[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

MON May 18th results:

Spacefrog -- 70pts (520 total)

TripRIGGERINO_D-- 600pts (1350 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times yisman's internet has stayed connected during important tourneys: 0, zilch, L0u'd

Tripper catching more things last night in the 11pm than and COMBINED!

Conclusive proof: RS

[BeerDog99]

Tripper catching more things last night in the 11pm than and COMBINED!

Conclusive proof: RS

Correction: RSH (tm)

[4uk4life]

Correction: RSH (tm)

If they made it into a shirt and put it in the store, it would be a top seller

[Triple_D_Bet]

MON May 18th results:

Spacefrog -- 70pts (520 total)

TripRIGGERINO_D-- 600pts (1350 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times yisman's internet has stayed connected during important tourneys: 0, zilch, L0u'd

Tripper catching more things last night in the 11pm than and COMBINED!

Conclusive proof: RS

After I shit out that horseshoe last night, I felt like I was on the wrong side of the Holmes experience

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Tues May 19th results:

GUMMO6977-- 600pts (1070 total)

bobbywaves -- 250pts (595 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times downsouth clicks on Brazzers(dot)com in a day MINUS 1,743...(1,743-1,743): 0, zippo, MILFer0ni

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Correction: RSH (tm)

My friend, I heart ya... but you are Betamax to my VHS, pal.

And I will ultimately CRUSH YOU in royalties in the marketplace when my RS (tm) becomes the gold standard.

Shithole is one word, not two!... as backed up by Oxford, Collins, Urban & Dictionary(dot)com, amongst others:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=shithole

I implore you, Doggy... jump ship and get on the right side here before it's too late (I will still cut you in for a nice % cuz I luv ya, man).

IOW, be THIS kewl kat:


and NOT this pathetic wannabe:

[downsouth]

I personally prefer my shit-holes be of the two word variety or hyphenated as opposed to the conformist one word shithole.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I personally prefer my shit-holes be of the two word variety or hyphenated as opposed to the conformist one word shithole.

Ah yeah, well... you also prefer the Ashton Kutcher episodes of Two and a Half Men to Charlie Sheen's so... you'll forgive us if we summarily dismiss that opinion.

Speaking of RS!... from today's 3pm:

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5084587
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:26:00 20/05/2015 ET
Table 'Table 61502', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : joeking99, amount $1350, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : slikec, amount $2739, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : oneunder, amount $1065, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : HomerSimpson2, amount $1175, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : dogkatcher, amount $1822, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : iamPoni, amount $1315, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : philthethrill, amount $2965, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1218, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : CasperSky, amount $1351, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
philthethrill: Small Blind ($25)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Ad, Ah]
CasperSky: Raise ($100)
joeking99: Fold
slikec: Fold
oneunder: Raise ($225)
HomerSimpson2: Fold
dogkatcher: Fold
iamPoni: Fold
philthethrill: Fold
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($450)
CasperSky: Fold
oneunder: Raise ($825)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($1218)
oneunder: Call ($240)
oneunder: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Kh, 6h, 7h]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [3d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [8d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
oneunder: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $2255, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $153, Rake $0
Summary oneunder: bet $1290, won $2255, net $965, HoleCards [Kd, Kc], HiHand [three of a kind, kings] [Kh, Kd, Kc, 8d, 7h], won $2255 from main pot
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $1718, won $153, net $-1565, HoleCards [Ad, Ah], HiHand [a pair of aces] [Ah, Ad, Kh, 8d, 7h], won $153 from side pot #1

[downsouth]

7pm for 5/20/2015

Gummo 1st= 600 pts
Downsouth/Thundercock 5th= 150 pts

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

7pm for 5/20/2015

Gummo 1st= 600 pts
Downsouth/Thundercock 5th= 150 pts

Er, yo... "Thundercock"... I realize 2 is close to 1 but we only reward the pts actually won, Cochise.

Your error here reminds me of that old Robin Williams line: “The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

GUM was 2nd there, ol mighty Thundercock.

Bottom line: Less boners... more sing-a-longs with Elmo & friends.

[GUMMO77]

I got 2nd, but I saw the Thundercock get taken out and it was marvelous.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I got 2nd, but I saw the Thundercock get taken out and it was marvelous.

Orange Blossom Trail has clearly corrupted you.

We gotz ourselves a whole lotta Paul Ruebens all up in here...

[downsouth]

Gummo must have lost with best hand at end.

Obviously boner prevented brain from reaching anything resembling intelligence.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

WED May 20th results:

GUMMOshiftkey+Ctrl+Alt+bigblue/Lou77 -- 375pts (1445 total)

bobbywaves -- 175pts (770 total)

spider -- 60pts (520 total)

*THUNDERCOCK*-- 150pts (750 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times onerous makes sense in his HH poker posts: 0, zippo, nada

[downsouth]

WED May 20th results:

GUMMOshiftkey+Ctrl+Alt+bigblue/Lou77 -- 375pts (1445 total)

bobbywaves -- 175pts (770 total)

spider -- 60pts (520 total)

*THUNDERCOCK*-- 150pts (750 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times onerous makes sense in his HH poker posts: 0, zippo, nada

Thundercock obviously black as a sign of respect.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Thundercock obviously black as a sign of respect.

Of course... as clearly TC is the of SHAFTS.


BTW men, I didn't catch the 3pm results, so if you cashed in that tourney... please PIPE UP (uh huh huh huh... he said "PIPE UP"... get it?) and post here what you cashed for in 3pm, please.

Spider? Spacefrog?... any pts in 3pm? Anyone?

[downsouth]

I didnt recogonize any cashes from the 3pm.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I didnt recogonize any cashes from the 3pm.

Thanks TC

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Thurs May 21st results:

Hurricane Betty's patron: 250pts (1000 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times JoJo has said "No" while drinking tequila: 0, zilch, #She'sA3-imputGirl========>(0)(#)(*)er0ni

[downsouth]

Nobody cashed in today's 7pm

Didnt see the early one as I was busy strutting around beach in a banana hammock

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

FRI May 22nd results:

spider -- 120pts (640 total)

Electric Blue Cafe regular -- 80pts (1080 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times Nichelle Nichols gave George Takei a "thundercock" on the set of Star Trek: 0, zippo, #SuluBendsforSp0cker00

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

"AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME..."
<---"thundercock"... just kinda sniffing asses @ this point

Mon May 25th results:

Former Mons Venus "Norm"(er, like CHEERS), and current Mons webcam aficionado-- 375pts (1455 total)

bobbywaves-- 250pts (1020 total)

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Everyone else in contest for today same as number of times Shari has refused my $0.99/per minute DIRTY SEX TALK on ooVoo video chat: 0, zippo, boner0ni

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Ok men... wasn't able to catch the 3pm results (I see spacefrog cashed for 120 in 7pm... can account for GUM)

Anyone cash in 3pm?

Tripper, spider, vegas, TC... anyone of ya cash in 3pm?

I don't see any badges indicating such... BUT ... seeing SBR stiffed the badges for last night's 11pm, can't always go on just that, obviously.

No one cashed in 3pm... is that correct?

[spider]

60 pt cash in the 3 pm.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

60 pt cash in the 3 pm.

OK, Thanx
... clear negligence on SBR's part with the badge stiffing; will prolly contact Donk to consider filing a suit.
Would like nothing better then to take JoJo & Natty for all their worth --- or least leave them cash-strapped so they can't afford any clothes and are forced to run around au naturel (oh wait, TC works for SBR, too... add his name to the suit.)

Alrighty then... so that's it from the 3pm? Speak up now, please.

[downsouth]

I can't catch anything. Guess it's time to start barebacking the ladies of the night as I'm obviously in the clear.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

TUES May 26th results:

spider -- 60pts (700 total)

Spacefrog -- 120pts (640 total)

bobbywaves -- 120pts (1140 total)

American Pharaoh, American Gigolo, American Biter -- 375pts (1830 total)



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Everyone else in contest for today same as % of animals that feel safe in the care of POS69: 0, zilch, #DontDr0wnMeBr0

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

WED May 27th results:

spider -- 175pts (875 total)

Affirmed -- 80pts (1910 total)
................Alydar -- 375pts (1725 total)

(GUMMO dickin round buying Thundercock shots @ the Clubhouse Bar.)


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Everyone else in contest for today:

[spider]

Bite please correct wed 27th , I got 175 pts. not 120. so add 55 to my total.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Bite please correct wed 27th , I got 175 pts. not 120. so add 55 to my total.

Oh geez... sorry bout that, pal. Transcribed incorrectly.

Damn "office girl" is in *serious* trouble for that faux pas.
If Tatddy didn't look so cute prancing round in that French Maid's outfit... I'd probably let him go.

CORRECTED

[downsouth]

Little late to the party again but 11pm results

Thundercock- 1st. 600pts

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

THURS May 28th results:

spider -- 175pts (1050 total)

Tripster -- 60pts (1785 total)

*ALL MIGHTY THUNDERCOCK* -- 600pts (1350 total)

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Last day of the contest, men.
Quick note: Whomever comes in 2nd, please DON'T do what this guy did.



Unless it's me in 2nd... then expect a FULL ON STREAKING VID FROM FOXWOODS POKER ROOM.

p.s. -- gotta love "Modesty" coming in 3rd ^^

[Triple_D_Bet]

Well tracked bite...one day to catch you if I can

[downsouth]

I think I may have to re place the minotaur

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Well tracked bite...one day to catch you if I can

Prolly a beautiful, sunny day throughout Cali... would be a damn shame wasting it being stuck inside playing some nonsense penny tournament.

Probably best to get out and about, maybe head to SF and enjoy that traffic... where you get to do some real "deep thinking" while observing all those other interesting motorists ---- might even brainstorm up the next big idea (the Internet PLUS?) while inching along... I mean, who knows?

Safe driving, Tripper, and watch out for those CHiPs, pal.