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    BetweenHerCheeks
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    Wtf with the railbird freaks in the poker room?

    says there are 23 people in the poker room and I am the ONLY ONE at a table waiting to play.

    WTF is going on bunch of sickos in trench coats jacking off watching others play?

    Get your ass on a table you fuucking pussies

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetweenHerCheeks View Post
    says there are 23 people in the poker room
    False, that's how many are viewing the poker forum.

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    The 23 people are those who have the poker client running.

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    what can I say, a lot of people liked my triple-tittied avatar

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    What Trips said. I leave mine open sometimes. But I'm picking strawberries and not poker people watching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slanina View Post
    What Trips said. I leave mine open sometimes. But I'm picking strawberries and not poker people watching.
    Good fiber!! Were on sale at the local store, got two pounds and shit my brains out all weekend..lol

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    I study you all and take copious notes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toughone View Post
    Good fiber!! Were on sale at the local store, got two pounds and shit my brains out all weekend..lol
    I used to love grabbing a flat of strawberries when I'd have to run up and down the 5 from bay area to LA....could eat em the whole trip and it was fewer calories than a burger! Never had the shits, but I had to hit every rest stop on the way down...took me a lot longer than it should have to figure out the reason, which is that strawberries are almost completely water!

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    Toughone might be a plant

    Never seen someone hit everything like him

    Folds to min raise preflops but then calls overbet all ins preflop with 9 4 offsuit and hits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Toughone might be a plant

    Never seen someone hit everything like him

    Folds to min raise preflops but then calls overbet all ins preflop with 9 4 offsuit and hits.
    don't you have to be a pro to partake in this promotion?

    guy finishes 35th and bitches about a bad beat

    Fine-print

    1. Must be an SBR Pro to represent a team.


    fukin broke dik just taking a spot up from a sold out tourney
    Last edited by USCPHILLYGUY; 02-17-17 at 03:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    don't you have to be a pro to partake in this promotion?

    guy finishes 35th and bitches about a bad beat
    We were playing at a cash game. Carry on though USCRhillyGay, don't let a little ignorance stop you

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    We were playing at a cash game. Carry on though USCRhillyGay, don't let a little ignorance stop you
    Did you not play the 3pm tourney today and finish 35th

    why are you taking a spot for a PRO to play when you've been here this time around 3 months and still haven't turned pro

    how are those roll overs going

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    We were playing at a cash game. Carry on though USCRhillyGay, don't let a little ignorance stop you
    What happened during a cash game with Toughone is irrelevant. Fact remains you've cashed in a couple recent tourneys & are ineligible for the World Cup promo, unless you become pro by June 5th. Do you have any intentions of becoming pro by June 5th? If not, you're taking up a tourney spot from a pro. When these tourney's are either full, or close to it.

    Pts are worthless as a non pro. So I suggest you save the $100 pro donation prior to June 5th, in the event you make a World Cup team. Good luck.

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    2 broke dick non pros rolling over points for a SBR hat!

    cant make this shit up

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    I assure you I am not a brokedik. I have said this before and I'll say it again, I have credit issues with Cr Cards but it's the only way you can donate here. I asked if I could get a friend to donate who I give the money to but admin said no. It isn't about the money

    It is a good point about taking a spot in a full tourney. I will try to make sure there are open spots if I enter from now on. I just like playing poker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    I assure you I am not a brokedik. I have said this before and I'll say it again, I have credit issues with Cr Cards but it's the only way you can donate here. I asked if I could get a friend to donate who I give the money to but admin said no. It isn't about the money

    It is a good point about taking a spot in a full tourney. I will try to make sure there are open spots if I enter from now on. I just like playing poker.
    dlowily your honestly is refreshing......here's a suggestion....run out and buy a $100 v i s a gift card and I'm pretty sure that will work... let us know how it turns out

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    dlowily your honestly is refreshing......here's a suggestion....run out and buy a $100 v i s a gift card and I'm pretty sure that will work... let us know how it turns out
    Look at Philly with out of the box thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    dlowily your honestly is refreshing......here's a suggestion....run out and buy a $100 v i s a gift card and I'm pretty sure that will work... let us know how it turns out
    Ill look in to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Look at Philly with out of the box thinking.
    thanks Matty. Can't imagine in this day & age someone doesn't even have a freaking debit card �� but let's see how this plays out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    thanks Matty. Can't imagine in this day & age someone doesn't even have a freaking debit card �� but let's see how this plays out.
    i don't deal in crdt crds or cash. i'm a gold and silver guy only.

    who knew crdt crds spelled out is banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    i don't deal in crdt crds or cash. i'm a gold and silver guy only.

    who knew crdt crds spelled out is banned.

    +1.

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    MY pet Chimp investigated this issue and has solved it.....'

    just as many an underground poker room here in H-town is run in the back of legitimate business, SBR's poker room is run out of the back of this place:

    '''


    all those guys aren't "on the rail," they're in line outside of the booth next to JJ Gold's stall, waitin their turn to make a run at JJ's flaxen throat and sweet lips......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    MY pet Chimp investigated this issue and has solved it.....'

    just as many an underground poker room here in H-town is run in the back of legitimate business, SBR's poker room is run out of the back of this place:

    '''


    all those guys aren't "on the rail," they're in line outside of the booth next to JJ Gold's stall, waitin their turn to make a run at JJ's flaxen throat and sweet lips......
    I don't know why, but this article reminds me of some of your posts.

    http://www.iflscience.com/environmen...ake-berryessa/
    Last edited by Lex_icon; 02-23-17 at 03:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    who knew crdt crds spelled out is banned.
    Anyone who has posted on sportsbooks & the industry forum.

    People in the know refer to it as plastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex_icon View Post
    I don't know why, but this article reminds me of some of your posts.

    http://www.iflscience.com/environmen...ake-berryessa/




    Not even SweetLips Flaxen-Throated Michael Jack Corbin can provide that kind of suction.....

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