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    Dad
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    JJGold vs Opie in a fight... who wins?

    Lock these to animals up in a steel cage and let them go at it until one of them is either knocked out, chocked out or dead.

    Who wins?

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    Probably Opie

    I am strong but slow, I would need to connect 1st

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    Draw

    Attendance---133

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    please are you serious

    JJ would snap that fool in half in about 5 seconds

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    Chuck Norris would still win.

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    I think jj would cry..no mas..no mas

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    No one wins versus JJ in the long run.

    Sure, you may get the easy beat down. But someday, somewhere...........when you least expect it.

    BLAMO!

    Contected.

    Nuff said.

    He knows folks..........leave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    please are you serious

    JJ would snap that fool in half in about 5 seconds
    Don't you have a 14 hour shift to pull somewhere? Go clock in, pal.

    We got this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    please are you serious

    JJ would snap that fool in half in about 5 seconds
    Don't you have a 14 hour shift to pull somewhere? Go clock in, pal.

    We got this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Probably Opie

    Doubtful.

    What's he gonna do, pull your hair.............eye don't think so. Knock your teeth lose, WHO CARES......

    Opie is pretty. Pretty guys are always worried about getting messed up. JJ has nothing to lose. Heck a punch or three to the head, might be a good thing.

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    opie is the golden boy opie doesnt lose

    opie gets the girl gets the money gets the nice car and house

    opie wins the fight

    opie is the classic winner from americas golden age ie the 40s, 50s

    jj seems to me like the classic loser

    never gets the girl, bald, every break goes against him

    id go with opie
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Don't you have a 14 hour shift to pull somewhere? Go clock in, pal.

    We got this...
    digged 4 ditches today

    clocked out already

    12x5.54 an hr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    please are you serious

    JJ would snap that fool in half in about 5 seconds
    OMG

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    opie is the golden boy opie doesnt lose

    opie gets the girl gets the money gets the nice car and house

    opie wins the fight

    opie is the classic winner from americas golden age ie the 40s, 50s

    jj seems to me like the classic loser

    never gets the girl, bald, every break goes against him

    id go with opie


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    jj ends up getting spindled

    both win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    OMG
    acer let me guess.

    you really believe gold wears his sweatpants up to his nipples in real life

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    jj

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    jj
    thanks for reporting me pal.

    SNITCH

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    jj ends up getting spindled

    both win


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    jjgold will shit in his pants...opie owns jjgold.

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    I think Opie would back out when JJ showed up wearing a turban and nothing else. Now, if JJ put on his best taliban outfit for the match my money is on the big Texan inside of 90 seconds.

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    Honestly, who would fear JJ?

    Have you guys actually seen him?

    Even JJ would admit that jews can't fight. Not American jews anyway. Those crazy orthodox jews in Israel though can throw down. Living next to those rock throwing Palestinians makes them tough.

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    JJ's Vladimir Klitschko impersonation:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR687...layer_embedded

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    Opie is like 7 feet tall. This is a no brainer... dude is taller than Mullin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    Opie is like 7 feet tall. This is a no brainer... dude is taller than Mullin.
    good god that is one ugly dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    good god that is one sexy dog
    no you can not fuk my dog.

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    no offense to opie, but I think JJ would be packing heat and fighting dirty

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    Opie by rear naked choke 1 minute into the fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    no offense to opie, but I think JJ would be packing heat and fighting dirty
    remember opie is a Texan, so he is 100% "packing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by boatboatboat View Post
    No one wins versus JJ in the long run. Sure, you may get the easy beat down. But someday, somewhere...........when you least expect it. BLAMO! Contected. Nuff said. He knows folks..........leave it at that.
    t

    this coming from someone who signed up this year, you know jj that well, huh

    jj another ghost?

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    JJ is not to be trifled with as he is a Jersey boy with many connections. However, Opie is younger, taller and has more to lose. Hell, if JJ loses it's pretty much par for the course as he is comfortable as the perrenial underdog. That being said, I would say JJ is stronger but Opie always comes out on top. Call it Karma, kismet or just a plain old silver spoon being fed to sate Opie's unquenchable hunger for anything that is not his. I believe Opie wins the fight but JJ calls upon the underbelly of his Jersey connections to ultimately win the war. Even if he has to do 5-10 to maintain his reputation. Opie, you may be faster and more athletic but JJ has nothing to lose and that my friend, is a daunting adversary.

    I suggest you both spoon.

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    i got opie......plus the points.

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    who's more in shape?

    I take that guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    no you can not fuk my dog.
    LOL. great post. Post of the year I think, sums up the last two days on sbr perfectly.

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