[sam9ball]

11-21	Player	Total Points	Cashes
1	AutoDonk	4765	19
2	astro61200	4460	17
3	GUMMO77	4390	22
4	chico2663	4320	14
5	BiTeMeUsAdOj	4310	16
6	chili_powder	4160	17
7	JediMindPicks	4150	18
8	friedcheese	3925	11
9	oneunder	3905	22
10	franklee168	3860	16
11	jack_matz	3835	21
12	deadphish	3695	23
13	Lex_icon	3660	18
14	spider	3600	21
15	bobbywaves	3535	20
16	playersonly69	3465	10
17	milwaukee_mike	3455	12
18	snapperman2	3320	9
19	Czu81	3315	10
20	craigpb	3290	16
21	Grivas_Digeni	3245	12
22	b1slickguy	3225	26
23	Crypt1	3190	24
24	Cross	3140	19
25	laz	3110	15
26	ChuckyTheGoat	3050	14
27	MATCHBOOKSUcks	2980	19
28	blackbart	2975	12
29	MrKLC	2960	18
30	JAKEPEAVY21	2955	14
31	dtp	2945	8
32	boscokid	2925	11
33	Stefan	2900	21
34	mpaschal34	2815	20
35	d2bets	2810	21
36	pabonaparte	2780	11
37	GaryDN	2765	17
38	joeking99	2765	12
39	defender	2715	16
40	empiremaker	2705	13
41	codone69	2695	15
42	zwoeins	2675	22
43	qukubau	2660	14
44	mayberry	2655	23
45	ArunSh	2600	13
46	BobLoblaw	2585	10
47	daneblazer	2540	8
48	JayTris07	2520	10
49	ChiefWahoo	2490	12
50	stuler	2485	10
51	MillerTime99	2485	10
52	hhsilver	2400	20
53	panamabrad	2345	18
54	imack	2335	18
55	no1here	2315	21
56	TheGiant	2300	15
57	dogkatcher	2290	11
58	NoBrainor	2290	10
59	AustinRussell	2275	10
60	Manosdepiedra	2265	17
61	uscphillyguy	2240	14
62	sportsfanatic	2235	16
63	lobo369	2175	16
64	thetrinity	2165	13
65	sportfan	2135	15
66	gunslinger572	2120	12
67	funnyb25	2110	13
68	yisman	2100	16
69	startm	2095	15
70	Optional	2070	18
71	russianrocket	2065	12
72	pokerpro44	2060	14
73	brndg23	2055	17
74	smitch124	2050	22
75	WQuine	2045	14
76	taz01	2035	11
77	tradeout	2010	13
78	Krashman	1935	19
79	slikec	1925	12
80	Stifler	1925	10
81	korki	1915	6
82	qwertvt	1910	10
83	Fieldysnuts44	1885	11
84	dankelly	1875	11
85	DGG23	1865	10
86	thechaoz	1860	8
87	slanina	1835	19
88	msutter	1835	6
89	horja1	1830	14
90	BestPlay2day	1815	19
91	stikymess	1800	11
92	yahoonino	1790	8
93	Basement	1785	11
94	Enkhbat	1775	14
95	RudyRuetigger	1770	11
96	katstale	1760	11
97	downsouth	1745	13
98	Bigorange	1740	9
99	Mannyfan	1730	14
100	brock	1700	6

[AUSTINRUSSELL]

Barely.

[Auto Donk]

damn.... miss a few days of trny play and suddenly I've got a pack of wannabees nippin' at my heels.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

damn.... miss a few days of trny play and suddenly I've got a pack of wannabees nippin' at my heels.....

I've missed 5 tourneys in this series (1 week equivalent obv)... so, buck up!... no excuses!

Might even post that Shaq vid when I zoom pass your ass...

[Auto Donk]

I've missed 5 tourneys in this series (1 week equivalent obv)... so, buck up!... no excuses!

Might even post that Shaq vid when I zoom pass your ass...

since it's inevitable (for eg. last two exits had my kk (with 2600 chips) cracked by JJ (1000 chips) and 77 (4600 chips) with flop j blank blank, turn 7; and then aces cracked), I will go ahead and post it now.....





plus, I just love that damn vid:

[TheMoneyShot]

Thank you for turning off the doom switch for 1 tourney for me.

Very nice of you.

[Auto Donk]

Hell, if a simple request to turn off the doom switch works, let me politely make one, given the stream of 80-20 and 80-12-8 beats I have taken over the past two weeks.....

while I know SBR doesn't want to have the leader up by 2000-3000 pts with only a month or so to go, but the beats of late are just brutal.... And while having one member lead the "challange" for 90 percent of the time it's been running is boring, my wife is tired of hearing f' bombs flying out of my mouth at the 30 minute mark of whatever trny I've played as of late......

so, SBR, please turn the recently-flipped doom switch back to the "off" position.

Thanks in advance!

AD

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fuk.

Where am I? Around 5,000th?

[SharpAngles]

2 confirmed bots in the top 5. One of my Costa Rican connections just sent footage of this one after his 4th place finish on the 16th.



Un fukin real.

[thechaoz]

Man I gotta start playing... Been so damn busy...

[chico2663]

nope

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Uh, donker... coupla things, pal.

1. Might wanna check out the 3pm tourney results

2. It has now become imperative you click on this

[franklee168]

This may turn out to be an epic choke job by AD.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

This may turn out to be an epic choke job by AD.

check it... you know how i be...sbr poker can't do without me

I call myself B.I.T.E., but i'm not as good as Dirty Harry
I call myself B.I.T.E., cuz I'm nude skypin with da Shari

Nobody's sbr poker do it bigger than me... that's like a GUMMO77 being bigger than me...that's like BDF Goatmilk having more pts than me... that's like donker at the stripclub pullin' more pussy than me

STOP, it ain't about boostin'...it's bout B.I.T.E, aka BIG ROOSTER

Now that's the difference tween 2nd and 1st place...houston boy, holla... TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!

DONKER, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!!!!

[SharpAngles]

Uh, donker... coupla things, pal.

1. Might wanna check out the 3pm tourney results

2. It has now become imperative you click on this

Lou and Shari OFF the donkland Christmas card list

[eidolon]

Hell, if a simple request to turn off the doom switch works, let me politely make one, given the stream of 80-20 and 80-12-8 beats I have taken over the past two weeks.....

while I know SBR doesn't want to have the leader up by 2000-3000 pts with only a month or so to go, but the beats of late are just brutal.... And while having one member lead the "challange" for 90 percent of the time it's been running is boring, my wife is tired of hearing f' bombs flying out of my mouth at the 30 minute mark of whatever trny I've played as of late......

so, SBR, please turn the recently-flipped doom switch back to the "off" position.

Thanks in advance!

AD

Only played in 2 tournaments so far. Felt good to knock you out in the last one

[Auto Donk]

This may turn out to be an epic choke job by AD.

if i fall out of the top 100, I'll let all of you see my wife on a video we made on that cruise we took last spring.....

[Auto Donk]

Only played in 2 tournaments so far. Felt good to knock you out in the last one

I always feed the needy......

Biggie taught me that line, when he rapped, "believe me, I've got enough to feed the needy"......

and I'm pretty sure he and I were talkin'/rappin about the same thing.....


it's well known at SBR that sitting out for a month, and playing only sporadically, will let you run like a God when u do decide to play....

[franklee168]

if i fall out of the top 100, I'll let all of you see my wife on a video we made on that cruise we took last spring.....

AD, forget about the top 100. Just show the video.

[Auto Donk]

DONKER, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!!!!

one thing we can all rest assured of, not nearly as nasty as mine has tasted in all your mouths for the past 2 months straight.... daily.... all day, all day..... It's hard to get rid of that nasty anal aftertaste, I'm sure.....
I eat a lot of cheap mexican food, greasy as shit and always with refried beans, from authentic hole in the wall mescin food restaurants all over Houston and Waller, TX....

one of the reasons that my wife, who will do almost anything sexually, does not have a "check mark" by "give Donk a rim job" on her bucket list......

you poor bastards have like 60-70 checkmarks!!!

"NOW STOP, AND THINK ABOUT THAT!!!" --shaq

[bobbywaves]

my wife, who will do almost anything sexually

I can attest to this.

[downsouth]

I can attest to this.

This actually got a mild chuckle.

[Auto Donk]

waves.... peeking in my window obviously.....

this song, I sing to waves: