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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    The chances of you being anywhere during pre afternoon nap time cartoons is pretty remote

    Cool story though

    Bro


    think Big O really over estimated that 60 IQ

    good comeback though

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post


    think Big O really over estimated that 60 IQ

    good comeback though
    Good for you little philly, well thought out and shows you've been paying attention! Now it's 13 minutes past your 3:00 afternoon nap. If you lay down right now I promise you can have some Strawberry quick when you wake up. Ok? Yeah, ok. Good little boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Good for you little philly, well thought out and shows you've been paying attention! Now it's 13 minutes past your 3:00 afternoon nap. If you lay down right now I promise you can have some Strawberry quick when you wake up. Ok? Yeah, ok. Good little boy


    I should have kept my mouth shut when helping this tool go and turn pro....he fits right in here though....uneducated nitwit

    Are you in Orlando?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post


    I should have kept my mouth shut when helping this tool go and turn pro....he fits right in here though....uneducated nitwit

    Are you in Orlando?
    He's Goofy's dumber brother!

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    Look the two mean kids are ganging up on me! What should I do? (Ya buffoons lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    I want the winner of the Booby v Donker grudge match.

    Would love to punch either one in the head.
    you don't have to wait.... I'll gladly beat the shit out of you anytime you want....


    you'll be an old man by the time pussyboy waves quits running from me.....


    one shot to your jaw is what would make my night......

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-22-17 at 06:00 PM.

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    Texas brawling vs LA street fighting

    I've handled plenty of drunk cowboys shooting their mouth off Donk

    Not afraid

    fwiw I only added you to see what you'd respond, C- btw(not enough sexual escapade references), I really only feel like smacking around small b

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    Mods.....change this thread title to "The fight club"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    I want the winner of the Booby v Donker grudge match.

    Would love to punch either one in the head.
    You & Donkey know where I live. I'm waiting for the both of you to show, your body bags are ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Texas brawling vs LA street fighting

    I've handled plenty of drunk cowboys shooting their mouth off Donk

    Not afraid

    fwiw I only added you to see what you'd respond, C- btw(not enough sexual escapade references), I really only feel like smacking around small b
    sorry for the c-..... i'm not good at responding to a fukhead like you who suddenly wants some shit.....

    no,.... no good communication response at all in such situations....

    I just generally knock em the fuk out without saying a word..... Trust me, bitch, I'd do the same to you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    Mods.....change this thread title to "The fight club"
    for some reason, after reading this the seonc time through, I just started busted out laughing.... to the point my wife asks "wtf"....

    I tell her the post, and then thought about the fact that grown men are sitting around spread all over the f'n country typing about wanting to fight each other....

    shit is so idiotic it had both of us laughing our asses off.....

    that said, SA, come to the next bash and I will knock you the fuk out....

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    Strawberry Quick still on the table?

    I'm in.

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    stevie, what's with that avatar.....?

    the last guy that wrote shit like that turned about to be a closeted homosexual, later out of the closet, who died of hiv.....

    this guy:




    out of curiosity, do you dance like this?

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-23-17 at 08:40 AM.

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    lets get a game going

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    fuk that, let's fight!!!!

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    fight at the table imo

    that's always fun

    FLOOR!!!!!!

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    Donk fired the fuk up! Love the passion! I'd also love to get you on a live poker table and tilt you 90 fkn degrees. Would not be hard.

    If there is ever a bash in the states I will be there to buy you a beer and laugh at this nonsense, and smack you around a bit if you get out of line

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Strawberry Quick still on the table?

    I'm in.

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    how much does somewhat up to date, say 10 years ago software cost? is it free?

    i started playing online poker in 2001 and never ever ever ever have i ever played anywhere where the screen didn't come to the front when it was your turn...this shit has to be at least 20 years old

    and penetrate, if you bust and want to buy back in...well that's just completely impossible if your initial roll is from poker points, might as well wait until the next day to try and rebuy with reg points

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrange View Post
    The tourneys aren't interesting to me with the current structure of participation points and idiots stalling trying to get theirs.
    Below are the users with inflated point totals from last night's 7PM, 9PM, and 11PM. These totals will not count toward qualification.

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    Cashes
    1 blackbart 600 1
    2 chico2663 600 1
    3 Triple_D_Bet 600 1
    4 Bigorange 375 1
    5 JAKEPEAVY21 375 1
    6 secretstash 375 1
    7 cabo 250 1
    8 qwertvt 250 1
    9 sweep 175 1
    10 thetrinity 175 1
    11 carolinadaze 150 1
    12 sinmiedo 150 1
    13 lobo369 120 1
    14 pokerpro44 120 1
    15 spider 80 1
    16 TheGiant 80 1
    17 brndg23 70 1
    18 frankzig 70 1
    19 MrKLC 60 1
    20 cankid 50 1
    21 hhsilver 40 1
    22 DGG23 30 1



    I guess you liked the structure yesterday, huh?

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    Let it go dude, why do you care what bigorange is doing anyways? You have been here, in this paticular handle for less than 6 months, yet beefing with posters like you've been here for years. Dont work yourself up over this, how are you supposed to move objects with your mind when you cant let shit like this go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Below are the users with inflated point totals from last night's 7PM, 9PM, and 11PM. These totals will not count toward qualification.

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    1 blackbart 600 1
    2 chico2663 600 1
    3 Triple_D_Bet 600 1
    4 Bigorange 375 1
    5 JAKEPEAVY21 375 1
    6 secretstash 375 1
    7 cabo 250 1
    8 qwertvt 250 1
    9 sweep 175 1
    10 thetrinity 175 1
    11 carolinadaze 150 1
    12 sinmiedo 150 1
    13 lobo369 120 1
    14 pokerpro44 120 1
    15 spider 80 1
    16 TheGiant 80 1
    17 brndg23 70 1
    18 frankzig 70 1
    19 MrKLC 60 1
    20 cankid 50 1
    21 hhsilver 40 1
    22 DGG23 30 1



    I guess you liked the structure yesterday, huh?


    Big O's puppet chiming in yet again....guys fukin infatuated with you Big O.......

    Dlow what is it you do for a career?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatedOne View Post
    Let it go dude, why do you care what bigorange is doing anyways? You have been here, in this paticular handle for less than 6 months, yet beefing with posters like you've been here for years. Dont work yourself up over this, how are you supposed to move objects with your mind when you cant let shit like this go?

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    I personally wouldn't make Donk the one you guys are looking to fight. He's a pretty big dude that appears to be in decent shape.

    If I ran into him in dark ally one of us is getting shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatedOne View Post
    Let it go dude, why do you care what bigorange is doing anyways? You have been here, in this paticular handle for less than 6 months, yet beefing with posters like you've been here for years. Dont work yourself up over this, how are you supposed to move objects with your mind when you cant let shit like this go?

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    Blatant hypocrisy from bigorange, but hey let's attack the "you haven't been here that long" strawman

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    I personally wouldn't make Donk the one you guys are looking to fight. He's a pretty big dude that appears to be in decent shape.

    If I ran into him in dark ally one of us is getting shot.
    agreed..I'd make Donk a decent favorite against the majority of posters at SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Dlow what is it you do for a career?
    Man it's actually a long, pretty complicated but funny story. If you have the time to read it I'll tell you but I haven't told this story in awhile so I might forget some stuff. Anyway, if you feel like reading it's pretty interesting. Here goes:














































    Go fuk urself philly


    The end

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    Only way to get Donker is to sabatoge him with murderer strippers

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Only way to get Donker is to sabatoge him with murderer strippers
    this was tried once..... good thing I'd popped a viagra before my girlfriend and I went in there.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    this was tried once..... good thing I'd popped a viagra before my girlfriend and I went in there.....
    ^^ PRO maneuver there

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    ^^ PRO maneuver there
    kind of resembled this, except it was mainly side to side, only a few uppercuts were "thrusted"....




    and of couse, it was a real meatstick and not a metal attachment

    and, of course, i don't have those retard thingys strapped to my wrists to aid in walking.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Only way to get Donker is to sabatoge him with murderer strippers
    He let it slip in another thread that he loves thick hos so I've already spread the word through Houstons gentlemens clubs that there is a bounty on the Donks head. First girl to suffocate him with ass and thighs gets 10k plus a 1k bonus if they capture the moment on camera.


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