1. 03-02-15 10:05 AM #1
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    Online Poker???

    Is there any book that will take US players?
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    only the Your Fukked Book......

    Go play live, it's more fun and not rigged if you have legit dealer, and u can win actual money, and a helluva lot more of it

    For example, I played Saturday at a local poker room--the AntFather knows it well -- in a $225 +$25 tourney with 40+ players, chopped with three left (my haul totaled around $1,900 at that point, as we held a grand of the prize money back to play it out for – I wound up out next), chopped the last longer with the other guy still in that (15 plyrs at $40.00/tot $600, my cut $300), won a couple hundred more in the cash game, and had $2,500.00+ in my pocket for 5 ½ hours work.....


    In essence, you can earn more playing live in six hours than SBR resident-wussy Bobby "Tidal Waves" Waves has earned in a lifetime on SBR...........
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    Cool story Donkey, you're a broke dikk on & off the forum.
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  4. 03-02-15 10:48 PM #4
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    waves, i won more this past weekend than your career earnings............ as usual, you dumb fck, my "story" is verifiable.....

    go suck a coockkkkkk
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  5. 03-02-15 11:25 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    waves, i won more this past weekend than your career earnings............ as usual, you dumb fck, my "story" is verifiable.....

    go suck a coockkkkkk
    Let's see you verify it asswipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Let's see you verify it asswipe.
    send the ant father richard rios a p.m., he plays at the particular room where the trny was held, ask him to verify with the game runner daryl whether a lawyer finished third (after significant chops) and split the heads up last longer.... a guy named eric won the trny......

    i had hoped richard (theantfather) would be there, so i could meet him; but to his credit, guys there said he generally will play the 1k buy-in held on what i presumed to be a "not so often" basis, and that he is one helluva trny player....

    all these comments made by guys that unlike you, all have wsop experience, including the Main Event..... face it waves, your f'n outmatched on every f'n level........ go buy another ho and sit in the corner where you belong.....

    richard can easily verify it...... still doubt me, put your money where your f'n mouth is

    I'll bet you five k in bet points my "story" as you call it pans out as the absolute truth..... you want the bet, say so here, I'll post up five k tomorrow............
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    Bovada, BetOnline, Blue Chip Poker.
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  8. 03-03-15 08:37 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharkAA View Post
    Bovada, BetOnline, Blue Chip Poker.
    Which one(s) you recommend Shark?
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    Quote Originally Posted by In The Money View Post
    Which one(s) you recommend Shark?
    I only played on BCP and BetOnline, but arguably, Bovada is still the #1 site for US players. BetOnline has absolutely crap software, games are pretty soft (at least NL 10, NL 25), however, I don't really know, what's the case with withdrawals. BCP has solid MTTs/cash games and I had no problems withdrawing to Neteller. Even though, I haven't played on Bovada, I'd have to go with the opinions, providing from others, that it is the best site atm for US players.
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  10. 03-03-15 10:26 AM #10
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    Bovada only site right now that doesn't make you jump through hoops and wait weeks for your money. BOL will pay but in my experience it takes at least a couple weeks and you have to constantly check the status with their CS because I've had more than one get "lost". Their words not mine.
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  11. 03-03-15 11:17 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    send the ant father richard rios a p.m., he plays at the particular room where the trny was held, ask him to verify with the game runner daryl whether a lawyer finished third (after significant chops) and split the heads up last longer.... a guy named eric won the trny......

    i had hoped richard (theantfather) would be there, so i could meet him; but to his credit, guys there said he generally will play the 1k buy-in held on what i presumed to be a "not so often" basis, and that he is one helluva trny player....

    all these comments made by guys that unlike you, all have wsop experience, including the Main Event..... face it waves, your f'n outmatched on every f'n level........ go buy another ho and sit in the corner where you belong.....

    richard can easily verify it...... still doubt me, put your money where your f'n mouth is

    I'll bet you five k in bet points my "story" as you call it pans out as the absolute truth..... you want the bet, say so here, I'll post up five k tomorrow............
    #1: I don't have PM access.
    #2: Your delusional mind thinks getting someone to easily vouch for you, somehow makes your pathetic little story true.
    #3: You're a broke dikk fukk with 2 pts to your name Donkey, you owe on loans, & you're going to post up 5k for a bet.

    #4: At least I was at the bash having a blast & getting laid, Waves doesn't pay for pussy like you. My reliable sources tell me you couldn't afford the airfare for bash, so you were in mom's basement stroking Johnson as usual.
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    dodge and duck wussy waves; i'll have 5k faster than you got crabs from that nasty ho u paid for in the DR; how's the scorching case of herpes she gave you coming along...........

    I'll even give you the f'n phone number to verify you dumb cnt............ keep dogdgin, duckin, and makin' excuses wussy........ it's what you do bet you dumb fck

    your "sources" are obviously more fcked than you are, cntweed......... I've got the emails saying "sorry, registration is closed..... sources.... who? the little voice on the other side of glory hole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dodge and duck wussy waves; i'll have 5k faster than you got crabs from that nasty ho u paid for in the DR; how's the scorching case of herpes she gave you coming along...........

    I'll even give you the f'n phone number to verify you dumb cnt............ keep dogdgin, duckin, and makin' excuses wussy........ it's what you do bet you dumb fck

    your "sources" are obviously more fcked than you are, cntweed......... I've got the emails saying "sorry, registration is closed..... sources.... who? the little voice on the other side of glory hole?
    Post up the 5k pussy.
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  14. 03-03-15 04:49 PM #14
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    I thought that Rios guy lived in Houston? Donker for some reason I thought you lived in Detroit?

    Not sure how believable a guy can be who cant even repay a betpoints loan back
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  15. 03-03-15 05:00 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    send the ant father richard rios a p.m., he plays at the particular room where the trny was held, ask him to verify with the game runner daryl whether a lawyer finished third (after significant chops) and split the heads up last longer.... a guy named eric won the trny......

    i had hoped richard (theantfather) would be there, so i could meet him; but to his credit, guys there said he generally will play the 1k buy-in held on what i presumed to be a "not so often" basis, and that he is one helluva trny player....

    all these comments made by guys that unlike you, all have wsop experience, including the Main Event..... face it waves, your f'n outmatched on every f'n level........ go buy another ho and sit in the corner where you belong.....

    richard can easily verify it...... still doubt me, put your money where your f'n mouth is

    I'll bet you five k in bet points my "story" as you call it pans out as the absolute truth..... you want the bet, say so here, I'll post up five k tomorrow............
    No real reason to doubt you here donk....but forget about theantfather vouching for anything. Guy can't even pay a betpoints loan, has 0 credibility
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    In addition to theantfather losing vouching credibility by stiffing on a loan, Donkey lost all credibility by welching on our 5k poker bet: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

    Despite my differences with Tripe, he shipped me 29k after losing our poker challenge. Tripe isn't a stiff like you & your butt buddy theantfather.
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    learn to not be a pompous ahole and you could have had a bet
    but youre too f'n stupid for that............

    you'll be shippin me pts you pussy; ur suckin' wind on both leaderbds, cnt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    learn to not be a pompous ahole and you could have had a bet
    but youre too f'n stupid for that............

    you'll be shippin me pts you pussy; ur suckin' wind on both leaderbds, cnt
    Learn to be a man & pay your welched bet jackass.

    I won't be shippin you shit pussy, I'll crush you again, just like last year. And since I'm not a broke dikk fukk like you, I already posted up with Yisman.
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  19. 03-04-15 05:51 AM #19
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    learn to not be such an idiot and change the term of an offer, you f'n dumbass........

    ship it, bitch......... you have no chance

    uh, look at those leaderboards.......... YOU'RE GETTING OWNED, CCKMASTER
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    Small lead in a year long challenge means nothing, you ignorant fukk. I spotted Tripe a lead with a month to go in our 2014 challenge, ask Tripe how that worked out for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you have no chance

    uh, look at those leaderboards
    You had a brief lead late last year when you offered 5k bet. Then I proceeded to accept bet & spank your Donkey ass, winning by a overwhelming 5,150 in just a few months: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...aderboard.html

    Then this jackass proceeded to welch on bet.
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  22. 03-04-15 04:39 PM #22
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    BOBBY< scoreboard bitch!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    BOBBY< scoreboard bitch!!!!!!
    POS, come talk to me 12/31....Just like Tripe's immature yapping, you'll suffer the same fate as him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    learn to not be such an idiot and change the term of an offer, you f'n dumbass........

    ship it, bitch......... you have no chance

    uh, look at those leaderboards.......... YOU'RE GETTING OWNED, CCKMASTER
    You may be able to win at poker donker, but you can't win an argument with a guy who doesn't acknowledge facts (at least not in his mind). Bobbo leads the pack in that category round here and possibly in the whole damn forum; he's not the first to pretend he's doing poorly on purpose, but I can't honestly say I've ever seen anyone else keep checking in while being buried and just insisting it's not real...most other idiots are at least sensible enough to stay away.

    Damn shame we didn't know about the format change ahead of time, I imagine bobbo would have gotten a lot more action, including from people who can't play every day like me...hard to imagine the extreme amount of variance required for a guy like him to come out ahead here.

    Try not to beat him too bad eh donker, otherwise he might not even come out of his room for the next bash
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    but I can't honestly say I've ever seen anyone else keep checking in while being buried and just insisting it's not real...most other idiots are at least sensible enough to stay away.
    Except for you Tripe, you only need to look in the mirror. You talked shit while trailing our challenge, insisting in every thread you were going to beat me. You lost miserably. I made you eat your words, so it's an argument you'll never win. Yet you keep coming back for more punishment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Except for you Tripe, you only need to look in the mirror. You talked shit while trailing our challenge, insisting in every thread you were going to beat me. You lost miserably. I made you eat your words, so it's an argument you'll never win. Yet you keep coming back for more punishment.
    So says you...I was quite honest about what contributed to me losing our challenge, and your inability to comprehend those reasons doesn't make them any less true. As much as I would have preferred to win, it's good you can have one actual accomplishment in your life to feel good about...hang on to that one as long as you can, doesn't seem likely you'll have any future accomplishments if real poker format stays
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  27. 03-05-15 12:47 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    I was quite honest about what contributed to me losing our challenge
    I'm sure you do believe all your excuses for losing our challenge, unfortunately intelligent folks know the truth & can see past the excuses. Fact is you could have played every tourney & you're still not making up the 2,100+ deficit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    You had a brief lead late last year when you offered 5k bet. Then I proceeded to accept bet & spank your Donkey ass, winning by a overwhelming 5,150 in just a few months: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...aderboard.html

    Then this jackass proceeded to welch on bet.
    didn't welch on shit you dumb fck........ you never accepted, and the first instance you came out of the wood work claiming you did, i set you dumbass straight.........IMMEDIATELY........

    NOW UR TRYING TO TALK SHIT AGAINST YOUR OWN RULE OF NOT TALKING SHIT WHILE TRAILING ON THE LEADER BOARDS.........

    HYPOCRITICAL LYING FUKHEAD...........
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    Donk and Waves,

    I sense that the other gets an erection every time you respond to him. Why not just stop feeding the boner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    didn't welch on shit you dumb fck........ you never accepted, and the first instance you came out of the wood work claiming you did, i set you dumbass straight.........IMMEDIATELY
    Clearly accepted your 5k bet here stiffy: new low even for S Bullshit R...........

    You posted the very next day in same thread, without backing out of your bet. You waited a month later to be a pussy & welch, since I was totally kicking your ass by an insurmountable lead. These are well documented facts Donkey, the more you deny it only makes you a bigger jackass. Be a man & own it chump.
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    bobbywaves lying again!! Does this guy ever tell the truth???



    SCOREBOAD BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    bobbywaves lying again!! Does this guy ever tell the truth???
    Lying about what bitch? Unlike you, I state facts backed up by links.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Donk and Waves,

    I sense that the other gets an erection every time you respond to him. Why not just stop feeding the boner?
    Agree, I don't start but will finish when provoked. Just look at post #2 above. This Donkey clown is obsessed with Waves, brings my name up in every thread. Just like Tripe was obsessed with me, until I kicked his ass in challenge winning 29k & buried him on every ignorant comment he made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I'm sure you do believe all your excuses for losing our challenge, unfortunately intelligent folks know the truth & can see past the excuses. Fact is you could have played every tourney & you're still not making up the 2,100+ deficit.
    We've been over this bobbo, and you appear no less dense than the last time you failed to comprehend them...have fun with that.

    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Agree, I don't start but will finish when provoked. Just look at post #2 above. This Donkey clown is obsessed with Waves, brings my name up in every thread. Just like Tripe was obsessed with me, until I kicked his ass in challenge winning 29k & buried him on every ignorant comment he made.
    You spent the better part of the year burying yourself with almost everything poker or betting-related that came out of your mouth...but if anyone can believe in the complete opposite of reality, it's you. Doesn't seem to be working out for you very well though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    We've been over this bobbo, and you appear no less dense than the last time you failed to comprehend them...have fun with that.
    We have been over this Tripe, & you still can't comprehend the better player won our challenge.

    You spent the better part of the year burying yourself with almost everything poker or betting-related that came out of your mouth...but if anyone can believe in the complete opposite of reality, it's you. Doesn't seem to be working out for you very well though
    Yet the "reality" is I'm sitting on 74k, not a broke dikk sitting on 1,400. So whatever I'm saying & doing poker or betting related is obviously working, as I'm doing 53x better than you.
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