[Auto Donk]

after being unceremoniously ass-raped out of the first two 9 pm trnies in the current promo, I've decided to try my hat in the 2pm today.....

please go gentile on me today, SBR, as my bunghole is bruised as bad as Bobb.... (wait, moratorium on wave's bashin was just extended).... as bad as a "bottom" gay guy leaving an adult book store in the Montrose area at 5 am on a Sunday morning as the result of the bad beats I've sustained.....

at least make lube available tableside if you're going to continue the doom switch, sbr

[Auto Donk]

finished 3d; only took a few bad beats along the way, and of course took a beat with a 70 percent favorite to get ousted 3d when the programmed winner shoved his ace rag into my jacks...... of course sbr bails him out with typical ace flop against my pair anytime i'm 70-30 favorite....

i gotta trust the system and play as bad as ballerholic2, and the other dickweeds that constantly win with 20-80 to 30-70 dogs......

and don't even get me started on the bad beat I managed to fight back from, when I turn a set of jacks to lose to broadway on the river......

step ur game up, SBR

[snip3r2006]

Better stop raise folding a quater of Ur Stack GG

[Auto Donk]

i only recall a 2k raise on 4-800 blinds into you once when you shoved in response (I was sb, u bb), and only reason i folded was there were two - three, maybe more smaller stacks such that it didn't warrant risking it all against your suckout ass at the time.... we were either 1-2 in chips or maybe someone else had a stack in between us.....

no sense letting it all ride there on ace rag for my trny life, when I knew I would have better chances later, and certainly a higher finish based on laying that particular hand down.

and, as you saw, I immediately got that 2k back such that I was at that same 10k or so chipstack size.... and it was at most 1/5 of my stack, I think

and, u did the same raise fold move into baller, as did he into me, several times once we were 3-handed..... and u laid the shit down as well..... no shame in that.....

gg, as well.... BALLER was progrtammed to win it, obviously....

[astro61200]

Changing the avatar often helps with running poorly. After finishing 6th tonight, getting busted by the programmed winner who managed to double up off me twice earlier with 43os, it's time for me to switch again. Tried flipping the script by going all in with 43 against him, since my AQ and Q8 lost to his 43os for 2 of his all ins, but I didn't hit (shocker)

[sinmiedo]

OMG , after today's finish, please reverse the switch to Autodonk.
After leading the tournament by a mile, finished 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not fair.

[daysleeper]

I got sucked out a few times too, can't even remember what hands tho cause I was busy killing it at the 1/2.

[4uk4life]

Just don't play hands like AA and you'll be fine.

[Auto Donk]

OMG , after today's finish, please reverse the switch to Autodonk.
After leading the tournament by a mile, finished 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not fair.

it's the bullshit i've been dealing with for a long fukkin' whilie on this crock of shit site.........

river suckouts one after another, total fukkin' bullshit............


stick your fukkin' rigged lame ass doom switched poker up your ass, SBR.....

it may have been funny for you stupid fuks the first 1,000 times, but the shit's gotten old..... LOL

[mpaschal34]

Better stop raise folding a quater of Ur Stack GG

You see that a lot don't you. Especially when it's against one of the 4 horsemen.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

My kinder gentler me lasted about 3 mins on the cash games with Sniper....i swear this fukin guy thinks he's the best poker player in the world......with all this fukin knowledge why are you wasting your time here at SBR for points


guys a tool....if i ever saw him i'd shove that scarf right up his fukin ass

[mpaschal34]

That's the Philly I like!

[Broke Homey]

My kinder gentler me lasted about 3 mins on the cash games with Sniper....i swear this fukin guy thinks he's the best poker player in the world......with all this fukin knowledge why are you wasting your time here at SBR for points


guys a tool....if i ever saw him i'd shove that scarf right up his fukin ass

Ahhhh......True North East talk. Thought i was reading about a typical holiday meal table conversation with my family.......I miss home.

[Auto Donk]

You see that a lot don't you. Especially when it's against one of the 4 horsemen.

BBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

Actually, the Four "Now suspiciously nowhere to be found" Horseman were much worse than the Donk, usually bet-folding 40-50 percent of their stack into sniper......