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    daneblazer
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    Yo SBR...what is our next Poker promotion ?

    I imagine it'll begin after the bash...

    world cup?

    triathlon?

    let blazer come up with one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I imagine it'll begin after the bash...

    world cup?

    triathlon?

    let blazer come up with one?
    The Rigged Hole Invitational starting 6/9

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    That's correct. An official tournament series will begin a week after the Super Bowl. Stay tuned.

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    hopefully it will be the "First Annual DonkLand Classic".....

    Winner gets to come to DonkLand for a week, clear some brush on my ranch, and party her ass off with the Donk.....

    Females only, if a male should win the contest, his wife is awarded his prize. If he has no wife, his girlfriend.... If his wife or girlfriend is a 6 or less, he has to send a "working girl" down to DL (same result if he has no wife or girlfriend).....

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    Thanks sbr!

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    yisman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hopefully it will be the "First Annual DonkLand Classic".....

    Winner gets to come to DonkLand for a week, clear some brush on my ranch, and party her ass off with the Donk.....

    Females only, if a male should win the contest, his wife is awarded his prize. If he has no wife, his girlfriend.... If his wife or girlfriend is a 6 or less, he has to send a "working girl" down to DL (same result if he has no wife or girlfriend).....
    Sounds like the Donker gets the prize, not the contest winner!
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    Niceee

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    El Nino
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    Can we bring back the 10am???
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    in

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    how about the "Broke Dick Non Pro Open".....winner gets free Pro status for a year...dlowlilly you in

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Can we bring back the 10am???
    This

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    Heads up tourney. Seed the top 40 at end of qualifying and let it be a real reward to skill.

    To make it really special last man standing gets a shot at SBR superstar Shari in a high stakes strip poker match. You either get the glory of her naked or the brutal agony of her laughing at you mercilessly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Can we bring back the 10am???
    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    This

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    GUMMO77
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Heads up tourney. Seed the top 40 at end of qualifying and let it be a real reward to skill.

    To make it really special last man standing gets a shot at SBR superstar Shari in a high stakes strip poker match. You either get the glory of her naked or the brutal agony of her laughing at you mercilessly.

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    it would be cool if there was a totally new promotion..

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    how about the "Broke Dick Non Pro Open".....winner gets free Pro status for a year...dlowlilly you in

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    it would be cool if there was a totally new promotion..
    Whatcha got?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Heads up tourney.
    Worst idea ever. I used to laugh at dudes that got all mad at the e-table back in the day, lets go heads-up brah. Yeah, because that proves dikk. I'll just stick to raping the full table, thanks.

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    Heads up losers cannot bluff. So they lose

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    Who the fukk plays HU other than on tv shows and dudes that play single table tournaments all day? No thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    Who the fukk plays HU other than on tv shows and dudes that play single table tournaments all day? No thanks.
    I love playing heads up, easy money. Assuming they actually play and don't fold 30 hands in a row, then it's just boring. Or tonight it's been chase a gutshot, hit it, get paid and run off.

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    At this point I'm thinking .... It would be cool if there was a promotion!

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    Sweet. I gotta get back in the swing. Gotta buy a new laptop, or some shit. Posting on the phone sucks, and no poker.

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    no promotion until after the bash.....all the sharp players in Punta Cana the next 5 days

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    I'd like a biathlon or triathlon

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    10 am
    4 pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    I'd like a biathlon or triathlon
    waves needs to stop with the pm's to sbr asking that it not be a bi-athlon but rather a straight-up homosexualathlon limited to homos such as himself....

    relentless angle-shooter, this prick waves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    waves needs to stop with the pm's to sbr asking that it not be a bi-athlon but rather a straight-up homosexualathlon limited to homos such as himself....
    If SBR can post the PM's you're referring to, I'll promptly ship you 30k pts broke dikk.

    Since your wife is bi, I have no doubt you're a switch hitter as well. It's common knowledge I attended prior bash with a female, so the "homo" remark only further demonstrates your ignorance.

    Pretty sad state of affairs when this Donkey is so insecure about his bi-sexuality, he feels the need to lie about others to cope.

    relentless angle-shooter, this prick waves...
    If you're not shooting angles you're not trying, Downsouth taught me this. Otherwise, you find yourself a constant broke dikk like you. Step up your game chump.

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    Looking forward to the announcement

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    WOW!

    BobbyWaves throws a HAYMAKER!!

    AND WHIFFED!!!

    May have hit himself in the back of the head on the follow through

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    WOW!

    BobbyWaves throws a HAYMAKER!!

    AND CONNECTS!!!

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