1. 07-15-15 02:44 PM #1
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    US Poker Players

    Where can I play online poker with major US *********** deposits? Looking for a site with alot of players and tournaments. Please let me know as I would like to play asap.



    Thank you
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  2. 07-15-15 03:00 PM #2
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    well, when i saw this request, that comes up sporadically on this forum, I was gonna post up my standard video clip of money being flushed down the fk'n toilet, as that is essentially what you'd be doing here.........

    HOWEVER, as I searched for that standard clip, I came across something far more riveting, and proving that Jack Burns (Robert Di Niro) could have been full of shit when defending Mr. Jinx, by asserting cat's lack the opposable thumbs necessary to flush a f'n toilet:



    Wow!!!!!! all it takes is a f'n trip wire, strategically tied to the toilet handle, to exploit the cat's natural instinct to cover its shit with dirt/leaves, etc., to hide the shit's scent.......

    Almost as clever my trick, that i'm patenting of couse, of setting up a make shift dunking booth right on the back fence of my property, but with the little red target arm positioned 3 feet above the actual top of the fence, along with an actual ticket booth on my side of the fence, that I have tricked my pet Chimp into thinking is a legit dunking booth at a carnival, to get him to throw his shit into the neighbor's yard so I don't have to deal with it....

    His aim is pretty bad, so must of it clears the top of the fence but misses the target--- out of sight, out of mind.... the few times he actually hits it, it either drops from the target immediately, or dries and drops into one nice neat pile after a day or two.... making an easy "one pile" to clean up instead of 74 separate piles all over everywhere......
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  3. 07-15-15 03:03 PM #3
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    will i not get a deposit back? why are you so reluctant?
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  4. 07-15-15 03:06 PM #4
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    Hahahahahah.............. YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLZ!!!!!
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  5. 07-15-15 03:10 PM #5
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    thanks for the helpful insight.......
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  6. 07-15-15 03:22 PM #6
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    Bovada is currently #1 for US players. Softer CG than on PokerStars (if I take that comparison) and the MTTs are pretty solid 2.
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  7. 07-15-15 03:30 PM #7
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    ive read good reviews on betonline. what do you guys think? Also how many players are on bovada? looking to play larger sized tournaments and as i found out with sportsbook those never pan out
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  8. 07-15-15 03:38 PM #8
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    Hi Federal Agent Whoeverthefukyouare

    Why don't you GFY and comeback here to report how that works out for ya
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  9. 07-15-15 03:50 PM #9
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    wait what hahah. i just want a good website to play at what the hell is with all the backlash
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    that cat above ^^ does a more hygienic job than 95% of SBR posters

    Be nice if the cat found some time to train tt......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    that cat above ^^ does a more hygienic job than 95% of SBR posters

    Be nice if the cat found some time to train tt......
    simply naming a cat "Marmalade" increases its intelligence by a factor of 25x
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  12. 07-15-15 05:12 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by strictlyogkush View Post
    wait what hahah. i just want a good website to play at what the hell is with all the backlash
    A lot of bitterness because that's all any of us American players want friend. Unfortunately there are no "good" sites to play so all you'll get is nonsense. Now go run that message up the ladder to Loretta Lynch and see what we can figure out Agent Kush
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  13. 07-15-15 11:36 PM #13
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    so all you poker degenerates don't do any online poker? Just recommend the best one
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    Quote Originally Posted by strictlyogkush View Post
    so all you poker degenerates don't do any online poker? Just recommend the best one
    Was already told to you -- BOVADA... end of story.
    Not hard to grasp.
    But, if you're in NY (like me) or Jersey... you can't play there.

    You might have heard about a lil thing called Black Friday ~4yrs ago... no?

    The options for Americans now to play decent online poker @ a decent poker site suck donkey balls.
    Just the way it is, unfortunately.

    I consistently drive ~1.5hrs to 3hrs (depending on casino, and that time is only 1 way) about 4 times a month to play. Casino donks make it well worth my time/effort... plus I enjoy the hell outta the game of poker.

    AND... the strip clubs throughout New England are Da Shizzle.
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  15. 07-16-15 03:10 PM #15
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    Tried bet online and the tournaments/cash games suck. Requested my money back


    Will try bovada later to see how many players are on. Anyone know if the $100+ tournaments ever fill up?
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    Americas Card room
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  17. 07-16-15 06:59 PM #17
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    facebook free poker... call up your friends and wager over the phone.....
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  18. 07-17-15 01:20 AM #18
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    Try that zinga poker. Real ogkush pros like yourself play there! Tons of brain dead action! A guy named wussy waves will show up and show you how to get candy crush bonus poker points.
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