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    blowjoe2020
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    Why don't non pro's ever play in the hold-em public poker room?

    If you win points in a poker tourney then you have to go play through them 3 times in the public room.

    But there is never anybody in there.

    Please save the "I'm not a pro so why am I playing" comments. Yes I am not a pro on here YET. I'm still evaluating

    the site.

    And I DO always wait real late to enter the tourneys so I don't keep a pro from playing in it.


    But anyway THEY (SBR) are the one's that let non-pro's play in the tourneys, not me, and they are the one's

    that have a public poker room. Why doesn't anybody ever go in there and try to play through their poker points?

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    Just turn pro, there is nothing to evaluate.

    As for your question, I have no idea why

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    they have the same couple guys that play al the time so jus look for them

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    BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID WE WILL FLEECE YOU of all your little points and you'll thereafter decide "no since turning pro, as these pros kill me everytime"

    thus we can't even get into your little non-pro playpen......

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    You're not even a pro....why are you playing

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    yah..... PHilly hits the nail on the head with that question.....

    and, how long does it take you to evaluate this place? about five minutes......

    the place is like a club med for degenerates, I highly recommend it!

    and, like a good work out place, there are absolutely no female distractions on the site.... not a single female member (a few moderators, but not one actual wowman)..... you can focus solely on gambling strategies and numbers without any worry about how stupid or geeked out you might look to the ladies......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yah..... PHilly hits the nail on the head with that question.....

    and, how long does it take you to evaluate this place? about five minutes......

    the place is like a club med for degenerates, I highly recommend it!

    and, like a good work out place, there are absolutely no female distractions on the site.... not a single female member (a few moderators, but not one actual wowman)..... you can focus solely on gambling strategies and numbers without any worry about how stupid or geeked out you might look to the ladies......





    LOL Philly didn't hit any "nail on the head" you goober-face! He was making a joke about my comment you noob!

    "Please save the "I'm not a pro so why am I playing" comments."

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    Quote Originally Posted by blowjoe2020 View Post
    LOL Philly didn't hit any "nail on the head" you goober-face! He was making a joke about my comment you noob!

    "Please save the "I'm not a pro so why am I playing" comments."
    joe, ur a fn idiot

    i read ur dumbass dont ask and he asked... why i seconded it....

    you might as well join chi arch and kenicki as the dimmest of posters on the site....

    that was my way of doing what philly did to u dumbfuk

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    donker gets it

    hoping my shirt for the bash has been ordered

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    sbr poker room is dead AF

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    sbr poker room is dead AF
    Dont see you seated

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    Is this thread a joke?

    I sat at a table with you a day or two ago and you sat out like a bitch. It wasn't because you were away, the timer was only halfway down to post blinds and you manually sat out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID WE WILL FLEECE YOU of all your little points and you'll thereafter decide "no since turning pro, as these pros kill me everytime"

    thus we can't even get into your little non-pro playpen......
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    this blowjobjoe guy reminds me of cutter the saints homer that was banned a few months back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    this blowjobjoe guy reminds me of cutter the saints homer that was banned a few months back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Is this thread a joke?

    I sat at a table with you a day or two ago and you sat out like a bitch. It wasn't because you were away, the timer was only halfway down to post blinds and you manually sat out!
    THIS fukin cown talking shit to me yesterday at the 3pm and he's not even a fukin pro

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    THIS fukin cown talking shit to me yesterday at the 3pm and he's not even a fukin pro
    I typed lol after you bet with air and then paired your high card on the river, wasn't talking shit, and then you proceeded to berate me for not betting you off of it. Then you sucked out for the tournament with your preflop all in dominated hand and laughed at me. Ur the clown bro

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    LOL Everybody on the site is a "Clown". And screw you JakeP! Or is it "Jerk pee-pee21".
    LOL

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    stfu blowjobjoe....

    ur fukkin' with sbr royalty.....

    and yes, mutha fukka, that's "Mr. Peavy," to you....

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    Blowjob2020 and USCRhillyGay have serious issues

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    The non-pros are bringing it! Maybe they'll cut back on their fast food intake, save up that $100, and go pro by 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Blowjob2020 and USCRhillyGay have serious issues
    turn pro jerkoff then talk to me....I fukin dominated you the whole tourney...

    oh....good luck flipping those 350 points

    look at those badges bitch.....played 3 tourneys in 2017 and won 2 of them.....

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    USCRhillyGay is extremely proud of river suckouts and dominated all in shoves lol

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    Screw every one of you dick-faces. Every one of you is faggets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    USCRhillyGay is extremely proud of river suckouts and dominated all in shoves lol
    that's one of the many differences between you and I mr. broke dick non pro - its called strategy - I learned from the best here - a Mr. JakePeavy that AJ ALWAYS beats AK.....pony up a hundy and you yourself could learn a few things as well......in the mean time, STOP stealing spaces in tourneys from PROS who can do something with the points or I'll take a soccer ball and shove it up your ass

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    Philly, that you even beat a non-pro is quite an accomplishment. You were smart not to wait for a good hand. Got to play the software!! I usually just try to avoid the non pros till the end and settle for 2nd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katstale View Post
    Philly, that you even beat a non-pro is quite an accomplishment. You were smart not to wait for a good hand. Got to play the software!! I usually just try to avoid the non pros till the end and settle for 2nd.
    katy he put up a good fight....had him almost 4-1 in chips.....funny how he doesn't mention his suck out to get back to even - fuk these broke dick assholes - I had to show him who's boss
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    uscphilly.... 50 Shades of Kassouf......




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    You know it will be about 10 mins before someone photoshops people wearing these to say I Heart Dick eh Donk?


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    as a nonpro sbr allows you to sign up for poker when the tourneys open for registration

    no need for you to wait to see if it fills

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    You know it will be about 10 mins before someone photoshops people wearing these to say I Heart Dick eh Donk?




    ..... "who photoshops anyone wearing an 'I heart Donk' t-shirt"!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    stfu blowjobjoe....

    ur fukkin' with sbr royalty.....

    and yes, mutha fukka, that's "Mr. Peavy," to you....


    LOL Eat it Donker!

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