SBR Poker Free???? Not hardly, the costs add up....
In another thread, in response to the "we should be thankful, as sbr poker is FREE" notion, I replied by noting many of the costs associated with playing SBR poker (buying booze to drown sorrows, prostitutes to relieve the stress of losing, having to spring for ecstasy for Chimp's LOGO camera crew to be able to party all night in a better mood at the gay bars), but I left out one serious element of the costs of playing SBR poker....
I forgot to mention, in assessing whether this poker on sbr is "free," the impact on familial relationships and the domestic abuse that comes from taking bad beats, and the harm it does to sbr members' "game" when it comes to picking up women......
usually I'm suave as shit out on the town.... but, as you can see from the photo below, taken by my wife at Taco Milagro, it has turned me from being a master at closing a good threesome into a f'n maniac..... we had this babe ready to hit the sheets with us, when she happened to ask "Do you play any online poker? I heard SBR is a good site to play on." My knee-jerk response:
and it doesn't end there........... after the babe bolted (and called the cops), I had this reaction when the 5-0 showed up...... two of HPD's finest African-American officers, ready to put a beat down on a dumb cracker who had just blew a good threesome opportunity......
still seething at hearing the words "ESSSS BEEEEE AREEEE", I was in no mood for the cops, and reacted with this:
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3. felony destruction of property (I didn't go down without an SBR-badbeat-style tirade, and trashed about five-six of their obviously "hi-dollar" plastic patio tables and chair sets).......
AGAIN, to reiterate the costs. PLAY SBR POKER, LOSE OUT ON THESE:
Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-07-15 at 10:00 AM.
Reason: ps. the chick in the immediate background was also showing interest (possible four-some) until "SBR POKER" was mentioned.....
Judging by your self incriminating statements I think a felony detainer should be placed on you. A writ of Habeas Corpus should be served. Perhaps placing you in the middle of Lake Tahoe in a boat with a big hole in it. The amount of HHO (H2O) that enters the boat will determine the amount of your bail !!!!!!l You'll have to provide a bucket to execute this. If your bail is to much and you can't keep up, You may use that gal from your avatar, she will provide the needed floatation needed to keep you afloat. :O)
note to self......... anyone who's named gary or mentions having an affinity toward the dapper don, strike immediately from the jury panel during voir dire.........
btw, no detainer necessary, Chimp ripped a key of some peruvian gold from some mexican mafia members that live down the street, flipped it, and posted bail......
yep, so, instead of us relishing in these, i wound up with, as Chris Rock puts it, "DRY BALLS"!!!!
time................ AND TITS................. IT COST ME MOTHER FCKIN' TITS.................... FCK TIME............ I WANTED TO FCK THOSE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have dual screens you can watch porno and play SBR poker at the same time. Helps to be ambidextrous.
Do this and you'll improve your game so much second monitor will pay for itself!
In all seriousness, I was only able to play online as long as I did by keeping myself entertained on second monitor...easily tens of thousands difference between what I earned and when I would have had to quit out of boredom without it
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SBR Poker Free???? Not hardly, the costs add up....
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