRASH SO THEY WILL BLOW DOWN THE STREET THROUGHOUT THE DAY I KNOW HE DOES IT ON PURPOSE.

MY LOVELY WIFE FOUND MY BB GUN AND TOLD ME TO GET RID OF IT OR SHE IS GOING TO HAVE ME COMMITTED

YAH BOYS WE HAVE HAD SOME FUN OVER THE YEARS I AM NOW 52 YEARS OLD SO I GUESS I HAVE GROWN UP IN THE PAST 3 YEARS I HAVENT HAD ANY FUN LATELY

[jjgold]

YOU GUYS MISSED THE BEST ONE OF ALL MY FAVORITE WAS THE NIGHT THE HATIAN CAB DRIVER CAME TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB TO PICK UP A FARE

BOYS PICTURE THIS 15 TO 20 REGULARS SITTING IN THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB DRINKING ALL DAY LONG AND ITS ABOUT 10 O'CLOCK AND 2 OLDTIMERS CALL FOR A CAB.WE HAD A MAJOR SNOW STORM THAT DAY ABOUT A FOOT THE SNOW WAS HEAVY AND MADE FOR PERFECT SNOW BALLS.

BOYS THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST NIGHT I EVER HAD AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB THE CAB COMES TO PICK UP 2 GUYS WE ARE ALL UPSTAIRS ALREADY MAKING OUR SNOW BALLS WE HAVE 4 WINDOWS WITH 3 GUYS IN IEACH WINDOW ALL WITH 5 SNAOWBALLS APIECE.THE F-CKING HATIAN CAB COMES OUTSIDE HE IS BEEPING HIS HORN FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND NOBODY COMES OUTSIDE SO THE HATIAN GETS OUT OF HIS CAB AND GOES TO KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR OF THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB BOYS YOU NEVER SAW SO MANY SNOWBALLS FLYING AT ONE TIME THE HATIAN MUST HAVE GOTTEN HIT 10 TIMES HE WAS F-CKING BULLSHIT HE JUMPED IN HIS CAB COVERED IN SNOW AND CALLED HIS DISPATCHER. THE DISPATCHER CALLED JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WHO WAS BARTENDING AND HE SAID YOUR NEVER GOING TO GET ANOTHER CAB AT THAT BUILDING MY DRIVER WAS HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A SNOWBALL.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD THE GUY TO GO F-CK HIMSELF THE HATIAN DRIVER WAS LATE.BOYS IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN THE HATIANS FACE WHEN THE SNOWBALLS STARTED FIRING AT HIM IT WAS PRICELESS IT WAS THE FUNNIEST NIGHT I EVER HAD AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB

BOYS WE ALSO GOT THE DAGO PIZZA DELIVERY MAN IT WAS ABOUT 100 DEGREES JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOOK THE PIZZA FROM THE DRIVER AND SAID WAIT A MINUTE I'LL GO GET THE MONEY SO BOYS AS THE DAGO IS STANDING AT THE FRONT DOOR WAITING FOR THE MONEY WE GOT A 5 GALLON JOINT COMPOUND BUCKET FILLED IT UP WITH ICE WATER AND AS THE DAGO WAS WAITING WE DOUCED HIM WITH COLD WATER OH MAN WE HAVE HAD SO MUCH FUN AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB THE F-CKING GUY WAS SOAKING WET WE GAVE THE F-CKING GUY AND EXTRA 10 BUCKS FOR BEING A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE GUY DRENCHED

BOYS WE HAVENT DONE THAT IN LIKE 6 YEARS I HOPE WE RETURN TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

[mathdotcom]

BTJ only guy who could make a run at Corbin

[Chi_archie]

BTJ might have surpassed JJ by now if he had taken care of his body, and gotten more street drugs to self medicate his moods like JJ.

BTJ is sadly breaking down, shadow of his former self, but still a top poster nonetheless

that is how good he was in his prime

[BatemanPatrickl]

Bump this shit what!